Mimi kusema ukweli sioni shida iko wapi na kuoa Malaya. Si tulikubaliana sex is overrated. Just like marriage. And that marriage was more for companionship than anything else. We all know pale planteshen the more you grow in it the more sexual encounters with ur partner become elusive. Marrying someone who will offer real companionship with countless, always over the top hekaya’s of their adventures for you to enjoy listening to; during those golden years is what’s up. Nobody beats a prostitute to that. Vijana; zalisheni vienyeji na muoe Malaya.
Hata hao wanakamuliwa na wasee wa nduthi
:D:D:Dgraphic
Nikiingia plantation nlikuwa nasumbuliwa na such issues za past…its just a phase …but as you grow with time inaishanga,unapata hujali ata
:D:D:D:D:D well put.
Elders fear planteshen saidi kuliko luwere
Mbitika, sendro wapi na vile talkers wamesaka malanye na hizo base zao huko wakakosa bana
Nyeri
That’s why MGTOW is the way…
What you are busy assuming is that once a hoe always a hoe
Its the reality, we ukiwank yeye ako mahali anapigwa miti
That’s the truth. If you are not fucking her, someone is…
Nilisema secret nikujilelea.
Kujilelea kiaje sasa,how
504= 200
20012=2400 dicks per year, she must be a legend.
PLANTESHEN=HAPPINESS … Mdau leta hekaya banae. What did you find about your wife?
Hata hawa vienyeji wa ushago wakona body count si ndogo.wanadinywa katikati ya shamba kwa mahindi. Kuna siku nilikuwa natembea kwa shamba nikaona place kando ya passion plant kuna ka-depression niliassume ni mnyama kama mbwa hivi hulala hapo. One Sunday nikaona ka manzi kanangia huko kwa shamba alafu kamorio kakafuata. Nikaenda sehemu elevated kiasi bitch inatandika leso kwa hiyo spot nawakaketi na huyo morio wakaanza kula passion fruit zangu. Kiasi jamaal yuko juu ya manzi pounding. Baas! nikambia nephew aletee nyahunyo ya punda na akate kiboko yake. Tuliwawahi micharazi wakikimbia na matrouser zinaanguka. No sinning in the family land heri wakule matunda wanadai waende but fucking in the shamba is disrespectful
Met this former classmate in campus and she introduced me to her better half. She had had almost all the diks in our class and many others in the year ahead of us. When we were in third year she got a simp who was in 2nd year but she still continued her whoring ways. By the time we were in fourth year her count must have been in hundreds. In our class she must have been the first to get married. A few years ago we had a professional retreat in Mombasa and though still married she got hitched at least twice by two different guys in one week.
Mtu ni wako saa zile mko naye
Ebu tembea
Wengi ni returning customers
Virgin wives to be are not available nowadays, our culture was eroded long ago and we must admit it.
Marry very far away from your province where no one knows her rotten past.
Eh, mwasi ya ndumba akomi mwasi wa libala.
If you listen to rumba you may be aware of this phrase. Roughly it means even a prostitute becomes a wife.