Don't Meet The Parents.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Siko_Twitter

Niko na beta anataka wife
Kao, luhya, taita
With a kid or not
Age 26-28

Are you the beta?

[Mlinda_lango]

Ukiambiwa uende kumeet mamake unaenda. Kwani unaogopa nini? Hutaambiwa uwache ID huko. Baadaye, dem atakuandalia sunguch vipoa sana.

[Omunyambi]

Personally I have no problem disappointing mother clan,father and daughter.Makosa ni kuwekwa mtandao na vitenge only for things not to work out later.

[Jenerol_papa]

Wewe enda tu, utapata akona baggage inaitwa Jayden inakungojea hapo uanze kulipa school fees!

[pipinono]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

u have a high mileage lorry packed in your living room

:D:D:D:D leta hekaya

[edd_K]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Have u ever seen a hot and pretty 18-year-old telling u muende mkasalamie wazazi?

Achana na wamama, tafuta waschana bwana. Next utaskia akisema hajanyesha, [SIZE=5]then before u know it u have a high mileage lorry packed in your living room [/SIZE]and your life will never be the same again. Omera, use your head bwana.

hii ni noma sana:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p

[mr.musk]

@Dothraki screamer

What is it with women and meeting their parents?..The past 3 ladies i have dated, we fell out because mainly i did not want to meet their parents. You date for 3 months, next minute “Twende tuone Mum this weekend anataka kukumeet” I am yet to give in but the pressure is building up with the current one…The reason is simple i don’t want to. Not yet. Especially considering she is Okuyu and i am Jaluo Jeuri.

stop dating women who are on the verge of hitting the wall. unaangukiwa badala ya kuangukia.

[uwesmake]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

then before u know it u have a high mileage lorry packed in your living room and your life will never be the same again. O

:D:D:D