gashwin
November 28, 2016, 3:04am
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:eek:50 is the magic number when we should kill ourselves?
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system
November 28, 2016, 3:09am
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Please help!
I will be 40 soon and I have just proposed to my ex wife… Again.
I don’t want to grow old alone and we have been having an “affair” for the last few weeks.
Sounds crazy but it was never easy for me and her to keep our hands off each other even after our divorce and we always had sex !
But something changed my mind about her last month that made me fall in love with her all over again to the point of proposing to her AGAIN!;
She has started growing vegetables in her garden!
Now this doesn’t sound like a good reason for most men to fall for a woman but I went to pick my kids up for my weekly visits and there it was!; A garden full of sukuma wiki that she has been growing all summer!
Yaani, some women break up with you and they start shagging other men but this babymomma of mine started doing gardening!.
Just goes to show how wrong I was to divorce her!
Shida ni moja tu;
I have trouble ejaculating! (Nachelewa kumwaga)
At first I thought it was the nerves from shagging her so nikaenda to my local brothel nikapata a hot looking Romanian hooker kadogo hivi thinking that I just needed a change of “diet” juu enyewe ex wife ni momo and I love momos although we All need a balanced diet once in a while! Kikikikkkk…
Now, the problem is I find myself fantasising about other women just to have an orgasm with my ex wife and when I try shagging other women, I find myself having to fantasise about my ex wife just in order to have an orgasm!
My South African friend reckons ex wife has rogad me but I don’t believe in witchcraft!
Is there a medical explanation for this?
Scenario described above is common with faggets, bottom men to be precise. Get yourself a Transvestite, and thank me latter.
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Eng_iti
November 28, 2016, 3:16am
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Haha Erwoti kuja porepore
kasaman
November 28, 2016, 3:51am
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When you have kids it’s no longer your life ,injeculating in all manners of holes …stick to your family. Kutombana /kutobwa nje is a matter of individuals choice…wewe unahitaji vita kali na sio ya ngumi…you don’t play with your life Rem ember those children hawajawekerewa mawe, they are growing up and the can see what you are doing . .you need Two hot slaps and a …
Good day…wacha nifike kakamega
upepo
November 28, 2016, 3:56am
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From a little psychoanalysis, you dread entertaining the idea that your former wife is being squeezed by another Ninja in the house you pay for and probably drinking wine bought with your money while you pay hookers for the same services. If you are getting back together, its probably because you cannot live with yourself knowing what could be happening behind closed doors. I would encourage you to go ahead, it is the best for you.
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Nimeskia fununu ati ulijipata situation where another man ejaculated on your anus, perhaps your mind have never gotten over that
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Swansea
November 28, 2016, 4:06am
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kasaman:
When you have kids it’s no longer your life ,injeculating in all manners of holes …stick to your family. Kutombana /kutobwa nje is a matter of individuals choice…wewe unahitaji vita kali na sio ya ngumi…you don’t play with your life Rem ember those children hawajawekerewa mawe , they are growing up and the can see what you are doing . .you need Two hot slaps and a …
Good day…wacha nifike kakamega
:eek:o_O:confused: the f**k.
Hopefully ukifika Kach your thought process and whatever you indulged in over the weekend will have flushed from your system. o_O
@introvert
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kasaman
November 28, 2016, 4:18am
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No no No ! We know how our people in Kenya and in diaspora take marrage lightly, in his culture there were no divorce ! Ukweli wajue apana kulamba lamba everywhere only to find you are fourty years !
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ladyp
November 28, 2016, 4:21am
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:D:D:D:D akifika Kach atakuwa na accent ka ya @Ruffneck :D:D:D.
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system
November 28, 2016, 4:30am
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Hehehe…
@introvert be like…
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system
November 28, 2016, 4:37am
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Injeculate = kumwaga nje
Watu wa Lexicon wapatie huyu mtu supu kikombe moja.
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Steelo
November 28, 2016, 4:40am
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Sex therapists ndio sisi. Have you heard of any wives divorcing us? Chukua advice and thank us later.
Stop disregarding your small head. There’s a strong and firm message it’s trying to convey. It’s not as stupid as you think.
ION, I thought you re a trained psychologist. Ama mganga hajigangi?
You are suffering from too many vaginasiosis… Chida iko hapo.
Those are hormones playing tricks on you, but don’t worry we got you. All the best in your situationship. Music is food for the soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBzENeExM34
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This, I agree with you. Before you get genuine advice, haters will have derailed your thread without mercy.
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system
November 28, 2016, 7:07am
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You are old and you have a small penis.
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