Dr @luther12

[anon18059438]

@nairobilay

Si you just nyamba for your wife the way you did at that bash? She will stop asking questions

I will forgive you today fool

[mabenda4]

@Luther12 na @tim wa klist njooni hapa pliz.

[uwesmake]

@uncle nyam

Medical issue kitu gani wewe ngojea the real medical issue ukimeza tembe tano kila siku size ya bano in the middle of the festive season ndio ujue a real medical issue. Dry fry is hell i tell you. I’ve ran out of excuses explaining to my wife why we can’t f**k… Opted to lie i have an emergency project in moyale. Hell i tell you. More so when i imagine kina @uwesmake with their end year bonus wakimmezea mate supermarket . Shida tupu.

UNCLE SIWES KULA BIBI YA NDUGU YANGU

[Freestyle]

@uncle nyam

Medical issue kitu gani wewe ngojea the real medical issue ukimeza tembe tano kila siku size ya bano in the middle of the festive season ndio ujue a real medical issue. Dry fry is hell i tell you. I’ve ran out of excuses explaining to my wife why we can’t f**k… Opted to lie i have an emergency project in moyale. Hell i tell you. More so when i imagine kina @uwesmake with their end year bonus wakimmezea mate supermarket . Shida tupu.

Hako ka hekaya kakuje faster

[1776]

@nairobilay

Use car tint and hold it with a rubberband. Its non-porous and even she wont see that cumming.

weekend made!!!

[vuja_de]

@1776

weekend made!!!

na hii weekend yako inakuwa “made” mara ngapi?

[anon18059438]

@Freestyle

Hako ka hekaya kakuje faster

Don’t worry, that hekaya you crave will be a revelation tomorrow once you are through with the Umoja harlots… can you imagine having a twelvesome when drunk dry fry and the reality that hits you in the morning like a hammer when you are the first one to wake up and you see all the others naked sleeping soundly as if you slept in a seminary? Hapo ndio miguu huisha nguvu

[Freestyle]

@uncle nyam

Don’t worry, that hekaya you crave will be a revelation tomorrow once you are through with the Umoja harlots… can you imagine having a twelvesome when drunk dry fry and the reality that hits you in the morning like a hammer when you are the first one to wake up and you see all the others naked sleeping soundly as if you slept in a seminary? Hapo ndio miguu huisha nguvu

Sh*t aaah hiyo ni noma kesho tuko hapa base tukitegea

[123tokambio]

@uncle nyam

Don’t worry, that hekaya you crave will be a revelation tomorrow once you are through with the Umoja harlots… can you imagine having a twelvesome when drunk dry fry and the reality that hits you in the morning like a hammer when you are the first one to wake up and you see all the others naked sleeping soundly as if you slept in a seminary? Hapo ndio miguu huisha nguvu

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:Haiya!!

[system]

@mabenda4

My cousin twice removed has a friend. He just confided in me that This frind’s brother inlaw’s workmate’s uncle’s neighbour alienda kwa hosi jana akaambiwa yeye na latex hawasikizani. Question is, what happens when you are told u r allergic to cd. Is it the natures permit to DFHKMBLBHNKN.

There are latex-free (or hypo-allergenic) condoms. Slightly more expensive than regular latex-based condoms. That’s what he should use.

[system]

@uncle nyam

You quack, i love my guiness but it doesn’t go well with my meds. Any solution? (i almost choked on my own saliva yesterday while deep asleep. This is hell)

None. Keep off alcohol during treatment and for at least two weeks after finishing medication.

[4makind]

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@uncle nyam

Don’t worry, that hekaya you crave will be a revelation tomorrow once you are through with the Umoja harlots… can you imagine having a twelvesome when drunk dry fry and the reality that hits you in the morning like a hammer when you are the first one to wake up and you see all the others naked sleeping soundly as if you slept in a seminary? Hapo ndio miguu huisha nguvu

Hahahaha
Weka hekaya in full

[WuTang]

@uncle nyam

Don’t worry, that hekaya you crave will be a revelation tomorrow once you are through with the Umoja harlots… can you imagine having a twelvesome when drunk dry fry and the reality that hits you in the morning like a hammer when you are the first one to wake up and you see all the others naked sleeping soundly as if you slept in a seminary? Hapo ndio miguu huisha nguvu

Eish. Mlikuwa na orgy? Noma sana.

[pamba]

Link ya nyam kupata ukimwi nani ako nayo asaidie.

[Wakanyama]

@uncle nyam

You quack, i love my guiness but it doesn’t go well with my meds. Any solution? (i almost choked on my own saliva yesterday while deep asleep. This is hell)

he he he,najua unajiabia usipopata ukimwi utajua mungu yuko,raundi hii ni maombi mdogo mdogo,

[uwesmake]

@Wakanyama

he he he,najua unajiabia usipopata ukimwi utajua mungu yuko,raundi hii ni maombi mdogo mdogo,

hii kushrub yako imekuwa mingi mungiki

[anon18059438]

@WuTang

Eish. Mlikuwa na orgy? Noma sana.

Ni hizi ujinga za house parties. I promise to be honest with you guys whatever the outcome after i finish medication. Ntaweka picha

[uwesmake]

@uncle nyam

Ni hizi ujinga za house parties. I promise to be honest with you guys whatever the outcome after i finish medication. Ntaweka picha

ANKO , SASA UKISHAMALIZA KUMEZA HALAFU BIBI AKUPEE UKIMWI UTASEMAJE ? MUNGU AKIAMUA UNAENDA UNAENDA , HATA PANYA INAEZA KUUMA MAKENDE KAMA UMELALA UENDE

[Wakanyama]

@uwesmake

ANKO , SASA UKISHAMALIZA KUMEZA HALAFU BIBI AKUPEE UKIMWI UTASEMAJE ? MUNGU AKIAMUA UNAENDA UNAENDA , HATA PANYA INAEZA KUUMA MAKENDE KAMA UMELALA UENDE

uwesmakende tulia

[anon18059438]

@uwesmake

ANKO , SASA UKISHAMALIZA KUMEZA HALAFU BIBI AKUPEE UKIMWI UTASEMAJE ? MUNGU AKIAMUA UNAENDA UNAENDA , HATA PANYA INAEZA KUUMA MAKENDE KAMA UMELALA UENDE

Uncle mungu hawezi kubali. Riswa!