Niliona ingine ati ‘knock knock knees are prettiest’ nikacheka hadi nikaanguka kwa bikini bag ya kunguru
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Hehe … ile ya tweet huwa 140 words ama characters
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I see what you did there 
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Hehehe iko mambo hapa :D:D
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‘A real man will accept a woman and her kid’
‘Big-up step dads, we have no time for dead-beats’
‘Ladies, a career will never cheat on you. Stay Woke.’
‘Behind every successful woman is herself’
Nimesahau nyingi na nilishafunga account ya zukapak. Kulikuwa na madame mafeminazi damu hakuna kitu ingine walikuwa wanapost.
ooh na kuna mwingine hapa kwa avatar anatuambia ‘Women Rule’.
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Kuna ingine ilisema, ladies if you have ever accepted to go for a date in a fast food joint, get down on your knees and repent. Nilicheka mpaka Ngimanene ikaninyonga
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Yule ulikuwa unafaa uende naye function kuliendaje?
For me, the best of all time is: “A real man does not hit a lady”.
Bitch, if you hit me first you ain’t no lady. And second, if you ain’t no lady then you are game for a thorough African thrashing…ferking hoe. Hizo slaps za kijinga eti umejam peleka La Muher Da Shit Ya Whatever…
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Girl child alikuwa amejitayarisha akingoja simu ya Ngimanene, saa hizo najibamba na mwingine. Kidogokidogo nikapigiwa simu nikaulizwa niko wapi, nikamwambia niliona we want different things so nimeenda na someone else, simu ikakatwa. Usiku wa manane nikapigiwa simu nikaambiwa I’m a very cold hearted person. Nikamwambia kama nataka uhusiano na yeye ameniweka friendzone, why should I continue with something that’s not working for me, akakata simu. Hasn’t called again
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Hehe Kuna thread tumepotea sisi wote. Amejaza long threads without warning navenye tunapenda summary
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Hehe nice
Yule troll atakuja aandike thesis hapa justifying ile upuss yote slay queens huandika
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Ile thread ya boy vs girl underage sex? Hio ilibidi aondokewe roho safi.
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I can relate,had a funny luo one with a taste of finer things only problem she had nothing herself; always borrowing from her rich friends…
Took her once to a classy restaurant near Red Cross HQ. in Hurling ham area then proceeded to my lair.
Thrashed her mercilessly and cut ties immediately the morning after,not a call nor msgs,blocked her on all social media…Ile matusi nilipata till today torments me…
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Mwache huyo. Self contradiction.
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:D:D:D Kama anaitwa Tina (Friends call her that but real name Carol, never understood the correlation btw), Tall hivi dark then maybe tumesalimiana…
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Nimefika hiyo thread kuona nini mnasema and I wasnt surprised kupatana na huyo mama wa copy and paste. Dawa nikumuacha tu na ufeminazi wake aendeleze thread pekee yake
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Alikutusi aje yet you had blocked her? Ama mlikutana in public?
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