Easy lays

[kev]

#Enerjaza…wewe ni new villager kweli?

[The.Black.Templar]

Yea its true, you are the one who got dry fried!

[Pos_i.Don]

@Energizer

Last Sunday [SIZE=5]she called me at 7 pm [/SIZE]asking to come say hi.she came over to my place.tuka piga story, movie kiasi and expected that she would leave by 9pm.

mbicha ya call log??

[bjurmann]

Unanusa Coomer saa nne? Kwani 7pm mapua ilikuwa imefungana? Faga

[Avalance]

so ulingoja 9 kufika na haendi na bado hukumwambia aende, ulikuwa bado unangoja kukatiwa…eish bous wanaume wa siku hizi jo…will the real men stand up?..na BTW ulilipa ngapi? ama utatudanganya ulipewa sare.

[Ka-Buda]

@bouss

Ile yako ya momo wa SA je?

Niko nazo hizo picha nitazianika hapa saa hii…

[vincelly]

Kama vile baba alisema,mara kwa mara unaeza jiona umeangukia lakini kumbe wewe ndio umeangukiwa…
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[gashwin]

@Bhangi Iwe Huru

You’re calling women stupid when it took you five whole hours to realise that this girl come over to have sex with you?

ati mnaona series…kwani wewe ni schoolboy?

[kush_yule_mnono]

Hii ndio tunaitanga umama.

[Ice_Cube]

@vincelly

Kama vile baba alisema,mara kwa mara unaeza jiona umeangukia lakini kumbe wewe ndio umeangukiwa…
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hehe true very true Free pussy is a myth, so he should ask himself, how has he paid for it? or is the invoice coming ? waiting for an invoice is the worst, it may come in form of herpes, or a baby it may also just be a bamba 50

[uwesmake]

BOSS USISKIE HAWA MAWANKERS HAPO ULIKULA KITU SWAFI, MASWARA WANAONGEA HAPA NA UKIWAAMBIA WAWEKE MBICHA WANALIA ATI OOOO BWANA YAKE AKO SOUTH AFRICA ATAONA, KUMBE JAMAA ANAWANK NA SOUTH AFRICAN PORN KIBERA YA STOKE CITY.

[Mzee_mzima]

Vile Uwes amesema mawankers wanaskia wivu zao ni hekaya bila mbisha

[Mzee_mzima]

@uwesmake

KIBERA YA STOKE CITY.

:D:D:D

[system]

@uwesmake

BOSS USISKIE HAWA MAWANKERS HAPO ULIKULA KITU SWAFI, MASWARA WANAONGEA HAPA NA UKIWAAMBIA WAWEKE MBICHA WANALIA ATI OOOO BWANA YAKE AKO SOUTH AFRICA ATAONA, KUMBE JAMAA ANAWANK NA SOUTH AFRICAN PORN KIBERA YA STOKE CITY.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D hahahaha mimi niambiwe hivi naenda kulia kwa choo

[kijanamrefu]

@ampex

Inaitwa Netflix and Chill. Check on vines…

Mimi nafanyanga Nesquik and chill.

[Lifeist]

@uwesmake

BOSS USISKIE HAWA MAWANKERS HAPO ULIKULA KITU SWAFI, MASWARA WANAONGEA HAPA NA UKIWAAMBIA WAWEKE MBICHA WANALIA ATI OOOO BWANA YAKE AKO SOUTH AFRICA ATAONA, KUMBE JAMAA ANAWANK NA SOUTH AFRICAN PORN KIBERA YA STOKE CITY.

Walalalala…hehehe!

Kibera ya stoke city!:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@Energizer

Three weeks ago I met a chic in a mat.we exchanged contacts then thereafter we didnt really communicate much.I jockingly told her we needed to catch up since we live in the same neighbourhood.Last Sunday she called me at 7 pm asking to come say hi.she came over to my place.tuka piga story, movie kiasi and expected that she would leave by 9pm.Ikafika 10pm she was still so comfortably sitted.ikafika 11 pm akasema gate yao imefungwa.I smelled dry fry from 1000km away…as they say, the rest is history.Morning as I was preparing to leave for work I saw her fish out clothes from her handbag.Does it mean chics are stupidly easy to lay to such alarming extents since “sijakatia” that quail ?? Are morals of our quails going down to the dogs ??

At least hukulishwa pishori. Next time chunga usiangukiwe.

[WuTang]

Aki nyinyi watu mna ufala sana. :D:D:D:D

[Mathaais]

But seriously, what happened to ufisi? 5 hours before you figured out the chic had come over for a romp?

[system]

Mimi 7pm ningekupakulia hapo hapo then glass ya maji, twende round 2…9pm I’m out!!