Eating twice in a single night....

[Alchemist]

@uwesmake

UMEWAITEMBEA SIDEWAYS?

:D:D:D:D:D

[officiale]

i prefered the old sj model ,hii new refurbishment watu wako ndani wanakuona vile unapita,ile ya kitambo ma corridor tu alafu unapata merchandise yako

[Alchemist]

Disappearing Acts.

[Alchemist]

@officiale

i prefered the old sj model ,hii new refurbishment watu wako ndani wanakuona vile unapita,ile ya kitambo ma corridor tu alafu unapata merchandise yako

Kaanga kwa kona moja facing centre ata ka ni huko ‘state lounge’.

[magreb]

@Bingwa Scrotum

ka unachoka kutype, unachukuanga aje poko 7pm, 9:30pm, 11pm ad infinitum?

The idea is to sample. From 5-7pm imetosha wa kwanza, baada ya kurecharge, wa pili ni from 830-930pm. Hapo tena unarudi kurecharge. Then from 1030-11pm ndio uende home. By the way, usijaribu hii kama you are the type that don’t eat well and exercise. Pia usijaribu kutumia drugs to achieve this. Kumbuka ni malaya unatomba. Don’t kill yourself because of nyap.

[magreb]

@trish

"Being a married man and having gone through a lot in my life, sioni haja ya kuwa na girlfriend with all the attendant dramas."

1. Learn proper English
2. Get a divorce

1. You don’t need English to fuck. what you need is a dick and a packet of condoms.
2. I love my family. What i’m doing is called extra-curriculum activity. It is very vital for the happiness and well being of my family. Otherwise i would be one moody and irritable father and husband. Sitaki mpango wa kando coz that would require massive resources(concentration, time and money) to maintain

[Riddim]

@magreb

Eastlands lazima umesikia places za kupata pokos. Pipeline, Nyama Villa, Egesa, Choma zone etc. Huko, utapata kila aina ya wanawake. it is all yours for the taking.

In shot wewe ni njogoyo ya Eastlado / Pipeline :)

[Alchemist]

@Riddim

njogoyo

What is THAT?
:D:D:D:D:D

[trish]

@magreb

2. I love my family. What i’m doing is …

I think that is something you want to convince yourself. And somehow your wife, not me.
Your next point is just an excuse you are telling that already dead conscience inside you. That it’s just OK…while you already know “you love your family”

Seek help

[Alchemist]

From the talk of women in this village, am buying ear muffs when I marry.

[Riddim]

@MgangAlchemist

What is THAT?
:D:D:D:D:D

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[magreb]

@trish

I think that is something you want to convince yourself. And somehow your wife, not me.
Your next point is just an excuse you are telling that already dead conscience inside you. That it’s just OK…while you already know “you love your family”

Seek help

Why would i want to convince you of anything good lady? I am living my life. Uko na mzee?

[Siwesmind]

Why the obsession with women and sex in this forum.How can grown ups discuss sex, women 24/7?

[makarapa]

@Siwesmind

Why the obsession with women and sex in this forum.How can grown ups discuss sex, women 24/7?

Leta post yako.

[system]

@Siwesmind

Why the obsession with women and sex in this forum.How can grown ups discuss sex, women 24/7?

jipe shuguli, uou are in the wrong forum, check a from called “general” and discuss laptops there 24/7.

[system]

@magreb

Apologies to all for the delay in kuleta stories. Unlike most Ktalkers, wengine wetu tuko na a life to live sio kuja ktalk all the time. Anyway…
Wale wanajua @Kidinyi mikono juu. Like this niccur, i don’t keep girlfriends. Being a married man and having gone through a lot in my life, sioni haja ya kuwa na girlfriend with all the attendant dramas. Nikisikia njaa, natafuta wa short time ama wa kulala. That way, i get variety without feeling like i am using the ladies. Kama ushawahi ishi Eastlands lazima umesikia places za kupata pokos. Pipeline, Nyama Villa, Egesa, Choma zone etc. Huko, utapata kila aina ya wanawake. it is all yours for the taking.
Today, i’ll share some tit bits on poko hunting to the unexperienced. Ukienda kutafuta, usiwe na haraka. Take your time. If on foot, tembea mpaka mwisho na urudi ukiangalia. If driving, find a soldier uwache gari kwake then go on a foot patrol. Kama ni place kama SJ, kaa kwa corner usorore kwanza. Reason being, ukiwa na haraka, utaokota kitu ufike nayo kwa room upate ni nyanya mzee.
Equally important is personal security. Stay alert. Some pokos operate in cohorts with thugs or are thugs themselves. As such, always trust your instincts.
Three, never take a poko to your house more so if you are married. The scandals that may potentially ensue are not worth the trouble. Imagine bibi atoke kwao akupate na condom kwa d*ck na hujitambui.
Four, mara kwa mara utapata poko whose nyap and game are unrivaled. Chukua number yake. Ukisikia nyege, mpigie simu akuje. You will have an advantage in that hassle ya kutafuta haitakuwa. Additionally, akianza kuleta feelings unamkumbusha ako kazi.
The good thing with pokos is that you can eat as many as you like in a single night without worries. Chukua room 5pm. By 7pm, unachuja wa kwanza. Ingia club kunywa bia mbili. Chukua wa pili. By 930pm, unamchuja pia.Ingia club kunywa bia mbili tena. Chukua wa tatu. By 11pm, unamchuja pia ad infinitum.
Nimechoka kutype. I’ll be back with hekaya ya mercy wa casablanca mombasa.

thats the spirit

[Siwesmind]

@krugger2015

jipe shuguli, uou are in the wrong forum, check a from called “general” and discuss laptops there 24/7.

The level of engagement in this forum is too low, is it a meeting place for juveniles?

[system]

@Siwesmind

The level of engagement in this forum is too low, is it a meeting place for juveniles?

nyap na d*ck have no age, we are all either juveniles or whatever you choose to call it.

[Ibwit]

@uwesmake

MIMI HUINGIA S.J KISNIPER HATA WASEE WA CIA HAWAWEZI JUA NIMEINGIA, UMEWAITEMBEA SIDEWAYS?

Inakua ni kama msee amekuvuta ndani ama sweep ya sideways., vuuuaaaaaaaaaa

[Ice_Cube]

@uwesmake

MIMI HUINGIA S.J KISNIPER HATA WASEE WA CIA HAWAWEZI JUA NIMEINGIA, UMEWAITEMBEA SIDEWAYS?

hehehe watu hufika kwa hiyo entrance wana change direction kama heat-seeking missiles