Embarrassed by a relative

10000_OTHERS · February 22, 2018, 6:45am

Place gani hio wana afford viceroy na kanyama na hawana PDQ machine ya ku swipe… Anyway ferk that rela :D:D:D:D:eek:
Lazima ushawai kulia huyo jamaa Dame

Antonio_Mascaro · February 22, 2018, 6:48am

Huyo Mujamaa ni K*nde ya siafu sana. Kwani ulikua umemshow umeshindwa ku-fuel gari ndo aseme inakunywa sana. I wish ungeeza leta yeye hapa akule masweep.

magreb · February 22, 2018, 6:53am

You will be shocked by the level of umeffi in the Kenyan service industry. Unaenda club, have fun only to be told machine ama mpesa haifanyi when you want to pay and leave.

amun · February 22, 2018, 6:53am

:D:D:D:D:D

1776 · February 22, 2018, 6:59am

This!

It was his opportunity. I have an aunt who is an activist; a serious activist hawa wa rights for the disabled. Boss… Wacha tu. (I’m not sure how this is relevant but I can imagine being spoken to and you really want to tell him off but kwa heshima unatii).

Don’t plan any revenge. Just let life take it’s course. You be at peace in heart and mind. Revenge is pointless. And since you’ve learned your lesson, you’re now wiser. Wisdom does not plan revenge.

Afro · February 22, 2018, 6:59am

:DHata mimi nimefikiria lazima kuwe kuna some grudge the relative has been having

Kdawg254 · February 22, 2018, 7:00am

Whilst that rela is an idiot you also have to take some blame.You should have told the guy from the onset how much you’re willing to spend on the drinks and infact you pay in advance si kungoja hadi jamaa alewe alafu ma-bill zinaletwa

Zee · February 22, 2018, 7:02am

kwani mtu alikiwa revenge mission ama ni nini

Keffjoinange · February 22, 2018, 7:02am

Actually that’s what I did. I pretended I took it lightly.

Kdawg254 · February 22, 2018, 7:05am

Very true!Kwanza on Sunday utaambiwa machine iko kwa ofisi na imefungwa hadi Monday!This also happens ukiitisha ETR receipt!

dusko · February 22, 2018, 7:06am

you should have been smart and told him you only pay for beers and not anything that resembles whiskey, gin, vodka etc.
But huyo mpangie revenge mission navy seal style ([SIZE=1]na si ile ya ango ya kumbomoa sehemu ya nyuma [/SIZE]:D:D:D)

slevyn · February 22, 2018, 7:06am

resorting to violence is always an option,that nigga treated you like a bitch

FieldMarshal_CouchP · February 22, 2018, 7:07am

Kuwa peasant ni gharama…unaenda kuangali plots IN A PLACE YOU DON’T KNOW with just a K in the pocket? Na you are with your wife?

Sori, but this is rather funny.

tombayeye · February 22, 2018, 7:09am

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kah_tony · February 22, 2018, 7:09am

Hapo umenena. Guys like those don’t last long.

Kamau_mbilikimo · February 22, 2018, 7:09am

Keffjoinange:

Last weekend a relative of mine who we had stayed for sometime without meeting invited us to go and view a piece of land somewhere in katani. It was a slow Sato and since I did not have plans, I obliged.
So off we went, my wife and I, and met the dude at some place near mlolongo.
First thing I noticed, is that the dude had a new car.
" hey mboss, congrats! Naona umejikakamua’ I told him.
“Thanks, lakini hii yangu haiwezi fika huko kwa mawe, wacha tutumie yako” He responded.
I felt offended coz this feker is the one who knew where the plots were, and he was the one who invited us.
I hate this kind of exploitation. Lakini juu ni relative, nikakubali shingo upande.
Tulifika a place, njia ikaisha, literary but what made me even mad along the way was the way the dude was criticizing my car. Oh, badilisha shocks, oh sijui hii gali hukunywa sana oh mine is faster. You know that d*ck measuring contest.
After kufika dead end, i told them we walk. We walked for about 1km viewed the plots and went back to the car.
We then headed back to a place near mlolongo tukule kanyama.
Kumbe the nigga had invited us for a show off all along. He continued with his yapping about how he has money these days, blah blah, bluuh, blah.
“Infact these days sikunywangi lakini juu tuko na nyinyi wacha tuteremshe kanyama” He said.
"Wacha I pay for the meat, you buy a drink " He added.
I realized that I had not carried some enough money coz I only had 1k kwa mpesa.
“Sawa” I said. “Lakini mimi nitakunywa Maji coz am driving”
So I ordered for water, wife ordered for soda.
You know what the dude ordered? 750ml Viceroy!
As he drunk away, he would flush out his wallet to show vile ako na mullah. Mimi nanyamaza tu.
The bill for drinks came to around 1600.
What transpired after this left me with a bad taste in my mouth!
I thought wife had some money with her but unfortunately she didn’t.
I requested the dude to chip in 600 to refund later nikitoa kwa ATM.
He flatly refused!
Furthermore he left us there and carried with him what was left of the viceroy, and sped off!
His parting word: “mbona mnanuna pombe na mnajua Hamna pesa!? Mimi nishaalipa nyama na sikuitisha mchango!”

Embarrassed to the core, I had to leave wife as security and go to look for some money in some agency. (My bank is family bank)

Kweli maskini akipata matako hulia mbwata.
Up to now am trying to recall what I did to this nigga, to deserve this kind of treatment nakosa.
Anyway I moved on having learnt my lesson the hard way.

I can totally relate

Delus · February 22, 2018, 7:11am

Dont revenge but dont forget.

Keffjoinange · February 22, 2018, 7:12am

I had money in the bank kizangila. But couldn’t swipe coz these guys did not have those machines.
For security reasons I avoid the banking aps.
But as I said mzae, I learnt the hard way.

LeoK · February 22, 2018, 7:28am

While the guy was out on a mission the writing was on the wall. He asked you to accompany him yet you took your car so you paid for the trip (so did your ride) hukutosheka loudmouthing! next everyone knows meat is cheaper than drinks and since you brought wifey, knowing what’s in your pocket and what the fool had already done you should have declined the meal and called it a day. What’s done is however done.

Savageqq · February 22, 2018, 7:29am

"Wacha I pay for the meat, you buy a drink " He added.
Kwani you dont know this is always a scam, always stay alert i have mastered the 48 laws of power hakuna mtu anaweza kunibeba ufala