:D:D:D Masaibu ya ango jirani
The internet never forgets. Umeskia grandmafaka?
Can you imagine wasee wangapi wamemwaga hapo ndani before you…considering her age and mioto. Msee umelamba njoti za wasee ka thao
Grundy
July 27, 2016, 4:19pm
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@Jirani Kwisha wewe, kwanza hao wanyanye hukam hapa Mombasa wanamangwa na mabeach boy wanapewa ukedi na venye uwa unatusema sisi team dry fry. Story yako ni kama ya Brock Lesnar akicriticize Jon Jones story ya steroids na yeye ni member.
I believe its beach boy buda. Ukiona lorry flani ya Tata on your way home just toka mbio…na usijaribu kuvuka barabara. @introvert amekuona
Next time inafaa aongeze ma-euro mseh. Hapa sasa ni ukamue hadi Benz itoke na log book yako:D:D
Grundy
July 27, 2016, 4:29pm
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Haha…you’ve been overtaken by events. The correction was done before you even started typing but thanks for your observation.
Abba
July 27, 2016, 4:44pm
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You are a beast . No regrets man. After not using shield you do Jacob xuma style - take a shower and no mdudu will affect you .
Life is full of regrets . It was an experience of life time but most men go through that… Suck it up and move on. Keep her close but tell her you have a fiance and you had lust thats why you did what you did and u want her friendship only …but man you are a real beast…
system
July 27, 2016, 4:45pm
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Hehehe…
Hii inamaanisha threshold unaweza fikisha na hio sampuli ngoja urudie rematch uone
Kwisha kabisa. Hitmen wanatumwa!
:D:D:D:D:D:D Walai sio mimi@Jirani , Paka ni Paka. Kuta vitu
madova
July 27, 2016, 5:02pm
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Rudi tena ufikishe threshold na ureset BIOS.hii word imenimaliza sana Leo.
I ain’t saying he is a gold digger… Jammie Fox
Bantu
July 27, 2016, 5:04pm
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Jirani:
Msinichekele wakubwa. I did’nt want to narrate this story to ya’ll but imenisumbua sana and i was once advised that if u want kitu inaku disturb ikutoke then u need to spit it out.
S0 ni hivi wakubwa, pombe ya weekday sio poa watu nguyaz. U might have noticed jana kutoka kedo 1oam sikuwa online…ahem. I was very busy jana…i had some errands to run. Going from one office to the other blablabla which are located mbali mbali but with in Berlin. It involved alot of travelling (Berlin ni kubwa) I finished all my errands kitu 5pm . Unajua ile furaha mtu huwa nayo after kumaliza mission zako…ehe…izo furaha zikanishow niingie a certain mini pub (we call them kiosks here). Hizi kiosks mtu ununua beer ndani alafu apo nje kuna ma viti na meza.Kiosk napata watu si wengi lakini kulikuwa na ka mwoman mzee kedo 54yrs or even more (sijui najitetetea nini)
Kidogo kidogo mwoman starts a convo with me…At first i was not interested juu nashindwa sasa aka ka nyanya ni nini ananisumbua? kiko where are u from …namjibu one one answers namshow KENYA and i lenga…kiko oooooh “Kenya, kenia ist eine schönes land”(oooh kenya,kenya is a beautiful land). Namjibu one word answers Ich weis(I know) alafu natoa simu najifanya niko busy ndio mwoman awache kunisumbua lakini wapi–Mshosh hataki nipumue banaa
All along kumbuka tulikuwa tumeka nje juu ni summer --kidogo kidogo naskia a mercedz parked hapo kando imelilisha alarm (si u know at times a car’s alarm goes off kama kuna a strong wind hivi)…wueh mwoman ameingia kwa kibeti ametoa funguo za benz akabonyeza ki button…ikanyamaza. Mercedez ni zile moto moto mseh…zile ma minister ubebwa nayo…hapo hapo nika muuliza what did u want to know about kenya madam?
FFWD after mastoro mob and her complimenting my German talking skills akasema sijui she bought a new laptop and her grandson is not around amuwekee wifi. Kumbe hakai mbali na hapo…sisi hao kwake(mission connect laptop and leave ). Apartment sio kubwa coz she stays alone…it’s a one bedroomed apartment. Lakini mseh nyumba ni ya uzito…carpet yenyewe ni zile unakanyaga hivi mguu ina drown ndani. TV ni forty sumthing inch ime stickiwa kwa ukuta. coffee table ya glass mambo byad. Sofa ni leather mseh. Apo kwa corner nika onyeshwa meza fulani where the laptop was and told keti pale-----> as she went to get details of wifi and passwords.
Laptop ni mambo bad…Samsung zile kubwa kuba alafu iko fast. Akaniletea details ya wifi …akaenda kitchen akaniletea wine ya red. Akaniwacha i do my thing…sijui ameenda wapi bt she was smwhere around the house…kumbe mwoman ameenda kuchapa shower. With my experience wth comps nili connect hio laptop yake with her wireless router with in five minutes.
Kidogo kidogo ametoka bafu amejifunika towel ya white…waaah won’t lie she looked sexy now…told her all is set. I let her do a test drive and she says “ma-thank you” kama fifty. Me am like ile najitoa…she tells me wait a minute…kinaingia kwa kibeti kinatoa 100euros mseh…ati shika hizi…ni ya kusema asante. Now she is walking me to the door…ile tumefika kwa door ameuliza my phone number (akakimbilia simu yake na nikampa)…sasa ile kusema ma good bye nisham hug alafu kuna vile macho zetu zikapatana (mafisi u know this) no talking no nothing ni ma action uanza yenyewe…sisi wote tumerukiana kama masunguch ma snog…saizo sijali kama ni mnyanye mseh…btw anafuanana ka Angela Merkel hivi lakini yeye ana nywele refu na ni black. mimi huyo nayeye
Nishampiga sweep (lakini si ile ya kuumiza) ile sweep soft ndio aanguke kwa hio thick carpet…mimi shingoni…nisha angusha hio towel…nisha nyonya tirries…am a wild cat now sitaki kujua… Fungua hizo paja…hata sija anza kumlamba vi serious na asha anza ku let out ma moan. Nkajua either huyu hajawai pewa CJ ama amekuwa na dry spell siku mob. Nimelamba ile ikusde waseh…wueh alafu mimi the more a mwoman screams with pleasure and tries to push my head away from ikusde ndo nafanya hio mlambano x2… nilipea ule mnyanya mlambano ya kama 25minutes non stop…ile hadi unapanua ikusde unalamba upande ya ndani kwa flesh…wacha clitoris katokelezee…nikajua baaaaas wewe mama kwisha…leo utajua mbona boy anaitanga jay baby boy…sasa hata ku moan ameshindwa ni mwili tuu ina shake…enyewe nilikaweza. Mdinyano Nika kapea njoti moja mzito nikamwaga ndani YES sikutumia CD. Did i mention alikuwa na ikusde tight mseh…wueh…yaani ikusde imeshika msedez yako ngeta hadi inauma until now.
Sasa wakubwa guilt uanza after mseh ashamwaga hio shoti ya kwanza…reality kicks in wakubwa…una start kujichukia…nlipeana a fake reason ati i needed to leave…i think pia yeye alijua nime regret…mseh leo nime amuka nikaskia kuju murder jo alafu mshosh keeps calling me lakini nalenga vybe yake …am not taking her calls…Do u know amenipa missed calls ngapi? believe me or not amenipigia 46times…yo heard me right 46 times…hadi anatumia numba ingine ku call lakini mimi sio mjinga…few at least now i feel much better i let that out but regret bado iko. F**K this life
Hauna tofauti Na ma beach boy wa Coast
Jirani
July 27, 2016, 5:14pm
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I expected all these matusi.
Madem wangapi kenya huwa na sponsors wazee na hatusumbui
Maboyz wangapi wamefugwa na sugar mummies kenya na bado wako
and no she has never bn to Kenya bt has heard stories za kenya…am sure after last night she wil definitely visit Kenya…sema ku market kenya wakubwa… gava inafa kunilipa for making kenya a tourist attraction