Encounter with thugs

purp · September 19, 2018, 10:10am

aliona jam

chriskiil · September 19, 2018, 10:38am

hakuna,ukiona mwanaumme anapitia shortcut ya vichorchoro za nrb huwa anaepa kulipa fare,but i understand we sometimes make stupid mistakes,ata mimi karibu niporwe,nilienda for a walk nikifuata reli hapo gong road,nilisaidiwa na mbio

nobert · September 19, 2018, 2:00pm

kiambio, that estate nimekula kienyeji ingine vizuri sana. Anyway pole sana boss.

Huyu haishi eastlands na huko westy hatoki kwa nyumba.

nobert · September 19, 2018, 2:04pm

Zile places nimetembea hii Nairobi saa zingine huwa nashukuru tu Mungu juu sijui huwa nakaa sanse ama ni nini. Unaona tu hapa kuna ngori lakini unakazana tu. Nacheki maboy wananitime na wanahesitate najipata nimepita tu. Kuna kunguru aliniambianga i always look like a no nonsense nigger.

blueline · September 19, 2018, 2:56pm

:D:D

kush_yule_mnono · September 19, 2018, 3:48pm

Huyo kunguru anakuchocha … utakam patana na kina Pientos, utaitana mujamaa

Kirwa · September 19, 2018, 4:14pm

Atajua hajui.

system · September 19, 2018, 4:45pm

No wander i am applying for a fire arm license wacha nipatane na mwizi/wezi watati. I hate thieves more than any thing

pamba · September 19, 2018, 5:12pm

Zilikuwa zinaitwa tawala uko ocha.

kadinal · September 19, 2018, 5:18pm

i once knifed a nigger on mukuru kwa ruben i always have a spring released stilletto on me i don’t know what happened to him but nobody sticks a dirty knife on my neck and wants to take my dell alienware no way man am a kalenjin who went to the river u threaten me with guns not knifes

system · September 19, 2018, 7:00pm

Kilimani hakuna thuggery.Tembea Kina Githurai na pande za outering

Starscream · September 19, 2018, 7:21pm

Funniest hekaya of the year

Giggz · September 20, 2018, 10:10am

Kirwa:

Nilikuwa natoka side za huko buru kajob nilikuwa nafanya ka mjei.Ilikuwa kitu 6 jioni, nikaona jam ilikuwa outering hiyo githaa siwezi panda mat.Nikaamua wacha nikatie kiambio slums nitokee pale raunda ya kariobangi. Mimi huyo teketeke nikiharakisha giza isinipate hizo ma area.
Nilikuwa na thao saba kwa mfuko na tatu kwa ngotha,simu na briefcase yangu ya kubeba tools. Nilipofika pale kwa mto ile hutokea pale raunda,nikaona wasee waine mbele yangu wakienda the same direction na mimi.Stori zao zilikuwa ati vile koroga ilikuwa ngumu.Nikajua hawa ni wenzangu wametoka wera.Nikaongeza spidi kidogo ili niwafikie tupelekane nao.Kuwakaribia the guys divided themuselufu nikaachiwa njia katikati yao. Wueeh nilishikwa kibare ya masikio nikaanguka.Majamaa wakanishika kama kuku inataka kuchinjwa na kuanza kuniperemba. Ile kofi ilifanya nikawa confused juu mimi ndio nilikuwa nawaonyesha zenye zilikuwa kwa ngotha.
After terrorising me for like five minutes,i was told run na nisiangalie nyuma,mimi na ujinga zangu nikawambia wanipatie ID.Jamaa mmoja akaona viatu zangu za CAT,nilikuwa nimebuy thao tatu jo. Nilipigwa sweep,nikiland sikuwa na viatu. Id nikapewa,nikaanza kwenda nikiwa na socks tu. Mmoja wao akatoa viatu zake akanigoga nazo nakuniambia jisort na hizo. Nilicheka kwanza majamaa,kiatu yenyewe sijui Kama walikuwa wamenyanganya shaq,ilkuwa kubwa mbaya.Kuiva mguu yangu ilikuwa inafika katikati. Kutembea ni kama bata patapatapa. Nilifika mtaani wife ananiuliza kwani hizi ni viatu gani umenunua.
Maze wezi Ukipata team building inadeal nao join them.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

SledgeHammer · September 20, 2018, 10:15am

Iza jo, wachanga kiherehere mingi.

Mycoanash · September 20, 2018, 10:25am

Ahahaaa thao tatu kwa ngodha na saba kwa mfuko. Ni kama ulikua umelipwa na foreman. Pole lakini

kimulif · September 21, 2018, 12:19am

Hehee Nike

Simiyu22 · September 21, 2018, 5:46am

Kili is full of thugs after 7.

system · September 21, 2018, 6:29am

Really from which suburbs?

Simiyu22 · September 21, 2018, 6:49am

Hapo near Adams na yaya.

Nyarwath · September 21, 2018, 11:45am

Noma sana, pole bruh