ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

SonOfTheSoil · October 29, 2015, 9:56am

make sure you exercise, eat healthy, lose some weight and avoid alcohol before sex

Bingwa_Scrotum · October 30, 2015, 5:10pm

Mathaais:

True Story.
2013 January.
There’s this chic I had been eyeing for close to a year. A voluptuous 26 year old from South B.We had been sharing drinks every now and then and we both knew it was only a matter of time before we got down and dirty. That occasion came one Saturday afternoon.By the time she came, I was on the 3rd pilsner. I added 1 more as she took a couple of Snaps. Then we booked a room. Believe it or not, for the 1st time in my life, my member let me down. She tried all she knew but no matter what, it could only rise halfway up, not too hard to penetrate. Wacha manzi ashike moto, ‘ulikuwa unanileta nini hapa kama hukuwa na haja na mimi?’ I tried to calm her down to no avail, she firmly believed I was with another woman just before she came. We left and that was the last time I ever saw her.
Now the strange thing is, when I got home later that night and totally plastered, the engine fired like there had been no problem at all. Till this day, am always puzzled as to why that happened.

its a sign that sex with her would have resulted into a misfortune

lid · October 31, 2015, 7:06pm

mukombero

protech · October 31, 2015, 7:41pm

he he ati?

5on1 · October 31, 2015, 9:13pm

Mathaais:

True Story.
2013 January.
There’s this chic I had been eyeing for close to a year. A voluptuous 26 year old from South B.We had been sharing drinks every now and then and we both knew it was only a matter of time before we got down and dirty. That occasion came one Saturday afternoon.By the time she came, I was on the 3rd pilsner. I added 1 more as she took a couple of Snaps. Then we booked a room. Believe it or not, for the 1st time in my life, my member let me down. She tried all she knew but no matter what, it could only rise halfway up, not too hard to penetrate. Wacha manzi ashike moto, ‘ulikuwa unanileta nini hapa kama hukuwa na haja na mimi?’ I tried to calm her down to no avail, she firmly believed I was with another woman just before she came. We left and that was the last time I ever saw her.
Now the strange thing is, when I got home later that night and totally plastered, the engine fired like there had been no problem at all. Till this day, am always puzzled as to why that happened.

She must have had juju on herself. Was she wearing a kamba round her waist?

Bingwa_Scrotum · November 1, 2015, 2:55am

I am serious.

Labda she’s poz (hiv+) or mngekwamana or she would have been a bother afterwards

protech · November 1, 2015, 6:53am

So mtree inadetect ka dame ni positive ama neg? scientist kujeni hapa, we have a break through!

Bingwa_Scrotum · November 1, 2015, 8:05am

ushawahi skia ‘Guardian Angel’?

Riddim · November 2, 2015, 12:15pm

kurogwa ama anxiety.

Pussi_Signal · November 25, 2015, 8:04am

Mathaais:

True Story.
2013 January.
There’s this chic I had been eyeing for close to a year. A voluptuous 26 year old from South B.We had been sharing drinks every now and then and we both knew it was only a matter of time before we got down and dirty. That occasion came one Saturday afternoon.By the time she came, I was on the 3rd pilsner. I added 1 more as she took a couple of Snaps. Then we booked a room. Believe it or not, for the 1st time in my life, my member let me down. She tried all she knew but no matter what, it could only rise halfway up, not too hard to penetrate. Wacha manzi ashike moto, ‘ulikuwa unanileta nini hapa kama hukuwa na haja na mimi?’ I tried to calm her down to no avail, she firmly believed I was with another woman just before she came. We left and that was the last time I ever saw her.
Now the strange thing is, when I got home later that night and totally plastered, the engine fired like there had been no problem at all. Till this day, am always puzzled as to why that happened.

happens once in a while… i think its a combination of factors…but the chix always think u either fckd someone b4 that time ama haumfeel…very depressing

Alchemist · November 25, 2015, 8:19am

Hii story ya @Bingwa Scrotum ni convincing.