Everline; Guka's New Luhya Squeeze

[system]

@Voltron

Siku hizi wazee hawana adabu. I went with my 21yr old squeeze pale K.U nikamwacha mdani ya gari. Some old mzee, 60’s alikuwa amepark next akaanza kuambia dame “nice hair”… I admired his guts at such an advanced age. Wazee ni hatari:D:D

Hehehe…
Niaje @Voltron
Squeeze pia ni jina ya mifugo?

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[gashwin]

@hakimoto

uko na kisiagi kwanza.

Na shamba ya f?

[The_Perfectionist]

While someone like myself is struggling with getting a lay, guka u are out of choice? Or am I too choosy?

[Mathaais]

Wakati wazee rika yako wanacheza na wajukuu…
Heneway you only live once.
Nyonya hizo matiti kabisa lakini apana sahau kutoa dentures kwanza.

[The_Perfectionist]

@hakimoto

uko na kisiagi kwanza.

[IsMundu]

@Voltron

Siku hizi wazee hawana adabu. I went with my 21yr old squeeze pale K.U nikamwacha mdani ya gari. Some old mzee, 60’s alikuwa amepark next akaanza kuambia dame “nice hair”… I admired his guts at such an advanced age. Wazee ni hatari:D:D

Not necessarily… in some cultures even a buddy could “sell” his daughter to his best friend - to cement the bonds of their friendship.

[uwesmake]

upusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[pamba]

@IsMundu

Not necessarily… in some cultures even a buddy could “sell” his daughter to his best friend - to cement the bonds of their friendship.

Wapi huko nitafute rafiki?

[kwido]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Age: 24.
Tribe: Marachi.
Height: 5ft1.
Profession: None, stay home daughter of a man almost half my age.
Colour: What colour are Luhyas, stupid?
Drink: Two wine glasses, dead drunk.
Most attractive quality: Ushamba. Dirty titties.
Most unattractive quality: Weird beliefs, such as witchcraft.
Favourite food: Chicken.
Most sick wish: She has an older twin (fraternal). Go figure.

Ni end-life crisis ama ni nini? Why should Guka pour powder-cum into such a gal?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

similarity between Couch Potato and Babuon aka Jakuon, wote wawili wakilala wakiamka ni kuvunja tuu…

[MBOMB]

@FieldMarshal CouchP whatever you do to that lady, no matter how long (pun fully intended) you do it, it will be foreplay to her…

[Ken_Sarro]

@Voltron

Siku hizi wazee hawana adabu. I went with my 21yr old squeeze pale K.U nikamwacha mdani ya gari. Some old mzee, 60’s alikuwa amepark next akaanza kuambia dame “nice hair”… I admired his guts at such an advanced age. Wazee ni hatari:D:D

:D:D:D @FieldMarshal CouchP si ashawai chungulia an eight year old grand daughter and had the guts to post it here

[Ken_Sarro]

@MBOMB

@FieldMarshal CouchP whatever you do to that lady, no matter how long (pun fully intended) you do it, it will be foreplay to her…

:D:D:D

[Delus]

@Voltron

Siku hizi wazee hawana adabu. I went with my 21yr old squeeze pale K.U nikamwacha mdani ya gari. Some old mzee, 60’s alikuwa amepark next akaanza kuambia dame “nice hair”… I admired his guts at such an advanced age. Wazee ni hatari:D:D

:D:Dwaah boss. Niliacha ati bibi yako amekasirika ukitaka kuuza gari?
Then sasa uko KU na 21 years old:D:D

[slevyn]

Future headline: elderly man dies during coitus

[karema-hitI]

@shocks

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Sida iko wapi mkubwa sii mmoja anatoka kwanza hawawes toshea side by side

[Cogito_ergo_sum]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Age: 24.
Tribe: Marachi.
Height: 5ft1.
Profession: None, stay home daughter of a man almost half my age.
Colour: What colour are Luhyas, stupid?
Drink: Two wine glasses, dead drunk.
Most attractive quality: Ushamba. Dirty titties.
Most unattractive quality: Weird beliefs, such as witchcraft.
Favourite food: Chicken.
Most sick wish: She has an older twin (fraternal). Go figure.

Ni end-life crisis ama ni nini? Why should Guka pour powder-cum into such a gal?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Umemeza Plavix?

[system]

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[WuTang]

@Kimakia

75 Guka’s current age

• 24 Everine’s age

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51 yrs difference

Ndio maana tuko na shida za kiajabu huku Kenya.Such wazees used to be intercessors with our ancestors not long ago.

Bibi alizaa @Kindu Kiega ?

[WuTang]

Naona unashindana na wale wazungu wazee wa ISG kukamua vienyeji.

[system]

@WuTang

Bibi alizaa @Kindu Kiega ?

Kindukiega!!!