Fake alcohol.

KRA is really determined kaisari apate yake. Juzi tu they poured 400 tones of sugar into Indian ocean. Hizo masamaki bado ziko na sugar high:D

Ukiulizwa swali unakunja ngumi na sura kama konda wa githurai? Changamka!!..MBAFFF!!

Iko msupa najua anapenda Southern comfort, akajua anakunywa flavored meakins:D:D:D

I’m very wary of mzingas in a club. I stick to the plain old White Cap and if it has to be a mzinga, I get it from DEFCO.

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These drinks are not fake as such, its just that KRA cannot account for them - mvinyo unataka kuingia soko mbinu ya miguna miguna - but they will still be sold on the Kenyan market anyway.

What’s the difference? Sijui osungu

Unfortunately (or fortunately) the Taxman’s definition of fake is different from the conventional definition of the term.