..... finally

kush_yule_mnono · June 16, 2019, 1:15pm

My Waithelelo ni wa ng’abo, nkirudi kwa Abdul naondoka na yeye. Mi apana tambua ma haena

kush_yule_mnono · June 16, 2019, 1:16pm

Upuus

kush_yule_mnono · June 16, 2019, 1:18pm

Sikuelewi

MANKY · June 16, 2019, 1:27pm

Na @Mrs Shosho

Jolie · June 16, 2019, 1:37pm

kwesta · June 16, 2019, 1:41pm

It’s always good to be pale machinani to check out the folks. A couples of days ago I took her home atleast niringie wanakijiji.

So I get to the main gate and it’s open. I invite myself in tagging Waithelelo along. The boma is quiet, save for a few birds chirping and the bitch Wamatha (we nicknamed her that ju ya kupenda kuzaa ovyo ovyo) with her new puppies roaming the yard.

I ring the door bell and Mrs. Njoro answers with her characteristic ‘yoo’ from the inside, she opens the door and for a moment akazuba, and then goes, “karibu, na úyú nú”? To kill the curiosity, I inform her she’s the one I told her about. She ushers us into the house, maswali mob badae.

It is a suprise visit and as always mzee Njoro is not around. Ako na huko chini akiangalia hacienda. On the other hand Mrs Njoro is home, busy kwa kitchen yake preparing breakfast for the old man.

Kidogo old man naye akamuja. After ma salams and a brief intro tukakalia breko and then mama na ‘dota’ wakaingia kitchen shuguli zao na mimi nkabaki na mzee tu catch up on the happenings.

The door bell rings and when I open, hii kumbaff is standing right there in a vv clean and shinny grey Turkish suit, bila tie of course alafu na a shinny gold coated waya kwa shingo alaf pale chini amedunga abibas. Only he can get away with that crap. And for the first time in a decade, amenyoa ndevu na nywele is well done. It took me like 30 seconds to realize it was @Uncle Thio. I had called him a couple of days before to let him know I would be coming home, so he was here to represent and he dint disappoint. Wakasalimiana na mzee salaam mob then he turns to me and asks, “njogu inu ni atia?” Hio sio matusi, its our own way yaku salimiana and I respond, “ndiokuo núgu inu”.

So after Thio kugotea Mrs. Njoro, old man took us round the hacienda to show us the new project he was working on and by the time we got back lunch was ready, tukasos and then went over the intros once again. Finally uncle Thio got to meet my Waithelelo and after all these the women excused themselves. The two men nodded in approval and the old man in his usual authoritarian style told me, shikilia hapo na nsikupate kwa wale wamama wako tena, huyu mchichana ametosha. As eager as he was, Thio could not hold anymore. He asked for ‘pombe ya dubai’. I took it out of the bag na nkaleta glasses tukaikalia chini. That how the first day in gichagi went down …

Safi saaaanaaa

marine1 · June 16, 2019, 1:49pm

Hako kalitupwa.hakajui kunyamaza ni nini

His_Excellency · June 16, 2019, 2:10pm

Uki mjazaa ball kwa abdul si ni ngori huko

kasaman · June 16, 2019, 2:29pm

Apo sawa ! Top security ,unamlinda kama commando

kush_yule_mnono · June 16, 2019, 3:54pm

Bora certificate of cohabiting iko … maku mushkila

kush_yule_mnono · June 16, 2019, 3:58pm

Wewe ebu fikiria mujamaa kama @Mimi Huwa Namwagiwa Ndanii ajipate kwa wife wangu na ata hajui quma inanukiaga aje. I rather die bana we

It_s_Le_Scumbag · June 16, 2019, 8:44pm

Kumbe ndo the other day ukaniambia ninyamzishe mùnua…how strong is Waithelelo? Just asking…

Masgwembe · June 16, 2019, 8:52pm

Harafu ũthie ũkacũne kahũwa na ũrehe manũria ngui.

system · June 17, 2019, 10:51am

It’s always good to be pale machinani to check out the folks. A couples of days ago I took her home atleast niringie wanakijiji.

So I get to the main gate and it’s open. I invite myself in tagging Waithelelo along. The boma is quiet, save for a few birds chirping and the bitch Wamatha (we nicknamed her that ju ya kupenda kuzaa ovyo ovyo) with her new puppies roaming the yard.

I ring the door bell and Mrs. Njoro answers with her characteristic ‘yoo’ from the inside, she opens the door and for a moment akazuba, and then goes, “karibu, na úyú nú”? To kill the curiosity, I inform her she’s the one I told her about. She ushers us into the house, maswali mob badae.

It is a suprise visit and as always mzee Njoro is not around. Ako na huko chini akiangalia hacienda. On the other hand Mrs Njoro is home, busy kwa kitchen yake preparing breakfast for the old man.

Kidogo old man naye akamuja. After ma salams and a brief intro tukakalia breko and then mama na ‘dota’ wakaingia kitchen shuguli zao na mimi nkabaki na mzee tu catch up on the happenings.

The door bell rings and when I open, hii kumbaff is standing right there in a vv clean and shinny grey Turkish suit, bila tie of course alafu na a shinny gold coated waya kwa shingo alaf pale chini amedunga abibas. Only he can get away with that crap. And for the first time in a decade, amenyoa ndevu na nywele is well done. It took me like 30 seconds to realize it was @Uncle Thio. I had called him a couple of days before to let him know I would be coming home, so he was here to represent and he dint disappoint. Wakasalimiana na mzee salaam mob then he turns to me and asks, “njogu inu ni atia?” Hio sio matusi, its our own way yaku salimiana and I respond, “ndiokuo núgu inu”.

So after Thio kugotea Mrs. Njoro, old man took us round the hacienda to show us the new project he was working on and by the time we got back lunch was ready, tukasos and then went over the intros once again. Finally uncle Thio got to meet my Waithelelo and after all these the women excused themselves. The two men nodded in approval and the old man in his usual authoritarian style told me, shikilia hapo na nsikupate kwa wale wamama wako tena, huyu mchichana ametosha. As eager as he was, Thio could not hold anymore. He asked for ‘pombe ya dubai’. I took it out of the bag na nkaleta glasses tukaikalia chini. That how the first day in gichagi went down …

Lots of warm hugs and kisses my Kush. BTW I saw…nini so nitafanya the needful leo jioni.

system · June 17, 2019, 10:53am

Hihihihi ni hayo tu kwa sasa. This is an ambiguous question.

system · June 17, 2019, 1:57pm

Kush for you…just this one. Forgot to paste it in my earlier message. 4 years Kush. Been thru shits…ups and downs…deemn deemn deemn…deep convos…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZH-emehxA

Motokubwa · June 17, 2019, 2:19pm

tuonane pale langata cemetery, age is catching up with me very fast na lazima kieleweke

kush_yule_mnono · June 17, 2019, 8:52pm

… and this one for you deer …

kush_yule_mnono · June 17, 2019, 8:58pm

Tupatane Wednesday 19th June, 2019. Saa saba kamili pale langata kando ya crematorium ndo nkumalize jua ikiwaka. Khasia

system · June 18, 2019, 8:12am

And this one by Juice kUSH…you will understand it hun…THE BEATS IN ANY HIT MAKE IT FOR ME.