Kombora
October 2, 2017, 11:49am
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Nimesoma then I experienced dejavu, must have seen it somewhere before…
I can touch you again dear momo.
lawi
October 2, 2017, 12:12pm
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apparently Okwonkwo’s other handle ni TouchedByAnAngel. Catfishing
Meria Mata is now Village Chief… alipataje hiyo title. hii ni korapsheni
Jana nimepigiwa simu Na kunguru nimekuwa nikila uroda nayo. Haki Okwonkwo hebu come Leo. Nimekumiss sana. There and then I got a very hard boner. Nikamshow wacha nikitoka job nitaconfirm. Akasema sawa, usinilet down priss.
Now this girl is very delicious. Delicious kuliko slay Queen delicious shiko. Hakuna vile ningekataa mwaliko. My mind went on overdrive as I thought of a way to not turn up at home.
Light bulb moment.
At around 7pm nikapigia bibi. Mikamwambia kuna system tunadeploy ya IEBC Na deadline ni kesho. So sitaweza kwenda home. Nalala Job.
Akalia lia kidogo but nikamwambia hii ni critical sana. Na si unajua lazima tuhakikishe Uhuru amerudi? Hapo akakubali, Sawa, Fanya kazi my dear. I wished her good night and was on my way to kunguru’s nest.
On my way ile nyimbo ya Pastor Ng’ang’a was humming in my head.
Kunguru, ndege mweusi, si ajabu kwamba alimlisha Eliya. x2
Knock knock. Ni Nani? Ni Mimi mwenye nyumba, I bellowed.
Kuingia ndani kwanza nikapewasupper. Kushiba alafu shower then game ikaanza.
Nilifikisha threshold tukalala. Asubuhi nikaamkia morning glory.
At around 8am this morning nawasha phone napata missed calls tano za wife, she had been calling since 5am.
Called her back. My dear umetoka job? Was her first question. Nikamshow bado. I told her as the Lead Developer nangojea Commissioners Wa IEBC waje kuinspect system blah blah blah.
Now how do I tell this kunguru that I am married? The sex is bomb but I think she should know her place before she develops an idea of me to meet her sisters and brothers.
I just got to the office in Westlands an hour ago. Wacha niingie meeting nipeane report narudi kusoma comments later.
Sasa imekuwa tabia. NV na SV wanapekua archives wanaweka thread ya kujaza server. Taka taka
madova
October 2, 2017, 1:53pm
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Hawa NV watatuonyesha maneno.
@admin do something about this vifaranga vya kompyuta.
Huyu ni real VC. Hata SCOK CJ hawezi geuza. It has been been a long process and hata likes na messages zikihesabiwa, nothing will change…unless Babuon demands for his demotion so that elections can be carried out on the 26th. Reasons be damned!
Could he be planning to like himself so that he becomes a VC?
Ni kama kuna new dispensation… Revolutions always start with former ES now Vice Chancellor…no Village Chief.
Will we see another #ferkmeria demo?
@Meria Mata nigawie 1000 messages nipande rank to VS
Nooo, hakuna kitu kaa hio this time round
KCr zilitolewa bana. kwanza hujanilipa ile kazi nilifanya pale MMNN during erections.
fukuza bibi uoe io kunguru tamu
Mjinga. Its not about messages. You would have been better of asking for albums or media…
niliupload mbicha kitambo nikachoka