Getting ready to leave,

One got divorced after falling into the ocean accidentally wakiwa honeymoon…:D:D:D:D:D

I tell you its really enjoyable just being in the shower without her complaining you’ve spoilt her hair

wewe unagongwa tu doh na slay queens…keti pale.

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Truckwhore hii utakaa nayo one month kwa kichwa?
ama hata hii?

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seriously hizi huwa si made-up stories za ngata press? utakaa aje na mwanamke more than 1 week bila kuna her face bila makeup?

I dont believe this hata kitoka shower huwes ona ama makeup kit huwa kwa shower?

Shaving saves money and time. However, to feel feminine and gossip about other women’s husbands, they need to visit a salon. A situation similar to a man who watches soccer in a bar despite having DSTV in his house.

Sweetheart kwangu si democracy. Bibi akileta ujinga atatembea ama atumie mat apana tambua.

I have no idea…:D:D:D:D
The only time I do serious make up is the time I carry one of my two hand bags. Weddings or funerals.

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You serious makeup for funerals??.saitan

Can’t you figure, she is looking for a spouse! Even a widower can suffice.
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:D:D:D:D:D some funerals are a celebration of a life well lived.

But I am married, why would i want another man!:rolleyes:

wink wink
I get your drift
wink wink