Gone in 60secs.

[Kasighau]

These hoes ain’t Royal , Mayangai hehehe

[Useless_Spectator]

My fren, whenever an occupant of your place changes badilisha padlock pap. Hujapatana na a malicious one akamwagilia suti zako bleach na kuvunja telly.

[gashwin]

@Useless Spectator

My fren, whenever an occupant of your place changes badilisha padlock pap. Hujapatana na a malicious one akamwagilia suti zako bleach na kuvunja telly.

leta hekaya

[Useless_Spectator]

@Yollo

Hii ni kesi rahisi sana,tafuta a cop friend apeane threats za robbery na kulala ndani uone vile cylinder itregeshwa by supper time

No point. You let it go and she will never show face anywhere you might pass by again. Poof like a ghost.

[Etiquette]

@pseudonym

ahahahahaha… aki pole though. She also did the unthinkable on you and robbed you.
By the way…alibeba cylinder iko na gas with no assistance whatsoever? she must have muscle.wueeh :eek::eek:

Hehe cheza chini hakuwa semenyalike… Am told she was accompanied by à bodaboda person.

[Etiquette]

@Useless Spectator

My fren, whenever an occupant of your place changes badilisha padlock pap. Hujapatana na a malicious one akamwagilia suti zako bleach na kuvunja telly.

Noted

[system]

@Rauchen

But why would one steal a gas cylinder and leave laptop which is lighter and easy to hide? Pole lakini

coz watchie angedai zii lakini venye aliona ngeos she musta told him ameenda kurefill apikie mzee kenye najiuliza ni iyo weight watchie hakushuku uzito …ama ngeos ni momo hehehe!!!

[spear]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

This made me laugh out loud and I can’t explain to the people staring.

She took the gas because her immediate need is to cook and eat. Laptop would need hustle to sell and face the risk of being tracked.

[system]

@Useless Spectator

My fren, whenever an occupant of your place changes badilisha padlock pap. Hujapatana na a malicious one akamwagilia suti zako bleach na kuvunja telly.

ok…what did you do?:)

[Okwonkwo]

@Etiquette

I had just refilled the gas 2000=/, hiyo haniumi sana, lakini gas cylinder+refilling again seven thousand seveen thousannnd!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[4makind]

You are lucky ni mtu wa district focus angekua slay queen, ungesafishwa kila kitu

[Useless_Spectator]

@pseudonym

ok…what did you do?:)

Will drop hekaya tomorrow. Promise.

[Etiquette]

@4makind

You are lucky ni mtu wa district focus angekua slay queen, ungesafishwa kila kitu

Hahah ,district focus ,Kali sana

[Koolibah]

Lipia kuma baba, hakuna cha bure, hii ni town

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

Hekaya funny & Sad at the same time! Long time ago a chick i was cohabiting pulled a similar stunt! But she didn’t steal it was her cylinder she took the 12kg + the 6 Kg backup one!

Btw no need to nganga’na na maaka usiku,when she took the gas thats when I realized breakfast food items can be had for supper! That night i had drinking chocolate, bread + avacado!!

Next night i had breakfast cereals With yoghurt & i realized too the electric kettle can boil eggs!! After a week or so I bought a kerosine stove:D.

[Koolibah]

@Mundu Mulosi

He he he, ati iliuliza watchie ulioa lini?

Wanaume wengi hawajuangi walioa lini thats why they fight with wifey over anniversary. To her the moment she hang her thong in the bathroom.to dry that was the wedding day.

[Koolibah]

@Rauchen

But why would one steal a gas cylinder and leave laptop which is lighter and easy to hide? Pole lakini

The need justifies the act. The lady is not a thief and she has no malice. Jamaa ndio problem halipii kuma hata akipewa hint ya Wa-jiko anajifanya hashikanishi. Nothing personal its just business

[ranny]

:):):):):):)That was one gem of a gal you let go:D:D:D:D

[upepo]

@Etiquette

A malicious local bitch that I had temporarily cohabited and did all the unthinkable with went MIA with my gas cylinder yesterday. NB:we had ended it amicably.

So came back from a small hustle and decided some ugali and sukumawiki must land in my stomach. Turning on the gas cooker, no . I had refilled it just the other day, I thought it’s a faulty connection since I had not yet cooked with it. On opening the kitchen ground cabinet that hosts the gas cylinder, nothing. Wadau I swear my eyes became teary. First thought :the house was broken into. I quickly checked a man’s main item of concern, laptop check, mini home theater check, certs check.,at least a sigh of relief there.

Thought for a while then nikaenda kuuliza the gatekeeper of any suspicious activity
GATEKEEPER :Kijana yangu si bibi yako ndio ametoka na hiyo mtungi hapa.
ME :bibi mgani? Niliowa lini? Nani alikuambia ni bibi yangu?
I nearly skinned the guy.

Went back to the kitchen and counter checked the empty space, I asked God, WHY ALWAYS
ME? I had just refilled the gas 2000=/, hiyo haniumi sana, lakini gas cylinder+refilling again seven thousand seveen thousannnd!! na hii uchumi natoa wapi impromptu.

Anyway later last night I rushed to Njoroges Akanisort makaa gunia nusu and an old jiko, I ate supper around 12pm. Saa hii moshi ina ni choke hapa tangu2.35 na karice kamekataa kuiva.

B. T.W tried calling her since yesterday she’s not receiving calls. Got her sister’s number from a friend. she told me they don’t have my gas cylinder and they have relocated to an undisclosed location.

I would not blame her. She is just being diligent kubalance vitabu ili the next client asianze na burden ya kununua vitu kidogo kidogo.

[mr_shairman]

:D:D pole bro…hizi mbitches zinakuaga cold and calculating sana…mnachana roho safi(so you think).But at the back of her mind anasema ‘utajua hujui mbwa hii’