Good news to those in CRB under 35

[reigai]

Hekaya tuu, cunt relate

[Kigui]

@RetiredVirgin

Nikiwa kule mashambani one of my cousins from dala asked to use my phone. Dude took a loan of 5k on my Mshwari and blocked the messages.
Sasa me juu I don’t do such petty loans nikalenga…until last month when some fellas called Gilcherry debt collectors came for me…
Of course Mini Mbirionnare cleared the loan but still listed pale CRB for a measly 5k

1 + 1 =3?

[Greedy_Genius]

Kumbe my fellow birrionaires are under 35?

[system]

@kijanamrefu

Nakupenda sana Closed Tenderess. Rakini niitiche kitu Youth Fund haiwezi fanya, kama mapenzi na long walks on the side if the road.

Youth Fund, you said?

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[kijanamrefu]

@Luther12

Youth Fund, you said?

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Heh, Daktari, news kama hizi zitanipatia stress asubuhi ama ni customer unatafuta?

On a serious note, wtf is going on with our institutions This is terrible.

[WuTang]

@RetiredVirgin

Nikiwa kule mashambani one of my cousins from dala asked to use my phone. Dude took a loan of 5k on my Mshwari and blocked the messages.
Sasa me juu I don’t do such petty loans nikalenga…until last month when some fellas called Gilcherry debt collectors came for me…
Of course Mini Mbirionnare cleared the loan but still listed pale CRB for a measly 5k

How did he get your pin?

[sodamadiaba]

@Luther12

Youth Fund, you said?

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Youth Fund ilikuwa money minting scheme.
Infact huyu sign language interpreter inakaa anasema "waliingiza hapa kwa nyeni"

[system]

@WuTang

How did he get your pin?

I keep my pins the same…but siku hizi me ni mgam… I use my son’s fingers to unlock… genius

[mututho_wa_kk]

@Kdawg254

Not sure Osumba has any powers to make such drastic policy changes!

Kama bado ako hai anaweza fanya kitu na isaidie mayout’s wengi sana…

[Sakmadic]

@RetiredVirgin

Nikiwa kule mashambani one of my cousins from dala asked to use my phone. Dude took a loan of 5k on my Mshwari and blocked the messages.
Sasa me juu I don’t do such petty loans nikalenga…until last month when some fellas called Gilcherry debt collectors came for me…
Of course Mini Mbirionnare cleared the loan but still listed pale CRB for a measly 5k

How did he withdraw the money?

[system]

@Sakmadic

How did he withdraw the money?

Cuz.…“nisaidie simulation yako nione videos”
Me : shika
Cuz: ku unlock ni?
Cuz: Goes to Mshwari, takes loan coz pin is same as unlocking code
Delete message and block Mshwari messages…
Transfers Mshwari loan proceeds to himself… deletes message to cover tracks…
Me: a few 90days later being hounded by Gilcherry debt collectors…

[WuTang]

@RetiredVirgin

Cuz.…“nisaidie simulation yako nione videos”
Me : shika
Cuz: ku unlock ni?
Cuz: Goes to Mshwari, takes loan coz pin is same as unlocking code
Delete message and block Mshwari messages…
Transfers Mshwari loan proceeds to himself… deletes message to cover tracks…
Me: a few 90days later being hounded by Gilcherry debt collectors…

Did you confront that cousin? Kama ni mimi mtu anaweza lala ndani.

[markopolloh]

Hehehehe…Tala 12000, branch 4000,kcb mpesa 5000 na easyloan 1000.apo c wameniokoleo ju nitalipa mosmos sasa