Guka's Hekaya.........

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@baserock

Picha?

Twisted retard!

[byro]

Hahaha… Ati team, we are going in

[byro]

@kermit

hii sijambao. sijui kwa nini

Chura hazina mboo mblo

[baserock]

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@FieldMarshal CouchP

Twisted retard!

Sema tu ukweli… hivi ndo kulianza :):)

[system]

@fired kindly come here n take a gander at this… Now go write something of this calibre na sio hizo hekaya zako boring kushinda insha ya mtoi wa darasa la nne

[Web_Dev]

I stopped reading when the 58yr old ‘girl’ entered the scene. Might read later. Sips a Johnny and guarana cocktail.

[kingolonde]

hahahaha antique leo umeshinda.

[Electronics4u]

Nice one Guks. Very nice hekaya in flawless Queens engrich.

[Purr_27]

@kermit

hii sijambao. sijui kwa nini

uko na wana…

[boi_kamiti]

hahaaha. wapi@kidinyi askie vile kunaendanga after wasting almost all your bullets.

[pipinono]

With a flick of her hand she also removed her hair. I was a little taken aback to discover she was a little bald, but being over 60 myself, you can’t be too choosy, can you?

umenimaliza. hahahahahaha

[gashwin]

Ngabu, umenifurahisha!

[imei2012]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So this day I was at KRA following on a matter when I noticed this gorgeous gal, about 58 years. A well-maintained yellow, yellow. The fisi in me arose from the dead.

Soon, we were chatting like old friends. She was a widow with two grown up children, out of the nest. Later that day we met at Fiesta, Chester House, 3rd Floor. Best, cheap restaurant in town.

I looked at the gal and almost choked on my drink. Her weave was just right. Her dentures, oh my! I could tell she had had a face lift, but what the heck, even young gals apply make-up.

Two bottles of Amarula Cream later, we jumped into her car and made our way to her house, a ground floor apartment in Kili.

We did a bottle of Chardonnay white as we touched-touched and the party really took off, right there on the carpet.

Her bush was considerable and a little grey - back in the day gals never shaved, so I guess she was still holding the fort. When I removed her bra, the boobs kind of reached just above the groin but hell, I wasn’t going to let something so minor stand between me and a good ferk.

With a flick of her hand she also removed her hair. I was a little taken aback to discover she was a little bald, but being over 60 myself, you can’t be too choosy, can you?

Kissed her deeply as I looked into her eyes. Sasa tuko kwa carpet, naked. She pushed the glass coffee table aside, and I was like, this is gonna be hot! Kidogo nainua matiti kutoka kwa tumbo nanyonya like my life depends on it.

I don’t know whether I was crude about it when kissing her or her dentures were just loose but they came out. I barely noticed - I was gonna get some! Dry fry, hapa hakuna cha kutumia kinga, kwani nani atakuwa pregnant?

Continued kunyonya hayo matiti kidogo, lakini when I tried to go down she was like, that’s for young people, sweetie…she also didn’t want me to finger her, I don’t know why.

Mara that that I turned her over on her back. It was now or never. Team, we are going in, flying blind!

Nikajaribu ya kwanza kuingia. Ya pili. She tried to get me up, kusugua kidogo kidogo ICBM ilaunch. Kupapasa the cumbags. Wapi. It didn’t help of course that she was a little dry - sometimes you’ve got to slip in before you really harden.

Then she was like, wait sweetie. She stood up, left, and came back with K-Y. She smiled coyly without showing her “teeth”. Aka apply K-Y.

Nikajaribu tena. Wapi. Tena. Woooooooooooooooi, hakuna! As they say, rudely, you can’t play pool with a rope. At the moment of greatest opportunity, the ICBM battery was flat. I could not rise up to the occassion.

We just lay there, holding each other. She told me it was ok, and that made me feel mad like hell, for some reason.

Weeks later, I drilled her like a shujaa looking for oil in Turkana at a dingy lodging in Muranga, but that is a story for another day.

Moral of the Story: Jijazieni, sheji, kwani kila stori lazima ikuwe na moral?

Good one guka …now hope new villagers are learning the art of hekaya

[a4architect]

hehe…nice story there…

[Ingia]

yangu ikiwa imekataa sana ni fifteen minutes after doing it and sometimes it just persists as if am starting all over. Though i am starting to lose interest in that thing. too taxing for no good reason.

[system]

Hahaha nice read.

Whoever told men that fingering works should have them fingers chopped. Or is it just me?

[system]

@MaryJane

Hahaha nice read.

Whoever told men that fingering works should have them fingers chopped. Or is it just me?

easier to make her squirt through fingering than penetration

[bjurmann]

Ha ha ha ha…guuka sikiza ile wimbo ya Shiru wa GP…hata ukishindwa kuamsha GIGINYANA TUUU AGIGINYANI NIMEGWATAGIRA KIA HINYA alafu hapo una visualize huku umefunga macho how that singer swings her young ass at that chorus… Usikufe Moyo…jaariiibu tuuuu utaamsha. It works.

[uwesmake]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE KUKA COUCH

[gashwin]

@MaryJane

Hahaha nice read.

Whoever told men that fingering works should have them fingers chopped. Or is it just me?

tuchanue tafadhali…what works?