Guka's Throwback Hekaya............Ferk Babuon For Misleading A great People!!

(That’s what you call overkill…swatting a housefly with a nuclear warhead. But am pissed with this ‘go die’ shitstorm. Pole @spax, ain’t nothing personal!)

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The best way to know you are aging gracefully, is ranting and raving on anything even passenger and pedestrian talk.
Guks your tirade was uncalled for since you are still taking HBP medications.

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Eish! Ngabu wachana na mumo ujienjoy…

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Am sori @spax. Hizi blood thinners sometimes affect my judgement. Can we have make-up grandpa sex, pris, pris? Hata nime-edit to remove all the sexist putdowns (that was wrong on several levels).

Real men do not ask for woie sessions, they prove their worthiness & you are doing poorly at that! Jeez!!!

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Hehehe nice story boss

@spax, ok, I am a herbivore man, we’ve agreed on that. Can we at least share beds, woooiiiie?

Hapa watu wameambiwa (wametukanwa) wako bure kabisa…

Here are my conditions:
[ol]
[li]Start a revolution for ousting @Deorro from moderating.[/li][li]Insult these two dudes I respect mpaka they bow down @Mathaais & @nairobilay [/li][li]Book a room at Hotel Kempinski Executive wing and half of the villagers in this kijiji should be present to witness the ‘groundbreaking’ ceremony.[/li][/ol]
Is that asking for too much?

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Hata wewe mkojo yako iko affected by gravity. If you dont believe it, try passing urine over a car, yaani ukojoe iruke pande ile nyingine. Then let that 11 yr old try it.

Guka now that i’ve have read the hekaya kama nimetulia, i don’t think horny and afraid go together…

na hiyo part ya gari inaitwa crumple zone…

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He he he he, Mwalimu @gashwin, hii kitu ilikuja na chips, bana!

@spax, that threshold far exceeds 50% + 1.

If I met those conditions then I should have the joint attentions of all Miss Tourism contestants…wacha ikae!

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Based on what i have seen @mabenda4 writing in other posts his comment here is akin to crocodile tears

I thought you had the ‘balls’, coward!
Never give up and don’t ask why because every situation does not need an answer

Ha ha ha ha ha, Nyar Siaya, why do you always come at me hammer-and-tongs?

Mimi sweetie niko ready, ni wewe unasleki, aki…

It’s the only way to know which material you are made of, either steel or wooden.
But you seem to be intimidated by my bravado.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaai, @spax, unaderail my thread na malovydovy mingi. Kama nikayeloyelo kid unataka sema tujitolee mhanga na Viagra, hata kama roho itakatika mbiyoni kama ya yule mkameroon ama Mutula.

Enda hapo in-box uchukue namba …nafikiri sasa mmefika 12 female villagers mnataka insemination…

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huyu ni guks wa ukweli. great post lakini

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Wow! Man, you got skills. Wordsmith Class A.

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let me put my penis in your vagina

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