Hailstorm on Steroids

na ikikupata place open with nowhere to run si itakumada

nimesema chini ya gari si ndani

Imagine the number of car alarms that were set off!

whats the insurance package for that, if its covered

Are Acts of God insurable risks?

yes, at an extra fee, covered under ‘special perils

Kuna presidential hopeful alisema “hapa Nandi naona Mungu anapenda kukojoa sana”. Perhaps that is what he would say akiona hii.

Winter is coming

Sasa kama zinatoboa windscreen, na je muongo?

Somebody had created a thread today in the morning yapping “winter is here”

Heh! Where the hell do you take shelter ikikupata kwa road? Na kama inapita na windscreen si itapita na dirisha ya nyumba pia.

Yup, watch cosmos, a space time odyssey. You will also learn why there is so much oil and coal in siberia and where the last major geological activity took place…and so much more!

thanks. Wacha niitafute for the weekend

That is some scary shits.

Wueeh…

Double shait!

jeso… this is serious!!! weeehh

Hi hun

The last time I saw anything like this ilikuwa pale Uhuru Highway 1992.
AFC had just beaten Gor Mahia 3-0!..

Ukiona kondoo zimetandikwa zimekufa the shit was real.