Hapa ndiyo nyege imenifikisha...true story

[Ubongo]

@Abba

Those women from there are fine my friend . Nice one. Niliwahi sikia story that there was a man who went to koinange street to get slices , one day he went to pick up a Fine good looking young woman ,only to discover it was her daughter who was a student at UON. Walienda nyumbani and no one ever brought that issue at the dinner table. Ilichezewa chini

Walikuwa Walevi nini, that no-one spotted the other earlier

[Abba]

@Ubongo

Walikuwa Walevi nini, that no-one spotted the other earlier

Ni usiku and he never thought the daughter would be skimpy dressed with an oversized wig kichwani. Only to come closer to the car is when he realized that’s the daughter .

[Okwonkwo]

@Abba

Ni usiku and he never thought the daughter would be skimpy dressed with an oversized wig kichwani. Only to come closer to the car is when he realized that’s the daughter .

that father-daughter relationship was never the same again.

[Airtel]

Lakini kabuda si shot ni ghali uko

[lovemashbae]

@Female Perspective kuja uone hii hekaya

[lovemashbae]

@Ka-Buda y dd yu pick the hindi kenye kanameza mboro kama capsules yu could hv selected the kienyeji one huyo ungemanga free ndo ucimseme kwa aunt yake

[Abba]

@Okwonkwo

that father-daughter relationship was never the same again.

For sure never ever . Knowing each others dark sexual secrets isn’t easy especially father and daughter.

[M2Random]

I think the father angepea mtoto advice hata kama they are both wrong. At his age, he has nothing/little to lose banging whores bearing in mind that he has already lived more than half of his lifespan. It is dumb for a 20yr old to take the same risks as a 60 yrs old. The same reason why capital offenders are better if old than yyoung since they both get life sentences.

[vipi_sasa]

@Ka-Buda

Jana I finished job around 4 in the morning and I had an attack of horniness.

You know how you’re just minding your own business and all of a sudden you feel like you need to get laid?
It’s so distracting because every woman starts to look attractive and deep down you know that wanking is not going to satisfy your urge!
It’s too early to make any booty calls and I’m not in very good books with my most reliable Baby-momma.

Only realistic option is a visit to the brothel but there is none open mpaka 11am.

Anyway,I get my veet hair removal cream and jump into the shower.
I never take any chances with “tumande” (crabs) since a previous infestation and although the brothel is top notch in hygiene, a prostitute is only as clean as her last customer.

Saa tano nikachomoka since I want to be the first client for obvious reasons plus it’s a Saturday so it’s bound to get busy.

Knock knock and the buzzer goes off and I pushed the door to let myself in.
I know this place well and the lady at reception (pimp) knows my face.
Kawaida she summons all the girls to come down stairs for me to make a pick.

There’s always new faces but it’s not everyday you get to see a Panthre (Indian/Pakistan) or a black girl!
It’s normally Eastern European and English hookers.

It must be my lucky day juu out of the six girls standing in front of me, one is black, one is a Pakistani and there is a momo mature Eastern European looking one!

Its a no-brainer : I’m going for the Pakistani hakuna kitu ya kufikiria.

But then I steal a quick glance at the black girl and I am positive that I know her from somewhere…
Can’t think where but that young face looks too familiar and when I look at her, she looks away quickly and as if afraid!

Anyway Mimi and my new “friend” head upstairs animalizie haja yangu.
She knows what she is doing although she tells me that she’s only doing this for a week and that her and the black girl are Law students at the local uni!..
That gets my head in a spin because I just remembered that one of my ex wife’s friends had a daughter studying law and they had visited us many times when we lived together.
It’s a few years now plus make up etc could have made her look different.

Shot ni £40 and that includes a blowjob. For an extra ten she gives you a blowjob without a condom and you get to have her any style.
I go for the second option after a quick risk assessment.

Huyu mhindi anameza mboro kama capsule and if my mind wasn’t distracted by the thought of the South African girl downstairs, I was going to do a premature in her Mouth!!!.. kikikikkkk

Kidogo I take her from behind because I can last forever doggy style and of course I’m trying to make my £50 stretch further.
Missionary, cowgirl and “mbuzi kagoma mwendo” positions and thirty minutes later, haja yangu imetimizwa and I am washing my cock in the sink ready to go home post-nut clarity slowly kicking in.
The niggling thought of the South African girl at the back of my mind…

You can choose to leave the brothel from the front onto the busy street or utumie warosho from the back.

As the Pakistani sees me out from the back door, the South African girl comes running to me pleading with me to not tell “auntie” what I just saw her doing.
She is almost in tears begging and I am trying to reassure her that her secret is safe with me although I need to meet her later to speak to her.

Nilitoka hapo with her digits.

She is around 23 and I think it’s safe to say that I just added a very important “contact” on my list.

You know what they say about the cow that never stops giving?..
I’m sorted!.. kikikikkkk…

How was your weekend Talkers?

[vipi_sasa]

@vipi sasa

Anyway, counsel her & advise,

[Baba_Toto]

You are like the person at a wedding who is given one rolled up chapati and when you unroll, you find you were given two.

[Bakayaro]

:D:D:D Always.have.options. It’s always good to have a bank that be open to you at your behest.

[Bakayaro]

@Baba Toto

You are like the person at a wedding who is given one rolled up chapati and when you unroll, you find you were given two.

:D:D:D There’s that saying about gift horses…

[Ice_Cube]

:D:D:D BOGOF at the local brothel

[Mathaais]

I will give my reasoned comment on Wednesday.

[Kenjatta]

@Ka-Buda

just remembered that one of my ex wife’s friends had a daughter studying law

Hii hapa ni ufisi.

[Fala_12]

@Ka-Buda

Wewe nyamaza ama niite @Miss Finest Wine !
Bure …

Akuje ani knock na knees ama
Kikikiikiiiikiiiiiiiik

[nelo_angelo]

another child support case is loading…

[Gaza]

@Abba

Ni usiku and he never thought the daughter would be skimpy dressed with an oversized wig kichwani. Only to come closer to the car is when he realized that’s the daughter .

Huh … Aje? Kwani the daughter couldn’t tell that’s her dad’s car

[Abba]

@Gaza

Huh … Aje? Kwani the daughter couldn’t tell that’s her dad’s car

usiku and there could be many Toyota corolla that looks like your dads and more so you don’t expect your father to be harvesting that late.