Ati oiled ass, hehe
Hehehe. There was a time I was working on a project then comp ilikuwa inahang sana. Called my boss to assist but kujaribu kufunga web page ya ngwati ikakataa. I was really embarrassed beyond measure.
hehehe I once saved a video as āTatu City Promotional Guideā so was with some guyz that were from abroad tunakunywa kidogo so the conversations veered to Tatu city and mimi niko na laptop offered to show them a clip chap chap, placed the laptop on the table clicked on the video and as it was trying to open up I rushed to the washroom to relieve myself, nikiwa huko ndio I rememebered shit! It was some video of two clowns going at it while squeezing balloons, I rushed back to the table and they had closed the laptop, I knew the video was atleast 10 Minutes long so thy must have closed it before it was over. There was that awkward silence and the next question I asked was " How is your mum doing" Crap!
Gay porn?..I once got some gay porn in a friends laptopā¦lets just say we cannot share the same couch together from that day
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:D:D:D
Was it actual clowns?
mine was in 2013, I had had downloaded some ngwati onto my phone then nikasahau kudelete,I went to pay my uncle who sees me as a role model to his children. He asked to use my phone alipomaliza, he went to see the features and guess what, alienda kwa video player akapata gwati. Most embarrassing thing is that it was full volume. he struggled kuzima in futility had I akatoa battery na kunirudishia phone. We never talked about it and pretended nothing happened. from that day ni kuona na kudelete
It is unfortunate that nobody teaches children how to sex well when they are grown. so they end up fumbling when they get there. I am sure you are not surprised at the large number of women who do not know such basic things as their own anatomyā¦some guys learn from watchingā¦
nope a couple dressed in clown costumes
yep a couple dressed in clown uniform, I blame Family guy for making me download the clip there was an episode they mentioned clown porn
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mine was darkpantheraā¦in front of staff and internsā¦luckily only two guys grinned ni kama wengine hawakuwa na clueā¦
these episodes are hilarious:D:D:D:D:D:D
Mimi bado sijashikwoā¦and based on this post Rules of Engagement Ni download, watch, delete.
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Thats quite a fetish my friend
:D:D:D:D:D
Nikiwa campo tulikuwa tunaenda knh to read and play with kids in the cancer ward as way of community service. Some kids wale hawakupenda physical games pia walikuwa watuomba simu wacheze games. So a friend anapeana yake to girls kedo 11-12 yrs old, kidogo the two girls start blushing and hiding their faces in their arms but still watching it. Wakati jamaa alimwaga na akawika yake yote ndio tulijua whats up, jamaa alichukua simu yake na aka ishia, the tu girls tukarudi mbio kwa ward. Luckily only us adults understood, the kids walibaki wakishangaa what just happened
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external hard drive ya lecturer. huyo lec anapenda kutembea na external drive
ngwati zilikuwa kwa laptop ya stude. so lecturer akatoa external yake, connected to laptop ya student then copied them. umeelewa?
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