Have you scratched it in Nairobi?

[olycrank]

Zanzibar napeleka fiancee or wife, kama hao hawako naenda kutafuta kunguru huko

[Netgranny]

@Hmmmmm

shida si msichana shida ni pesa tukuwe tu honest. Zanzibar is not expensive even by Kenyan standards. Kama wewe ni millionaire ata tu kama uko na 1 million zanzibar si kitu ya kupea mtu stress. Wanaume watafute pesa before watafute wasichana kwani mtaambiwa mara ngapi.

Cheap is relative buana. If you could fuck a kunguru on a madondo budget, why the hell would you go out of your way to take her to Zanzibar?

[Netgranny]

@olycrank

Zanzibar napeleka fiancee or wife, kama hao hawako naenda kutafuta kunguru huko

Fiancee ziii, bibi pekee!

[Dunya]

@Hmmmmm

Sasa message ni nini? Mnapenda Kulia sana maisha ni willing seller willing buyer. Kama huwezani wa zanzibar achia wanaoweza

Wewe ndio umekosa point fala

[uwesmake]

dem hata hapa kayole akikataa kutoa suruari namfukuza kwa nyumba saa nane usiku

[eddy_mahelo]

hiyo ujinga niliamua NOOOO… in fact for me i can’t take a lady out more than once kama hajafungua mguu…
since the day i realized a woman decides whether to give you pussy in the 1st few minutes of meeting you i stopped over-thinking about pussy pleasing adventures …

[PERDITION]

@captain obvious

Mimi kama ni coomer nataka, huwa upfront. Nakuuliza crude questions kama “hizo miguu unanipanulia lini…suruari unanitolea lini…coomer yako ni red au pink”? Hapo it’s either nitukanwe na nikule block, au niangukie those slutty chicks, wale wa kuchekacheka wakikuambia “aki si una ujinga!?” It results in huge cost savings.

With ur 9k salary kiongozz, stupid millionaire simps can benchmark nobility from u