Hekaya….. Pali Nimetoka na Keroro Eishhh!!!!! Ni FRIDAY kumbuka

[Colombo-Combolo]

@uwesmake

SIKUMBUKI MWAKA HIO EVENT ILIHAPPEN VIZURI

Amnesia PAP, ama patikana

[Bantu]

@Colombo-Combolo

It was back in 2006, and those days I was in my prime and I enjoyed every bit of hard hustled cash, on suturdays kama kawa we started it lightly with Kegetion as we chewed both Mogoka and Miraa afte ikisonga, kuja usiku mat hapo Jasho destination Monte Carlo, on our way donda anaitisha ferare, wewe slaps kiasi atambue renegades ni akina nani, one of my friends even wanted him to alight as the Nissan was moving……….
Cut the story shot we head to KegCity to grab some makali b4 we enter Monte, NAPOLEON like 2full 250ml each one of us then we head to Monte. Since I was a heavy tanker I headed back to KegCity at around midnight, drunk 1Kenya King since Napi haikua and carried one takeaway KK and managed to smuggle it into Monte where I then mixed it with Beer. There after I just remember alighting at Dohnholm instead of Caltex or Mtindwa Umo, from there I lost direction completely and begun a journey to reach Umoja which never was, instead I found myself looking at NYAYO STADIUM!!!..
From Doni to Nyayo I was literally sleepwalking because I knew I was in kisumu getting close to my home, I had just trekked from Nai to Kisumu and as i got closer and closer I tried to walk faster, from around 3 a.m. to 7:30 in the morning I crossed through swamps and Ghetos to Nyayo even bought Mandazi mwitu along the way, I met people in the darkness and I was so confident since I was preparing for some Boxing Tournaments and I was also drunk, luckily I was never attacked by any animal or human (thanks to God).
Seeing the view of Nyayo Stadium beat the sense back in me and I woke up from my dream, True I was in Nairobi and this was a bad situation, my legs were aching, I was thirsty, my shoe sole was cracked and I only had 50bob. Eish Sare kwa ma3 hadi tao tena sare kwa 35/60 hadi Umo, kushuka kununua maziwa ku dive kwa bed na kulala from around 8:30 to 5p.m jioni.
Eish Masaibu ya Reggae na Makali ilipatia Colombo mojawapo funzo la kimaisha……………………………. Tafakari haya na usinywe Pombe kiholela holela……
I will bring another Hekaya from PinkElephant Reggae pon Red carpet Swara Restaurant soon

@Colombo-Combolo

It was back in 2006, and those days I was in my prime and I enjoyed every bit of hard hustled cash, on suturdays kama kawa we started it lightly with Kegetion as we chewed both Mogoka and Miraa afte ikisonga, kuja usiku mat hapo Jasho destination Monte Carlo, on our way donda anaitisha ferare, wewe slaps kiasi atambue renegades ni akina nani, one of my friends even wanted him to alight as the Nissan was moving……….
Cut the story shot we head to KegCity to grab some makali b4 we enter Monte, NAPOLEON like 2full 250ml each one of us then we head to Monte. Since I was a heavy tanker I headed back to KegCity at around midnight, drunk 1Kenya King since Napi haikua and carried one takeaway KK and managed to smuggle it into Monte where I then mixed it with Beer. There after I just remember alighting at Dohnholm instead of Caltex or Mtindwa Umo, from there I lost direction completely and begun a journey to reach Umoja which never was, instead I found myself looking at NYAYO STADIUM!!!..
From Doni to Nyayo I was literally sleepwalking because I knew I was in kisumu getting close to my home, I had just trekked from Nai to Kisumu and as i got closer and closer I tried to walk faster, from around 3 a.m. to 7:30 in the morning I crossed through swamps and Ghetos to Nyayo even bought Mandazi mwitu along the way, I met people in the darkness and I was so confident since I was preparing for some Boxing Tournaments and I was also drunk, luckily I was never attacked by any animal or human (thanks to God).
Seeing the view of Nyayo Stadium beat the sense back in me and I woke up from my dream, True I was in Nairobi and this was a bad situation, my legs were aching, I was thirsty, my shoe sole was cracked and I only had 50bob. Eish Sare kwa ma3 hadi tao tena sare kwa 35/60 hadi Umo, kushuka kununua maziwa ku dive kwa bed na kulala from around 8:30 to 5p.m jioni.
Eish Masaibu ya Reggae na Makali ilipatia Colombo mojawapo funzo la kimaisha……………………………. Tafakari haya na usinywe Pombe kiholela holela……
I will bring another Hekaya from PinkElephant Reggae pon Red carpet Swara Restaurant soon

Colombo na kujua vizurí hehe

[Fala_12]

@uwesmake

SIKUMBUKI MWAKA HIO EVENT ILIHAPPEN VIZURI

inakaa hio indian … ilipangusa memory, wacha nikusaidie

@uwesmake

COLOMBO WEWE NDIO ULIINSPIRE HAWA VIJANA WA MAUKI FAMILY,

BUT STORY YANGU itakuwa 2018 TUMEINGIA NA BESTE YANGU NAIROBI WEST MALL KILA MTU NA GARI YAKE, TUKACHUKUA KUNA POMBE YA INDIA JINA YAKE SIJUI NI LIONSKY AMA NINI , SISI HAO TUKAANZA KUMEZA , AFTER MZINGA YA KWANZA MIMI HUYO KAMA KAWA WHEN AM DRUNK AM SO HAPPY AND DANCING TO EVERY SONG ESPECIALLY ROCK AND BONGO EVEN REGGAE WHICH I HATE. MZINGA YA PILI KUANZA NISHAKATIA DEM AKO KWA LAPS NAMPEA STORY ZA UWONGO VILE MIMI NI NAFANYA MICROSOFT DEM WA UNI AMEINGIA BOX, SO WE ARE done around 12 tunaamua we go to Rafikis am high like an eagle, so i took my uni gal who was puking all over kwa gari yangu and agree i follow my friend with the girl he was with. thats the last i remember . the next thing niliamka kwa gari KWA BASEMENT YA TAJ MALL, TAJ MALL! IT WAS AROUND 7 ON SUNDAY DEM PIA AMECHEW HAPO KANDO YANGU . SO I ASKED MYSELF how did i manouvre through mombasa road na hizo gari zote past n.airpot road uzuri bado bypass haikuwa, but nilichukuwa mrembo tukaingia nyayo estate, carried her into the house used a wet clothe to wash her and this was when i had my 3rd mpaka kwa mkia session.

point is pombe ni mbaya especially ukiwa na gari.

[vuja_de]

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[Colombo-Combolo]

@uwesmake

SIKUMBUKI MWAKA HIO EVENT ILIHAPPEN VIZURI

Amnesia PAP, ama patikana

@Bantu

Colombo na kujua vizurí hehe

Ayayayayaya kumbe singeachilia hekaya hili… nipe hint basi… lakini nashuku tulikua tunaswaga Viceroy pale Molis

[uwesmake]

@Fala 12

inakaa hio indian … ilipangusa memory, wacha nikusaidie

I HAVE A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF NOT HEKAYARING

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@Colombo-Combolo

It was back in 2006, and those days I was in my prime and I enjoyed every bit of hard hustled cash, on suturdays kama kawa we started it lightly with Kegetion as we chewed both Mogoka and Miraa afte ikisonga, kuja usiku mat hapo Jasho destination Monte Carlo, on our way donda anaitisha ferare, wewe slaps kiasi atambue renegades ni akina nani, one of my friends even wanted him to alight as the Nissan was moving……….
Cut the story shot we head to KegCity to grab some makali b4 we enter Monte, NAPOLEON like 2full 250ml each one of us then we head to Monte. Since I was a heavy tanker I headed back to KegCity at around midnight, drunk 1Kenya King since Napi haikua and carried one takeaway KK and managed to smuggle it into Monte where I then mixed it with Beer. There after I just remember alighting at Dohnholm instead of Caltex or Mtindwa Umo, from there I lost direction completely and begun a journey to reach Umoja which never was, instead I found myself looking at NYAYO STADIUM!!!..
From Doni to Nyayo I was literally sleepwalking because I knew I was in kisumu getting close to my home, I had just trekked from Nai to Kisumu and as i got closer and closer I tried to walk faster, from around 3 a.m. to 7:30 in the morning I crossed through swamps and Ghetos to Nyayo even bought Mandazi mwitu along the way, I met people in the darkness and I was so confident since I was preparing for some Boxing Tournaments and I was also drunk, luckily I was never attacked by any animal or human (thanks to God).
Seeing the view of Nyayo Stadium beat the sense back in me and I woke up from my dream, True I was in Nairobi and this was a bad situation, my legs were aching, I was thirsty, my shoe sole was cracked and I only had 50bob. Eish Sare kwa ma3 hadi tao tena sare kwa 35/60 hadi Umo, kushuka kununua maziwa ku dive kwa bed na kulala from around 8:30 to 5p.m jioni.
Eish Masaibu ya Reggae na Makali ilipatia Colombo mojawapo funzo la kimaisha……………………………. Tafakari haya na usinywe Pombe kiholela holela……
I will bring another Hekaya from PinkElephant Reggae pon Red carpet Swara Restaurant soon

maybe its my age, but sijaelewa anything you saying …sinyiti ene

[Mzee_mzima]

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

[Colombo-Combolo]

@Mzee mzima

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

hahahahaha Eish mjamaa, unge dediswa bana, unaeza banga roho mbaya akulishe very fast juu ya kumanga nangos, though sisi hiyo Enzi haikua na ma sacco

[uwesmake]

@Mzee mzima

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

MZEE MJINGA HAPA HATA NA DICTIONARY YA SHENG SIJASHIKA KITU, KWANI SHENG IME EVOLVE AJE?

[Hunter_Xp]

@Mzee mzima

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

hii sheng jo!

[Fala_12]

@Mzee mzima

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

MAUKI detected

[Mzee_mzima]

@uwesmake

MZEE MJINGA HAPA HATA NA DICTIONARY YA SHENG SIJASHIKA KITU, KWANI SHENG IME EVOLVE AJE?

@Hunter Xp

hii sheng jo!

Wapi hujashika?

[Mzee_mzima]

@Fala 12

MAUKI detected

Ajeee tena??
Mauki ni ya Githu alafu izo ni vitu nilifanya nikiwa kidato bado

[Mzee_mzima]

@Colombo-Combolo

hahahahaha Eish mjamaa, unge dediswa bana, unaeza banga roho mbaya akulishe very fast juu ya kumanga nangos, though sisi hiyo Enzi haikua na ma sacco

Kweli!!

Lakini izo enzi zilikua zinadai mbaya!!

E dec narudi session nimehata izo memories

[WuTang]

@Colombo-Combolo

hahahahaha Eish mjamaa, unge dediswa bana, unaeza banga roho mbaya akulishe very fast juu ya kumanga nangos, though sisi hiyo Enzi haikua na ma sacco

Hiyo vita ya watu wengi huwa mbaya sana. You can get stabbed or hit with a metal bar from behind and you’ll never know who messed you up.

[WuTang]

@Mzee mzima

Hii hekaya imenikumbusha story mob sana… Kwanza apo kwa kugonga donda… Kuna siku pia tukienda session na Krew zimeshika zikatuonyesha akuna kutoa ferare kwa ummoinner… Tukasumbuana na Mbugua acha gare ifike ukungu tukaingishwa uko… Masanse walikua on standby nyahunyo zilitembea uko ndani ikabaki kila mdhii ametoa… Gare ikasonga kufika mjini Mbugua alitii!! Videvu krew ya Ummoinner ikaingilia ikakua ni war moja biggy, lakini majamaa waliona wabaya… After apo cc ao ady finaso makali 123 tukaamua leo lazima tunapona mafala… CC ao ady area code ya Hilton; mbleina na ngeus mbili zinachekesha matenje… Piga mtu lock, madem nduru, watchi kama 10 washatokea… Nilipigwa na mbao flani kwa dimongo damu kila mahali kutoka apo sijui kuliendaje nilijipata kwa mtaa the next day

Lakini hapo mlirisk sana.

[Mzee_mzima]

@WuTang

Lakini hapo mlirisk sana.

Ni mioto na kuchochana

Io kwanza ilikua ni sheria… Na kulikua na krew kama zingine 5 zinapiga round mjini io time na c wote tuko shughuli moja… Tukitoka bukla ngware ilwaga ni lazima watu waponwe… Ma close shaves ni kibao sana… Boarding ndo iliniokoa ningekua RIP kitambo

Enyewe mwenye macho haambiwi kuna vile

[uwesmake]

@Mathaais

Around 2006, we were club hopping with two friends, tukaanzia Samba at that time known as Taco Bell started with beers till around 10 when we went to next door F2.Took 2 beers each, sampled the pokos who used to line the entrance touching the boobs and behinds and then one of the guys said he was hungry and we again went next door to Zanze (does the club still operate?). Before nyama ikuje, mzinga ya smirnoff ndiyo hiyo kwa meza. After eating tukaongeza more beers. I just left the table at around 3am, didn’t bother telling my friends I was leaving, took the lift downstairs, got into a mat and went home. Kufika home I removed the keys but any time I approached the door to unlock it, I would stagger so badly there was no way I could get the key into the padlock. I sat down there on the floor in front of my house and slept there. It’s only a neighbor who arrived at almost 5 who saved me. She woke me up opened the door for me and made sure I got into bed. Never joke na kuchanganya pombe.

HAPPENED TO ME THE SAME WAY NILIMEZA GILBEYS HALF MBILI , I DROVE HOME SIJUI AJE , KUFIKA KWA NLANGO ZILE ZA KUINGIZA MKONO NDANI NDIO UFUNGUE NIKAJARIBU NIKASHINDWA SO NIKAONA NIPASUE GLASS YA MLANGO NDIO NIFUNGUWE, WAPI BADO NIMELEMEWA SO NIKALALA HAPO KWA MAGLASS , JIRANI ALINIAMSHA SAA KUMI NA KUNIFUNGULIA MLANGO.

[Purr_27]

@uwesmake

HAPPENED TO ME THE SAME WAY NILIMEZA GILBEYS HALF MBILI , I DROVE HOME SIJUI AJE , KUFIKA KWA NLANGO ZILE ZA KUINGIZA MKONO NDANI NDIO UFUNGUE NIKAJARIBU NIKASHINDWA SO NIKAONA NIPASUE GLASS YA MLANGO NDIO NIFUNGUWE, WAPI BADO NIMELEMEWA SO NIKALALA HAPO KWA MAGLASS , JIRANI ALINIAMSHA SAA KUMI NA KUNIFUNGULIA MLANGO.

He he …2 worst cases

• When we were out with my pals ,during my college yrs …then a guy made me really pissed …hasira iliniambia I do a bottoms up:) …

The next day I had my shoe without a heel, sijui nilitembea aje till the hostels but I was with my pals

• We were celebrating with some of our pals who had graduated with medicine (madoctors yani ) :D:D huko zimmer , i nearly drank
  a whole mzinga blue label dry …the next day I couldn’t talk normally …Nilikuwa naguruma