HEKAYA

landlord wenyu anaitwa Wenger na watchie anaitwa cech, hehehe wacha tungoje harambee

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ILIFURAA TIMES ITS SIZE

Aubameyang ni striker … anafanya nini nyuma ya Hummels? :confused:

SWARA OBERMAYENG NI WINGER

I sense anarchy at ur home. 9 p.m n wife is out with one of ur kids ( it doesnt matter whether she was at her sisters or meeting Jesus Christ). Then ur other son comes back from the shops at 9.30 p.m and you direct him to go to ur neighbour’s? No wonder the cat was attracted to passby, thot it was a jungle with no rules…

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Sasa ona huyu apa juu… Anko umesahau caps

SWARA WEWE. SIKU HIZI ANACHEZA KAMA SECOND STRIKER.

unanunua gilbeys leo?

MY DEAR ELNINO TINGS BIBI ALIKUWA KWA JAM THEN ALIPITIA KILE KUCHUKUA MTOI , MIMI HUFIKA HOME MAPEMA, SASA ULITAKA CLICHY AONE NIKI CLOBBER AUNTY YAKE KWANZA AFADHALI NILISEMA AENDE KWA NEIBA , ANGENIUZA MIMI NDIO NILIUWA PAKA YAO

UNCLE TUKUTANE THE HUB TUKUNYWE DRINK

Tulikosana na bouncer wa The Hub. Twende Fahrenheit

MAYBE HIO STRIP CLUB/BROTHEL NEXT TO FAHRENHEIT

Ziiiiii … hao ma-stripper ni wachafu, wananuka jasho na hawanyoi fudhi na makwapa

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D UNATAKA KUONA COOMER AMA MAKWAPA

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ukipewa lapdance, makwapa ziko kwa uso

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…sure sio were(were,luhya name)cat anko?

Niweke kwa telegram uncle. TheBlackTemplar

Uncle @uwesmake si pia mimi nijipate kwa hio telegram. Username= @wiseleopard. Shukran!

CHIEF LAZIMA ATLEAST UKUWE SENIOR VILLAGER KWANZA NDIO UQUALIFY

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Hehehe. Nice hekaya anko