Hell hath no fury like a kenyan woman scorned.

[gikuyu]

@joe shamm

My next door neighbor amejionea na meno!! It happened dat he had argued with the GF last month concerning some side kicks huko company yao.so the guy sorted the issue out with madam na akapanga aje sleepover weekendy as kawaida.
so the guy was to report to job leo,till 7pm,kumbe the lady had evil motive ya kurevenge back,akawait the guy ameenda works na akaanza rampage,aka vunja 42"inch tv,leather seat amekata na kisu,all utensil amevunja,the fridge amebonda bonda,glass table kapoot,container za maji zote zimedungwa visu,curtains and bedsheets zote amekata kata na macladi zikamwagiwa some sort of acid,home theatre na lappy zimevunjwa into pieces.
The guy kutoka job ma usiku,anafika kwa hao anapata door haijalockiwa na GF haonekani na kumcall ni mteja,jamaa kufungua mlango anapigwa na shock ya life.ameshindwa ataanzia wapi kusort the mess.hii plot only got four tenants na si wote sunday hatupatakani.

picha otherwise…una chocha

[gikuyu]

mimi uta enda Langata Womens,sidanganyi.

[Karoga]

Beta male must stop fucking crazy bitches, psychopath will take you to an early grave ,

[joe_shamm]

@One Star to Rule Them All

Hii umama uko nayo kudakua watu imepita ile ya @gashwin gashwende

poonder gh*sia,wacha kutumia akili kama kofia

[joe_shamm]

@magreb

Kwani huki kwenyu hakuna police station?

iko bt jirani hajielewi!!

[The.Black.Templar]

@SealTeam254

True. I remember in 2014, I was chatting with a side chick then my GF saw hizo texts when I was in the shower. Hapo ndo nkajua Kisu inaweza noa Kisu. I walked outta the house with my shorts bare chested and with no sandals for like 1.5km. Didn’t get back to the house till the next day.

Si umalize hekaya bana…ilikuwa nyumba yako ama yake? Are you still together god forbid?

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

Kunguru hafugiki. Mara ngapi tumesema kunguru ni wa kukamuliwa tu. ukijaribu kufuga kunguru utajionea maneno.

[joe_shamm]

@Lethal

Afadhali , i really like that girl, all those assets were going to grow old any way! I dont really mind her venting her frustrations that way, wewe hujaona within seven days at least two girls wamedungwa visu? Afadhali hii !

u r still living under ur parent house,get out ndio hali ya maisha huko nje…

[Gatua_ng_ongo]

@SealTeam254

True. I remember in 2014, I was chatting with a side chick then my GF saw hizo texts when I was in the shower. Hapo ndo nkajua Kisu inaweza noa Kisu. I walked outta the house with my shorts bare chested and with no sandals for like 1.5km. Didn’t get back to the house till the next day.

Has anyone noticed that texts husomwa watu wakiwa bafu. Is it lack of creativity ama ni kenyan culture? Spice up your hekaya …

[Sokwe_mtu]

@Kihii Kiaganu

One slap should have solved all your problems

:Dsema one Hot slap na sweep

[Micymas]

this is how a will go tolife in prison. maraya utaniambia ama kwenu ndio huwa mnafanya. either way i will fukin break u

[Big_Mjulus]

The guy should teach the gal a lesson either through legal means, ikifail use the back street means!!

[forestmonkey]

bitter female who is hitting the wall and cant accept men are using her. Also the man must be really soft ndio abebwe hivyo. Get your friend a lawyer sue the hell out of her.

tip.
1)don’t date over 25- under 25 women cant do this shit.
2) don’t date women physically larger than you.
3)never ever leave a woman alone in your house unless your married ama una watchman a good one.
4)Show her your psycho side early in the relationship.
5)Have a good lawyer friend.
6)go mgtow

[Kumbaffu]

@stunner

As a village elder tembea na camera always as proof of evidence ni muhimu hapa.

You can buy a decent hidden camera for your house at Aliexpress for only $20.

[system]

@joe shamm

poonder gh*sia,wacha kutumia akili kama kofia

Hili sio tusi la kubabaisha mtu.ktalk,try harder

[Darkberry]

@joe shamm

My next door neighbor amejionea na meno!! It happened dat he had argued with the GF last month concerning some side kicks huko company yao.so the guy sorted the issue out with madam na akapanga aje sleepover weekendy as kawaida.
so the guy was to report to job leo,till 7pm,kumbe the lady had evil motive ya kurevenge back,akawait the guy ameenda works na akaanza rampage,aka vunja 42"inch tv,leather seat amekata na kisu,all utensil amevunja,the fridge amebonda bonda,glass table kapoot,container za maji zote zimedungwa visu,curtains and bedsheets zote amekata kata na macladi zikamwagiwa some sort of acid,home theatre na lappy zimevunjwa into pieces.
The guy kutoka job ma usiku,anafika kwa hao anapata door haijalockiwa na GF haonekani na kumcall ni mteja,jamaa kufungua mlango anapigwa na shock ya life.ameshindwa ataanzia wapi kusort the mess.hii plot only got four tenants na si wote sunday hatupatakani.

hii ni police case… DCI