I don’t blame them. I like to learn something new everyday. I don’t like to make anyone offended by assuming I don’t understand what they are saying. I learnt sheng ya nrb ikanisaidia sana kulingana na place nilikuwa na fanyia biashara. It harms not to learn it. Come kwa ngavana chikungunya I had to learn sheng ya pwani though lugha zingine za kidigo na giriama hunichenga kiasi.
A case in Nairobi is such sheng;
Itoka, itos, – a bullet
Tenje, dura , toko ,- a phone
Ngombe – a smart phone
Tulutulu – a mulika mwizi phone
Broka v. – bravia
Ikombe – bank
Njege, sanse – police
Bazenga – the big man
Come Mombasa.
Dala ni five bob
Jero ni mia tano
Mwera ni karau ama polisi
Unga ni cocaine au dawa
Rich guy ni sultan
Kijiti ni msokoto wa bangi
sheng’ zako za nairobi are gangster related…were you a member mkienda kukwachu broka mkaget jamaa ni bazenga mkahepa juu maybe ni njege atawapa itoka kadhaa?
I totally agree with Mr. Kirubi. That language can induce headaches and it reveals an applicant’s laziness long before they can get invited to display it.
Not really. I follow a certain group mukuru iko na such names. I just precheked some words that are also new to me. Just know such words are used to hind your conversations from certain recipients. Were it not that tungekuwa wote twazungumza lugha sanifu
There is a word i just read on a srceenshot pale telegram,written Xundai. At first i thought it was a typing error for the word hundai. But then,nothing made sense about that message. So,i had to read the conversation.only to later learn the girl meant sunday,now tpyed as ‘xundai’
Ako salama kabisa. I take flying every now and then. (by flying I mean namlalisha kwa tumbo kwa mkono and palm his chest on my left hand then make vuuuuuuuuuuuuu whoosh sounds as we go)
I tolerate hii language because the female speakers are carriers of dry fryable tight puxxy, I always reply to them the way my teachers taught me. mwanaume mwenye anatumia X badala ya S NI Gayer than ladyGay meffffii takataka Mali ya @Atwoli
Mahindi yanarushwa na wewe ndiye wa kwanza kukimbilia… Always remember that a woman “is always 20 until she reaches 30”…“always 30 until she reaches 40”… you get the drift?