"hey miss!?! "you smell nice"!

[system]

@lovemashbae

kunguru za cyber ziko na virus

:eek: Who dat in your profile pic?

[Delus]

@Mauricio

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Enyewe wreso huwa fake. Ata hio teke ya the rock haijaguza stonecold

[WuTang]

@Blckrogue

So what you are saying is you got the uglier one?

Watu bado wanaendanga cyber kubrowse?

Unaexpect waende huko kufanya?

[AMB_Sunday]

Cant rem the last time I was at a cyber cafe

[Saintonthebeathoe]

@AMB_Sunday

Cant rem the last time I was at a cyber cafe

nlikua nmeenda kuprint my good conduct certificate and renew my license and since its my buddies cyber ndio nikaamua kuingia youtube

[conoiseur]

Hii story haiko complete mamen lakini ni sawa tu vile umechocha elders hapa kwanza iyo part ya YU :D:D:D:D

[Saintonthebeathoe]

@conoiseur

Hii story haiko complete mamen lakini ni sawa tu vile umechocha elders hapa kwanza iyo part ya YU :D:D:D:D

haha

[Giggz]

@Rene Descartes

Uongo yenyewe huwa hainishtui. Mi hushindwa tu mbona hii uongo yote.
Whats the point? Or whats the problem? Is it esteem issues? Is it an aspiration to something? Is it an alternate personality restricted to internet life?

Kcr

[MegaKing]

@stunner

Hauna mbicha au receipt ya cyber cafe?

Creative fat imaginations
:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@Saintonthebeathoe

haha naaah im tryna learn how flip the smoke

And that is constructive ?

[system]

@Saintonthebeathoe

its my buddies cyber ndio nikaamua kuingia youtube

How? Why?

You were browsing free of charge, right?..sigh

[Greedy_Genius]

Usidharau kazi yako ya kuwa cyber attendant. A lot of people do not have jobs.

[Saintonthebeathoe]

@pseudonym

How? Why?

You were browsing free of charge, right?..sigh

yea free of charge

[lovemashbae]

@Nefertities

:eek: Who dat in your profile pic?

ndo ukaseme

[Jefe]

@Saintonthebeathoe

you are the kind of a woman I will hung up with

@introvert leta mariamu

[PepoPunda]

@Saintonthebeathoe

, … she looks directly at my eyes for like 4 seconds, she does the same to the whore I prefer for 5 seconds, she gets up, picks her bag and jacket, clicks loudly then sway her buttocks away straight to the lift never to return again.

Explain with diagrams WHY she left? Does she know you? Do you ow her anything? To leave just because a friend has been greeted.?o_Oo_O:confused: I dont get it. Ama unaongea kuhusu tu premature kienyejis because i doubt you are talking about our adult slay queens who would not give a damn whether you are breathing or not leave alone getting pissed and walking out because you’ve said hi in a cyber.

#Wacha Day dreams bana

[system]

@lovemashbae

ndo ukaseme

Sigwes

[Okwonkwo]

@Saintonthebeathoe

So I am in a cyber cafe doing something constructive, two ladies blessed with a good shaped body with sizeable buttocks appear, sit next to me as they open their computers, it seems they just want to show each other photos of themselves on Instagram or whatever, they are able to see what I am doing, I was actually watching YouTube videos of two fools smoking bhang…they cant believe that a person of my status is watching this, I look at one of them with chocolate skin color as I smile sheepishly and tell her, “Hey miss, you smell nice, you have nice dimples, nice behind, nice thighs, you are the kind of a woman I will hung up with all the time just to make my fellow men jealous"she says ''woooow, strange though”…the other whore is yellow yellow, I know she is wondering why I did notice her yet she is the most beautiful, my plan is actually to make her bitter so that she can leave her friend, she looks directly at my eyes for like 4 seconds, she does the same to the whore I prefer for 5 seconds, she gets up, picks her bag and jacket, clicks loudly then sway her buttocks away straight to the lift never to return again. I am left with Chemutai, she looks at me then say, “Helloo, do you realize that you have created enmity between me and my boss?” I ask her if she is interested in a pizza treat, yeeeesssss, I give her my phone to punch in her contact numbers, she puts in one for Safaricom, Airtel, Orange, YU and the other for Tanzania where she had gone sometimes back to demonstrate her company’s products to potential clients. She told me she wants us to meet on Friday exactly 9:30PM… nangojea friday na mori aisee

Friday imefika

[Saintonthebeathoe]

@Okwonkwo

Friday imefika

hekaya loarding bruh

[Mathaais]

I wasn’t interested but tuko Friday past 7:25.