High school

[OddGuy]

@The truth

Boss you have balls,My dad was and still is the alpha male, couldn’t afford to be suspended, let alone expelled, he would’ve fried my balls and let me eat them. I remember one lose sato my 4 pals and I were sold out by some snitches that we had illicit drinks and had invited some whores from the nearby trading center to come spend the night at the basketball court. These are chics we had invested heavily over time in form of illicit brews.To get to the B. Ball court,one had to cross the football pitch,the school Orchard, then get there. We had two watchmen in their late 60’s who slept even bofore preps ended, so we were obviously clear. By the way, funny thing is,the only time you would find them awake was when guys woke up at 4am to go watch porn at the tv hall.Boss, we had it all worked out, we stole 5 mattresses ( of course from form1s), Cds kwa wingi,we even had snacks (one village guy had taken the liberty of stealing and defeathering 5 chicken from the teachers compound, I sorted the alcohol, the other guys organised 2 packets of Unga.sufuria tuliiba ya prefects which they used for “special meals”,vitunguu, cigarettes and of course weed.we even had a wire mesh from one of the beds.Clearly the night was going to be lit. then just when we were drinking waiting on the chics, we were mulikwa’d by 4 high beam torches, mind you its huko ma 2am in the night giza kabisa apart from the fire from the 3 stones grilling 5 chickens. Saa hiyo ni deputy headmaster, teacher on duty na mawachie.Hiyo siku nilitoka mkono wa Mungu." Niliskia tu Vijana laleni hapo hapo…" to this day I believe the only thing that helped me was I was on my feet,taking a piss on the fence when sh*t hit the fan. Manze nilipanda thorn fence kama spiderman,landed on my shoulder on the other side of the fence (sijawahi skia uchungu hivyo, dropped a tear there.) Ile mbio nilitoa hapo ata nduthi haingeniona, met the chics on my way up nikawapita kama Flash bila kusema chochote wakajua kumethoka,straight to the dorm. One of my guys naye ali duck and roll,pia yeye kama ninja akajirusha kwa thorn fence, mind you ni zile za kitambo, akachapa vector ya dorm pia, but nigga dint make through, manze alichapa goal post na kifua akadoze kiasi,deputy alikua right behind him, he later told us aliinuliwa na maskio kama rabbit na kunyeshewa makofi. But the chicken guy is who suffered the most,the guy was building castles in the air imagining how many thresholds he should administer when the fist whip landed on his belly,the guy was just gazing at the skies on his back,he tried to escape lakini akakabwa koo by teacher on duty who was relatively huge. He was busted clean,alikua na home made mwiko ya ugali,na kwa mfuko alikua na chumvi na pilipili.The other two conceded after seeing the war the chicken guy was given, but not before one of them swallowing 6 sticks of weed. Instant suspensions followed immediately. That Sunday I was the 1st guy kuinua mkono kuokoka,joined CU and paid the full application fee for science and debate clubs. The chaps came back after suspension and were told to reveal my identity or go back. They all sold me out but it wasn’t adding up, I was called to explain,obvious nikawaruka mbaya and even had my cousin CU chairman give false testimony that we were praying together that night. The head teacher still said he had to call my dad as he wasn’t fully convinced. I couldn’t allow this, I had to eventually climb a telephone post at midnight to cut the wire with a nail cutter so that the call wouldn’t be made. The school went silent for like two weeks before telephone guys found the problem.by this time the head teacher had long forgotten about me.they were all made to buy 3 rolls of barbed wire, and the chicken guy was made to pay 60 chicken as almost all teachers claimed their chicken had disappeared, na akanunulia prefects sufuria ingine

Best Hekaya ever… :D:D:p:p

[system]

@The truth

Boss you have balls,My dad was and still is the alpha male, couldn’t afford to be suspended, let alone expelled, he would’ve fried my balls and let me eat them. I remember one lose sato my 4 pals and I were sold out by some snitches that we had illicit drinks and had invited some whores from the nearby trading center to come spend the night at the basketball court. These are chics we had invested heavily over time in form of illicit brews.To get to the B. Ball court,one had to cross the football pitch,the school Orchard, then get there. We had two watchmen in their late 60’s who slept even bofore preps ended, so we were obviously clear. By the way, funny thing is,the only time you would find them awake was when guys woke up at 4am to go watch porn at the tv hall.Boss, we had it all worked out, we stole 5 mattresses ( of course from form1s), Cds kwa wingi,we even had snacks (one village guy had taken the liberty of stealing and defeathering 5 chicken from the teachers compound, I sorted the alcohol, the other guys organised 2 packets of Unga.sufuria tuliiba ya prefects which they used for “special meals”,vitunguu, cigarettes and of course weed.we even had a wire mesh from one of the beds.Clearly the night was going to be lit. then just when we were drinking waiting on the chics, we were mulikwa’d by 4 high beam torches, mind you its huko ma 2am in the night giza kabisa apart from the fire from the 3 stones grilling 5 chickens. Saa hiyo ni deputy headmaster, teacher on duty na mawachie.Hiyo siku nilitoka mkono wa Mungu." Niliskia tu Vijana laleni hapo hapo…" to this day I believe the only thing that helped me was I was on my feet,taking a piss on the fence when sh*t hit the fan. Manze nilipanda thorn fence kama spiderman,landed on my shoulder on the other side of the fence (sijawahi skia uchungu hivyo, dropped a tear there.) Ile mbio nilitoa hapo ata nduthi haingeniona, met the chics on my way up nikawapita kama Flash bila kusema chochote wakajua kumethoka,straight to the dorm. One of my guys naye ali duck and roll,pia yeye kama ninja akajirusha kwa thorn fence, mind you ni zile za kitambo, akachapa vector ya dorm pia, but nigga dint make through, manze alichapa goal post na kifua akadoze kiasi,deputy alikua right behind him, he later told us aliinuliwa na maskio kama rabbit na kunyeshewa makofi. But the chicken guy is who suffered the most,the guy was building castles in the air imagining how many thresholds he should administer when the fist whip landed on his belly,the guy was just gazing at the skies on his back,he tried to escape lakini akakabwa koo by teacher on duty who was relatively huge. He was busted clean,alikua na home made mwiko ya ugali,na kwa mfuko alikua na chumvi na pilipili.The other two conceded after seeing the war the chicken guy was given, but not before one of them swallowing 6 sticks of weed. Instant suspensions followed immediately. That Sunday I was the 1st guy kuinua mkono kuokoka,joined CU and paid the full application fee for science and debate clubs. The chaps came back after suspension and were told to reveal my identity or go back. They all sold me out but it wasn’t adding up, I was called to explain,obvious nikawaruka mbaya and even had my cousin CU chairman give false testimony that we were praying together that night. The head teacher still said he had to call my dad as he wasn’t fully convinced. I couldn’t allow this, I had to eventually climb a telephone post at midnight to cut the wire with a nail cutter so that the call wouldn’t be made. The school went silent for like two weeks before telephone guys found the problem.by this time the head teacher had long forgotten about me.they were all made to buy 3 rolls of barbed wire, and the chicken guy was made to pay 60 chicken as almost all teachers claimed their chicken had disappeared, na akanunulia prefects sufuria ingine

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D You really feared your old man…for you to go that extent of cutting the overhead telephone cables…wah! Day made.

[montecarlo]

@The truth

Boss you have balls,My dad was and still is the alpha male, couldn’t afford to be suspended, let alone expelled, he would’ve fried my balls and let me eat them. I remember one lose sato my 4 pals and I were sold out by some snitches that we had illicit drinks and had invited some whores from the nearby trading center to come spend the night at the basketball court. These are chics we had invested heavily over time in form of illicit brews.To get to the B. Ball court,one had to cross the football pitch,the school Orchard, then get there. We had two watchmen in their late 60’s who slept even bofore preps ended, so we were obviously clear. By the way, funny thing is,the only time you would find them awake was when guys woke up at 4am to go watch porn at the tv hall.Boss, we had it all worked out, we stole 5 mattresses ( of course from form1s), Cds kwa wingi,we even had snacks (one village guy had taken the liberty of stealing and defeathering 5 chicken from the teachers compound, I sorted the alcohol, the other guys organised 2 packets of Unga.sufuria tuliiba ya prefects which they used for “special meals”,vitunguu, cigarettes and of course weed.we even had a wire mesh from one of the beds.Clearly the night was going to be lit. then just when we were drinking waiting on the chics, we were mulikwa’d by 4 high beam torches, mind you its huko ma 2am in the night giza kabisa apart from the fire from the 3 stones grilling 5 chickens. Saa hiyo ni deputy headmaster, teacher on duty na mawachie.Hiyo siku nilitoka mkono wa Mungu." Niliskia tu Vijana laleni hapo hapo…" to this day I believe the only thing that helped me was I was on my feet,taking a piss on the fence when sh*t hit the fan. Manze nilipanda thorn fence kama spiderman,landed on my shoulder on the other side of the fence (sijawahi skia uchungu hivyo, dropped a tear there.) Ile mbio nilitoa hapo ata nduthi haingeniona, met the chics on my way up nikawapita kama Flash bila kusema chochote wakajua kumethoka,straight to the dorm. One of my guys naye ali duck and roll,pia yeye kama ninja akajirusha kwa thorn fence, mind you ni zile za kitambo, akachapa vector ya dorm pia, but nigga dint make through, manze alichapa goal post na kifua akadoze kiasi,deputy alikua right behind him, he later told us aliinuliwa na maskio kama rabbit na kunyeshewa makofi. But the chicken guy is who suffered the most,the guy was building castles in the air imagining how many thresholds he should administer when the fist whip landed on his belly,the guy was just gazing at the skies on his back,he tried to escape lakini akakabwa koo by teacher on duty who was relatively huge. He was busted clean,alikua na home made mwiko ya ugali,na kwa mfuko alikua na chumvi na pilipili.The other two conceded after seeing the war the chicken guy was given, but not before one of them swallowing 6 sticks of weed. Instant suspensions followed immediately. That Sunday I was the 1st guy kuinua mkono kuokoka,joined CU and paid the full application fee for science and debate clubs. The chaps came back after suspension and were told to reveal my identity or go back. They all sold me out but it wasn’t adding up, I was called to explain,obvious nikawaruka mbaya and even had my cousin CU chairman give false testimony that we were praying together that night. The head teacher still said he had to call my dad as he wasn’t fully convinced. I couldn’t allow this, I had to eventually climb a telephone post at midnight to cut the wire with a nail cutter so that the call wouldn’t be made. The school went silent for like two weeks before telephone guys found the problem.by this time the head teacher had long forgotten about me.they were all made to buy 3 rolls of barbed wire, and the chicken guy was made to pay 60 chicken as almost all teachers claimed their chicken had disappeared, na akanunulia prefects sufuria ingine

Timam!:D:D:D