Home away from home

[system]

@Davidee

I thank ktalk for giving me a home.nobody really calls me or texts me…the only texts i get ni za safaricom kenyapower bank na zuku.am not so close with my folks and i dont have drinking buddies…i tried that and i noticed i was the one paying all the time so i felt shortchanged…women are not all that to me.

Can I please call/text you…

[WuTang]

Sorry man.

[Mzee_mzima]

@Ka-Buda

@Akeelah , i think i lost my number. Can i have yours?

Ata heri kuitisha number kwa matatu but iyo pick up line ni ya tene haiwesmake!

[Mzee_mzima]

@Web Dev

at least una bundles

:D:D Apo umemtusi

[Str8up]

@Web Dev

Feel you bro, at least una bundles so uko poa for now.

Bundles is a-must-have otherwise someone can harbour suicidal thoughts in an area like this

[gashwin]

@Davidee

I thank ktalk for giving me a home.nobody really calls me or texts me…the only texts i get ni za safaricom kenyapower bank na zuku.am not so close with my folks and i dont have drinking buddies…i tried that and i noticed i was the one paying all the time so i felt shortchanged…women are not all that to me.

copy. only variation is that my kupunguza ulevi was a matter of choice (mwili hupenda rest after years of abuse) and the women? I have seen them morph from the heartfelt lovers of my youth to landladies whose rent for the pinkspace varies from airtime to house rent, fees for junior, bills for wild friday night parties…and the logistics of tomcatting are just crazy, including the terror of being called, texted when with wifey in bed…

[chalky_white]

@Akeelah I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

[system]

am the obly one at my work place login into ktalk. wengine are forever on youtube

[Mathaais]

My work entails lots of travelling in Nairobi. I therefore spend a considerable part of the day stuck in traffic and that’s where Ktalk comes in handy.

[Gaza]

Ktalk ni Kenya damu kaa vile mii ni mkenya damu. With time I see this platform becoming huge. Diaspora longs for this kinda thing … something that feels at home away from home. It don’t really matter what side of the social class you fall … becoz inhere. . We all equal minds sharing ideas, laughter, insults, opinions and what not. We us … we talkers and we Kenyans.

[uwesmake]

Nimehamia kenyagen

[Wakanyama]

@pamba

The only place where I socialize.

ile wakati umepumuzika baada ya kupiga mahabusu?

[Gecko_Moriah]

@ekamsweu

Nimehamia kenyagen

Hamisha makende yako huko, nugu wewe.

[Wakanyama]

@Mathice

My work entails lots of travelling in Nairobi. I therefore spend a considerable part of the day stuck in traffic and that’s where Ktalk comes in handy.

sema tu wewe ni dereva,hakuna haja ya kupaka udere mafuta

[Wakanyama]

@Deorro

am the obly one at my work place login into ktalk. wengine are forever on youtube

na si hii ndiyo shamba yako?charity begins at home,hata nyinyi tunataka muanze vita za maneno kama vile supu na jakenya na handles zao zote walikuwa wanafanya huko klost

[SCAVENGER]

@Gecko Moriah

Hamisha makende yako huko, nugu wewe.

Uwes…sidhani atahama…@mundu mlosi…create a vip 4 us

[Akeelah]

@Davidee I look better than that!!

[Ka-Buda]

@Unicorn

Hahaha still stuck in stone age

@Unicorn ,why change anything that has been tried,tested and works everytime?
By the way; How do you like your eggs in the morning @Unicorn ; Fertilized OR not fertilized?..

[gashwin]

@Akeelah

@Davidee I look better than that!!

beauty from the inside?

[Mzee_mzima]

@chalky white

@Akeelah I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

Another fail :D… These one liners don’t work these days you have to go deeper sample this… Hey shawty I saw you walking down the street and I couldn’t let you pass without telling you how pretty your smile is (apo anatoa magego yote inje) wewe you take that breather to bite your lower lip and according to the situation unaendelea… Nothing extreme just a simple compliment… Ama niaje @Akeelah ?