How a Kunguru got me arrested in Naks

Useless_Spectator · May 19, 2018, 6:11pm

what? you have nothing to tell your progeny?

KING_IN_THE_SOUTH · May 23, 2018, 10:36am

Jump over the Sports Club wall and you will be much saver

Wiltordo · May 24, 2018, 10:02am

MajorProphet:

Just a heads up guys, if you’re in Nakuru beware of picking up Kungurus from the street. There are normally cops on patrol at night. I suspect they’re working in cahoots with the hookers. Last year I was on the infamous Gusii Street in Naks negotiating with a lady when I heard some two cops calling me “Kijaaana”.

The lady run away and then the cops asked for a 5k bribe but I just pleaded with them and gave them 2k. The cops then started berating me saying I should find a younger girl, not an old mama. “Unafanya nini na huyo mama Mzee? Tukutafutie msichana?”. But I actually have a thing for BBWs and something of an Oedipus compl8ex. Afterwards the BBW came up to my room since I’d given her directions before she run off. She was a lazy lay. Seems the cops were right.

Later I met this friendly Meru girl in a pub called Makena, phone number 0721154***. I bought her a drink and chatted, she spoke with a certain wistfulness but she was really cooperative with different styles none of the ongeza pesa you get from most girls. I’d want to meet her again. That’s a pic of her moneymaker:

Thank you so much for warning us. Because our work is to hunt kungurus all over the country. We are excited.

karema-hitI · May 24, 2018, 11:00am

Hiyo pub inaitwa makena iko wapi hasa?

Beres_mzee · July 20, 2018, 6:15pm

Having yu as a son must be makin Yua papi one disgraced man.

MajorProphet · July 21, 2018, 5:12am

Typically Ktalkers are quick to take the high moral ground and point fingers forgetting there’s no uniform set of morality for everyone.