How a microwave and watermelon saved the day.

Yaani you fercked kalonso? Iko shida

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rusha hekaya!

Hehe jinga, and to think I almost disclosed to him govt secret

poor melon…yani saa zile tunasalivate watermelon tukule ituongezee angalau red blood cells za kuhema tukikuta wengine wanaikuta!! maybe ungeongeza mia mbili ungekula uyo dame alikuuzia js

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ni story refu… iko Reddit, nilidhani wangoso wanamashida until huyu jamaa wa watermelon!!

Kwanza ile moto kutoka kwa microwave

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Enyewe multi handles ni muhimu now revert to your usual handle an gives us your take like always.

So huyu mjinga akienda marikiti aone lorry ya melons anafikiria tu ile song ya Shabba Ranks “Trailer Load”

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Yaani u molested a melon?? No wonder we are having these floods!!! Even satan is bitter with u…

Dry spell ikizidi utatafuta njia yoyote

Abu hara =Slutty butts.

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@Shabba Ranks kuja hapa uimbe hiyo trailer load tujue @MBOMB anasema gani… ni ile ya “treng, treng treng treng” ama ni ile ingine ya “tungulu kchakcha, tunglu kcha kcha”?

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Melons Melons everyday,
From London Canada and USA

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Hehe Jesus take the @wheelz

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Nimegugo nikagundua ni hiyo ktunglu kcha kcha

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Watu wana shida. Sasa upgrade by kutoboa shimo kwa ukuta.

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Kaa ya kwanza was a toyo hii ni foto chop

It’s very easy to do a search on the Kra Website if the car is still in use.

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