HOW I FAILED AS A MAN

Blacks4Trump · June 26, 2019, 7:31pm

:D:D:D don’t believe anything here. 99% ya talkers ni watu Wa Nduthi

anon94046782 · June 26, 2019, 8:02pm

Leta through pass… Uta sema it’s your cousin from Central Africa…

It_s_Le_Scumbag · June 26, 2019, 9:37pm

She had feelings for him but he was taking wine in the bedroom… Na black and white? Who was drinking it…

system · June 27, 2019, 4:01am

Ķtalkers are birronears and hot damsels huwapigia magoti…halafu ktalker akiamua kucheza coomer inawaka mo faya…
Inshort rudi facebook yoh dont qualify to be a member here

Brikicho_Bantureh · June 27, 2019, 7:00am

i dont know,i think am more psyched up nikiwaka…saa hiyo courage ni mingi sana ata to try stunts that you would’nt otherwise do…have you watched the movie Drunken Master? now that’s me in bed
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Chiefkiumbe · June 27, 2019, 7:16am

Wee ni mtu wa ocha ndaniii,and you are suffering from " mukoroko ya fombe"

Condor · June 27, 2019, 12:00pm

Kijana Performance Anxiety ndio inakumaliza… Ita rematch then take it slow uko na the whole night mbwa hii ama kama haiwezi make pitia downtown pharmacy utafute bluepill

jmoy · June 27, 2019, 2:09pm

Umemaliza kuendesha duthi? Welcome to real world

Chiefkiumbe · June 27, 2019, 4:47pm

:D:D

Duke_of_Coomersvile · June 28, 2019, 7:16am

Yaani a chic gives you all the signs that she wants you and you still need liquid courage to go in for the kill? Your self-esteem must be way down there in the gutter. Wacha kukuwa na low esteem and maybe you’ll stop having performance anxiety.

uwesmake · June 30, 2019, 2:56am

Unashrub saidiii

Hydra · July 3, 2019, 11:15am

I think the state of the mind matters more. Bluepill nilikula mara moja, and I didnt have a very good experience…kwanza my head was throbbing sana.

Kilpatrick · July 3, 2019, 2:31pm

kingsparrow:

I have been nyemelearing our company’s M&E Officer from january, ni kasupa anakaa kitu 35 ivi, figure safi, financially good; ye hudrive Vanguard. So there was a time she called me at her place to help her do some analytic report juu me ni msee wa IT so she feels naelewa kila kitu kwa comp hata zile zina idea. Wah, sema kwa furnished apartment buda, so clean and comfortable, achana na bedsitter yangu.

Venye nilifika, kakanishow nitatumia drink gani; kuna whiskey, juice, guarana na maji, mimi na kimbelembele zangu nikaomba whiskey Black n White imechorwa paka mbili. I took whiskey like niko na njaa ya pombe, kidogokidogo she calls me to her study room and imagine imesikana na bedroom yake. Shes singo BTW. i struggled with the staff data report while BLACKn WHITE zimenipanda sana. Being that she had feelings for me kumbe he was also taking wine hapo kwa study room. As I was doing the computer stuff, she was laying face down in bed, MATTERCORE zimeinuka kama mount Elgon kule Muhoroni. Mjulubeng pia ikaanza kuniuliza maswali mingi kwanini nazuba kama Oria ametoka Moyale.

Bila kupoteza wakati nikarudi pale sitting room for more whiskey ndio nipate courage ya kukaa kwa bed, ndio iyo nikachapa glasi moja flash, nikapitia msalani then nikaringia bedroom, mimi nikaketi kitandani bila kuogopa, nikamshika mguu, nikapata mtoto wa watu amechemka damu kama mtura za Kayole. Wah! this lady had feelings for me, kudarana then juu CD then pap, ndani ndani kama ile song ya Catholic inasema ''Neno la mungu lina ingia ndani ndani.” Within a minute nishamaliza game man, wah what a messs…

Thereafter, nikamnyamzia for weeks juu I didnt believe nimekula officer senior pale job, baada ya mwezi ka mbili ivi siku moja akanicall tukutane tao for dinner, I couldnt resist juu shes the boss. After kumanga food tukaitisha drinks mimi na ujinga zangu nilikunywa bila brakes, we went home kitu 1am ivi. Ilikuwaa obvous lazima tukulane, wadau I was very drunk I couldnt manage the pu**y, nikachezacheza tu nayo nikachew blackout.

Kesho yake she called and our convo was like this

ME: Hey, Niaje.
HER: Poa sana.
ME: Unasound nikama hata hao hujatoka.
HER: Yes imagine nimekuwa tu indoors kulala tu.
ME: Ebu amka ata utembee estate kiasi.
HER: Mmmmh, ntaona, lakini jana ulikuwa unfair in bed.
ME: How, did I offend you?
HER: Nope, its just uliniacha hanging vibaya, ile siku ya kwanza pia hakuna chenye ulifanya…ama uko tu ivo.
ME: Pole mummy, I was too drunk in both occassions.
HER: Okay, ni sawa tukutane job monday…
PHONE: Tuuutuutuutuu hang-up

I tell guys I’ve never felt so low like that, sijawai feel I’VE FAILED AS A MAN LIKE THAT DAY.
Ukiwa unaenda kumangana na dem please dont drink too much…

You were not expecting her to give you pussy so ukabugia proper . Sio makosa yako. Take heart