No I don’t support the above acts but am saying @ssp is trying to show us the behavior of a typical Kenyan wife, which I totally disagree with them. I personally would not tolerate that.
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system
August 23, 2017, 6:37am
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Wtf! You quoting me without answering my question.
Will be followed to the latter,sasa leta ya kutreat mboch.
ssp:
Appreciate her awful cooking. Neva eat nyama choma to your fill. Leave some space for her ‘superb’ food
When she nags give her 110% attention
Always keep in mind she has a fabulous figure. Avoid words like fat, pig, short and black. These words
cannot be used in the same sentence with a woman.
Embrace her relatives and make sure none of your relatives puts up at your place
Hug her and kiss and ask if she is okay. If she keeps quiet give her your ATM and Pin No.
6)Soccer must never interrupt Soap Operas even if it is a cup final
Take notes during the Soap operas and act and behave like the lead actors
8)Keep all your Saturdays free in case she wants you to accompany her to the salon or take her shopping
9)Take her, her relatives and friends out. Your money must never be used on your boys and relatives. Mentioning them can spoil an otherwise good day
10)Make her a signatory to all your bank accounts and do not ask her about hers.
And/ Or accounts will enhance her love to you
When you receive your payslip rush it to her so that she can budget for the family
Late in the night when she says she has a headache, do not try to be clever and offer her Panadol. ACCEPT AND MOVE ON!
This is the idiots guide to a successful relationship. I hope you are taking notes bluehandles
That nonsense should have been aptly titled " A mans guide to being a puthy in Marriage "
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drekaz
August 23, 2017, 12:44pm
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signs of a certain tribe siezi taja wanaume wamekaliwa baya
Just stay away from the bogus aunty and uncle nani nani relationships advice columns and you’ll be OK…
system
August 23, 2017, 9:07pm
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I love the last one. No panadol if she gets headaches in bed
I was waiting for your to say “Bazinga” at the end
hapo #10 utakua umejifcuk
Azenga
August 26, 2017, 5:34am
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@no 6 i do the opposit. soccer comes first