How to Win the Heart of a Toddler who is not yours?

[system]

I’ll ask again kwani malaya hawezi change? how many pastors do we know that were armed robbers and murderers before? Some people here just make me sick

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Rene Descartes

I didnt finish reading. There is nothing like lovebirds. She is looking for a father to the kids. Coochie will be withheld until you submit and accept the job.

He already paid for the coochie,bought Sanford chips and done a first date. He is planning meet the kid date.

@Cleveland don’t you think you moving too fast? I have said here before,whatsapp and sextexting does not constitute knowing someone. Take time to know her. What you seeing now could be distorted by your white knight in shinning armour feelings.
Why do you want to dance a mile before you dance a yard?

[system]

@Phenomenal Woman

When you get into this kids life; its no trial, it’s no game. The child will look up to you as a father figure and will expect that you be there come rain come sunshine. Having this in mind means that even when you and the woman have misunderstandings and break things off, the child hurts most.

Too bad i can only give you one like, that’s the most sober piece of free advice @Cleveland will ever get

If he gets into the kids life, he should be aware of the fact that he will be in it for the long haul, i hope he is not using the kid as a means to an end

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

He already paid for the coochie,bought Sanford chips and done a first date. He is planning meet the kid date.

@Cleveland don’t you think you moving too fast? I have said here before,whatsapp and sextexting does not constitute knowing someone. Take time to know her. What you seeing now could be distorted by your white knight in shinning armour feelings.
Why do you want to dance a mile before you dance a yard?

I did’nt like the first sentence in this reply. Omit it please. the rest ni sawa

[imei2012]

Boss you are going way too fast can you for second chill and think through all this stuff come on it just the other day you paid for her services now you thinking about marriage?

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Cleveland that first statement was in response to this…

@Rene Descartes

I didnt finish reading. There is nothing like lovebirds. She is looking for a father to the kids. Coochie will be withheld until you submit and accept the job.

And if you are only expecting positive and congraturatory replies,casting you as the saviour of a woman in distress kwangu haupati…
And like you been told,LEAVE THE POOR BOY OUT OF IT.

[Phenomenal_Woman]

Leave the child out for now. That’s another whole stage altogether

[Bantu]

@Cleveland

We went on our first date with the mother of the child last Sunday. We both had a good time together, We later exchanged contacts and have being talking and whasapping each other like love birds ever since. She had not told me that she had a 4year old son until yesterday afternoon. Her sincerity for revealing to me that she was a single mom at this early stages of our relationship has made me very proud of her cause come on how many women do we know out there that will hide their child(ren) away from their new lovers because they fear rejection. I give her credit and kudos for that.

I have talked to the son on phone even though we have never met. At first he was shy bt am good with children and with no time he got used to me and started laughing at my silly jokes like mimicking his favorite cartoons.

Am having a family date with both the mother and son this Sunday at Uhuru park. I want it to be special. I got the whole week to plan for this special occasion so it better be perfect.

My main agenda is to win the heart of the kid cause if i do then automatically i would have also won the heart of the lady. My other plan is convincing the mother to change her career. She is a highschool graduate but could not proceed to college because of financial reasons. Her english is good going by the way she texts. During the dinner date we did’nt speak english but now that we are texting each other she always writes in english. This tells you her IQ is high up there.

Back to toddler, guys & ladies how can i win the heart of the toddler this sunday at Uhuru park? Am planning to buy a small ball so that we can play football with the kid as the mother watches. Later on go for boat rides and then maybe luna park . Am planning to jump into the bouncing castle with my future step son. Add more please.

No jokers

Huyo single mother ni mushenzi kapsaa, how can she introduce you to her son na hata hamjaenda mbali. Ata kama ni kua desperate hii yake imezidi, ata introduce mtoto wake kwa wanaume wangapi! Hii ni ku confuse mtoto bure. Huyo dame ni mashida za kwao ana jaribu kuondokea.
Niko na ma swali , uta msomesha huyo singo mother ? Baba ya huyo mtoto ako hai? Huyo mother ni tribe gani? (*Si ukabila)

[Chifu]

@Father Figure unahitajika hapa. Something’s not right. First date on Sunday, on Tuesday you’re asking an advise on how to love a child of a hoe? Ingawa I have said it in this streets that nowadays we only nèed to look at each other for us to get married, hii ya prostitute asha. Apan. Akanyal.

[captain_obvious]

Sasa mtoto wa huyo malaya unadhania ako na “uncle” wangapi huko nje juu unaingia na kiherehere hivyo? You’re not the first, neither will you be the last. If I believed in ‘kamuti’ I would have guessed the hoe administered it to you when you were fucking her, that’s why you’re infatuated with her. For now I’ll just assume her fucking skills are out of this world and you’re confusing lust with love. By the way, this isn’t about her being a single mother, it’s about her being a slut. There are so many careers she could have gotten into even with high school education, but she chose commercial sex work. Tafakari hayo.
Anyway, looking forward to a juicy hekaya from you a few months from now when the whore shows you dust.

[Chifu]

@Bantu

Huyo single mother ni mushenzi kapsaa, how can she introduce you to her son na hata hamjaenda mbali. Ata kama ni kua desperate hii yake imezidi, ata introduce mtoto wake kwa wanaume wangapi! Hii ni ku confuse mtoto bure. Huyo dame ni mashida za kwao ana jaribu kuondokea.
Niko na ma swali , uta msomesha huyo singo mother ? Baba ya huyo mtoto ako hai? Huyo mother ni tribe gani? (*Si ukabila)

The guy is despa than the woman. First date on Sunday na Monday ameamua atamuoa. Seems it is the first woman he had.

[Penologist]

Something you are not being told is that a child will never love you at first sight,kwanza a four year old?
Just know that you can be told bad things by him so bad that you wouldnt like to hear and you can do nothing about it,na kaa,huyo kuro anakupenda angebadilisha career kaa jana sio mnaenda uhuru park na jioni hiyo tuskys inafunguliwa

[spear]

Best of luck, I hope God has planned all this because you have a mine field to cross.

[Bantu]

@Chifu

The guy is despa than the woman. First date on Sunday na Monday ameamua atamuoa. Seems it is the first woman he had.

To make it worse ni malaya…
Wahenga wa Ktalk walisema “Kunguru Hafugiki”

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

1. You cannot measure someone’s IQ by their command of English. Its downright stupid. Hata wale sisi hushinda tukiwaigilia juu ya spelling na grammar hapa, si ati ni kwasababu ni wajinga.

2. How do you congratulate someone because they revealed they have a 4 year old?

3. Speaking of 4 year olds, a 4 year old is no toddler.

4. Who still does Uhuru Park? Kwani ulitoka reserve siku gani?

[Fala_12]

@captain obvious

Sasa mtoto wa huyo malaya unadhania ako na “uncle” wangapi huko nje juu unaingia na kiherehere hivyo? You’re not the first, neither will you be the last. If I believed in ‘kamuti’ I would have guessed the hoe administered it to you when you were fucking her, that’s why you’re infatuated with her. For now I’ll just assume her fucking skills are out of this world and you’re confusing lust with love. By the way, this isn’t about her being a single mother, it’s about her being a slut. There are so many careers she could have gotten into even with high school education, but she chose commercial sex work. Tafakari hayo.
Anyway, looking forward to a juicy hekaya from you a few months from now when the whore shows you dust.

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[Vladimir]

Popcorns check, stool check.
wacha ningoje maoni ya V.E na VS kuhusu taking a whore and her son to a date.

[Eng_iti]

@Bantu

To make it worse ni malaya…
Wahenga wa Ktalk walisema “Kunguru Hafugiki”

…na io kunguru itarudi kichakani some day.

Ulimpata aje uyu mwanamke?
Have you a background check?
How is she surviving here in NBI?

After you all finish talking remember the drill:

N/B We strictly offer opinions and not decisions for our fellow talkers

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@captain obvious

Sasa mtoto wa huyo malaya unadhania ako na “uncle” wangapi huko nje juu unaingia na kiherehere hivyo? You’re not the first, neither will you be the last. If I believed in ‘kamuti’ I would have guessed the hoe administered it to you when you were fucking her, that’s why you’re infatuated with her. For now I’ll just assume her fucking skills are out of this world and you’re confusing lust with love. By the way, this isn’t about her being a single mother, it’s about her being a slut. There are so many careers she could have gotten into even with high school education, but she chose commercial sex work. Tafakari hayo.
Anyway, looking forward to a juicy hekaya from you a few months from now when the whore shows you dust.

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[mukuna]

All in less than a week? By the way since both of you will be recovering hoes, what preventive measures are you taking to prevent relapse?