Huduma f*cker aka Huduma Smart Serve is now credit card : get the details

Ukiwekwa mhuri ya 666 kwa fore head ndio utapata hiyo master card… You won’t be able to buy or sell without the card and CBA

The “selected” banks zimewekwa ndani juu hii shafting ni ya bila lube.

The card comes at a time that NIC CBA are merging (strategic business placement).

The next phase utaskia itakuwa ati all businesses ziweke paypoint machines au license hautapewa.

Ukienda kulipa fare, supermarkets, mboga everything unatumia kadi, loaded from their “selected” banks.

Its a big mans economy aisee.

2022-2019=3 years

For now bring more lube…

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This came to mind too when I saw that woman selling melons. You see the gava knows matatu sector iko na pesa but they rarely pay taxes. Hapa wamekuwa cornered.

This is the old world did you not get the memo how we run things over here?

Hizo scandals were swept under the rug real quick. Nobody really takes about them that much siku hizi. I blame it on us Kenyans as a majority we tend to suffer from amnesia.

The beast called himself @Kwame the God …because he thought he was a god :

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11 Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. 12 It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. 13 And it performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heavento the earth in full view of the people. 14 Because of the signs it was given power to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived the inhabitants of the earth. It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. 15 The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. 16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

18 This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man.[e] That number is 666.

they forgot that they are receiving 4m fines on it as they chased new pastures

Ndugu yangu hii ni beef wataka ama ni nini? All along i thought you were a grass eater. @maizeroaster

He he he :smiley:

income how? most people don’t even bank their money, if it’s for paying government services, how many services does an individual needs in an year? maybe even zero , I think it’s just a gateway of knowing you, the number is the link to all your identification documents that they already have.It would be more expensive for the government to now try to link your id to all your documents since the files are all over from nssf to nhif to kra, linking all those to have same file format and have id as the identifier is costly, but having the individuals come with all the numbers and linking them to one unique huduma number is a bit cheaper and would be cleaner.

CBA with NIC the plan is taking shape

UK is working on his grand retirement plan: he will still control government services even during retirement through the 666 Huduma number.

Why am I loading money onto the card as if i don’t have other cards already

Uliza Gatheca

You probably won’t use those other cards much in a very short while.

Halafu unaona hio 9.1.6 payment of govt. services?

Jijazie.

This is hogwash. Its actually more easier to do the former than the latter. For fuck’s sake its the same government offering the same services, you wanna tell me they have NHIF data in a toilet and NSSF data in the cow’s shed? Stop being ignorant, your funds are being misused and you are here believing the narrative they giving as an excuse, home erectus

Just imagine… Gatheca has taken stealing a higher notch

Guys Guys Huduma card and Huduma Namba are two very DIFFERENT things. Huduma card was introduced by Huduma centers secretariat some years back.

Wewe endea number bana… Nikubaya my fren… Next time utasikia land lord wowote hana 666 nyumba yake itakujiwa na tractor

i am surprised that even talkers people consider intelligent are working themselves into a tizzy over this nonsense .