I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

[Dereva]

@john_doe

Dr google once convinced me I had HIV hadi nikapoteza 10 kgs juu ya stress when I finally got tested I was as clean as a new born child… never trust Dr google

Kwani ulikua umechapa vitu suspect kavu kavu?

[Blckrogue]

Finding solutions to Mozilla problems is always tricky. Remember the time @mozilla you had erectile dysfunction and you thought this could fix it?

https://i.stack.imgur.com/TrSGt.png

[system]

@Blckrogue

Finding solutions to Mozilla problems is always tricky. Remember the time @mozilla you had erectile dysfunction and you thought this could fix it?

https://i.stack.imgur.com/TrSGt.png

Negro kill yourself! You still use FLASH. The only Flash I acknowledge is Barry Allen. HTML5 FTW! Stop watching Shockwave flash porn.

[MegaKing]

@jagger_snr

plastic ban was approaching the reality…nkasema mapema mapema nianze practice ya kuenda raw

YOU MUST BE VERY STUPID!

[Rauchen]

To the guys cursing google bcoz it made them think they are HIV+, did u go for the real test? (VCT)

[Blckrogue]

@TerribleWaste

Negro kill yourself! You still use FLASH. The only Flash I acknowledge is Barry Allen. HTML5 FTW! Stop watching Shockwave flash porn.

Some things better left unsaid my guy
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FT3mf36M-E0/WFWIw7Ns9EI/AAAAAAAAxhI/zNCSBBU-s7wKHpSilRKvQ2qXAczXSTRbQCLcB/s1600/gucci-mane-breakfast-club-gif.gif

Who said anything about any of that.

You kill yourself and gobble a bag full of dicks if you think I’m gonna have a conversation with you about html and flash

[system]

@Blckrogue

Some things better left unsaid my guy
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FT3mf36M-E0/WFWIw7Ns9EI/AAAAAAAAxhI/zNCSBBU-s7wKHpSilRKvQ2qXAczXSTRbQCLcB/s1600/gucci-mane-breakfast-club-gif.gif

Who said anything about any of that.

You kill yourself and gobble a bag full of dicks if you think I’m gonna have a conversation with you about html and flash

You promise to buy me a bag full of dicks?

[jagger_snr1]

@MegaKing

YOU MUST BE VERY STUPID!

No news. It’s my middle name so go and hug a fence.

[kermit]

@jagger_snr

the treatment of anything from a vag… is in the next

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
you could actually write a thesis on this:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Blckrogue]

@TerribleWaste

You promise to buy me a bag full of dicks?

Get it yourself
https://images.rapgenius.com/1c91e4d9668585d37ea97083af485e75.399x390x24.gif

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/07/07175db2391b54cf38e770df88d563cda864721d9719c5edf2beb2292efbecca.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0790/0465/products/FullSizeRender_2_grande.jpg?v=1499276529

[system]

Alright settle down. You’re trying too hard.

[system]

Is the mud fight over? I was enjoying it

[john_doe]

@Dereva

Kwani ulikua umechapa vitu suspect kavu kavu?

Rubber iliburst as I was about to burst a nut utamu ukazidi nikasema kama mbaya mbaya only to regret after post nut clarity nikashikwa na stress for 4 months :D:D

[LeoK]

@jagger_snr

I never Google anything. Just the other day I fcked some random chic and since the plastic ban was approaching the reality…nkasema mapema mapema nianze practice ya kuenda raw. So the whole night jagger is a happy man but after two days I start feeling a burning sensation/itching when passing urine. I consult the woman ananiambia apana yeye ako sawa. Shait!
Those in the medical field and I know somthing about normal flora…viruses n bacteria that help fighting pathogens in our bodies and they themselves don’t harm the individual…and if am not wrong, I think the vagna has alot of them and their strength and reactions vary from one to the other.
Baaas! Whoever said I ain’t a genius must be shaming by now…coz I just organised a coital session with another momo of mine na nkamake sure nmemwaga ndaaani na kukaa for two minutes still ndaaani. Hehee am about to publish this discovery coz I think whatever was itching my rod was properly dealt with na saa hii ata kunyoora ni kila saa just to confirm if I need some more treatment.
Good thing I know something that Google won’t tell you… that the treatment of anything from a vag… is in the next.

Again, this world has very special people.

[Ubongo]

Good to consult first hand doctor

[system]

@jagger_snr

Good thing I know something that Google won’t tell you… that the treatment of anything from a vag… is in the next.

:D:D:D

[madova]

@mozilla

So It all started with a mild headache the rocking verigo[dizziness]. At first I used some pain killers but it got worse and I went to hospital and was given some strong antibiotics. These did help a little but the problem persisted. I returned to the hospital and was given a different antibiotics. This didnt help so i decided to consult Google. All my symptoms pointed to a brain tumor. So I knew my life was over and i waited for severe symptoms such as stroke etc. I had already started saying bye to my loved ones. So a week ago I decide to go back to hosi. The doctor sends me to an optician. He does some tests and tells me that I am photophobic and it has the same symptoms am having. Like wtf I thought I was gonna die, f**k GOOGLE. I got some glasses and now the symptoms have reduced. Never will i ever google my symtoms Again, FU GOOGLE.
Previous link https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/mozilla-is-sick.51392/

Enda ufanyiwe CT scan and stop jumping into conclusions.

[mukuna]

doc google ikikwambia tonsils zinafaa kufura your brain will convince you they are actually very swollen

[incognitus]

Hii issue yako pia wifey alikuwa nayo. Google na doc mwingine fala akatuweka wasi wasi ilibidi tuende hosi ingine tufanye emergency ct scan. Kumbe mtu ako tu sawa na vile nililipishwa double ili nipate results immediately. Kama si doc @Luther12 apana tambua. Fuck google

[Afrojvck]

@slevyn

:D:D:Dlearnt that lesson a very long time ago never google symptoms dr google is an asshole

Nakumbuka some light patches ili appear kwa skin yangu, Google ikaniambia nimeshikwo na vitiligo na ita kua worse naku spread. Maisha ikakua ngumu sana bana.