I hope your cat is vaccinated otherwise better get a jab for that bite you psycho
Since you like the CIA so much you should try being waterboarded, then come here and tell us a new hekaya.
LIEN:
So elders i have made a semi discovery, it has room for more research.
there is this cat that belongs to my daughter, so today as i was nursing my hangover i saw it purring around the house. no one was around and i picked it up and said hi. out of nowhere it bit my finger.
i calmed down and thought of the best punishment for the cat. since i was alone i tied its four limbs and started choking it in phases , yaani like how CIA were doing to arabs in Guantanamo bay, Enhanced Interrogation . i choke it , it fights but can only move its head when it tries to yelp , the mouth is closed and more choking .
the choking goes on till its hapless then unaacha it gains strength and air then more phased choking . i did it till it conformed and knew who was the top cat in the house. then i let it go elders am not a narcissist / psycho. it went and prostrated for 10 minutes straight recovering its 5 lives that had almost gone :D:D:D:D:D:D.
NOW TO THE DISCOVERY
before choking the cat it was pure white . while choking it , in the head i saw one flea running in panic all over its head , when i stopped ngeta-ing it the insect disappeared.
so my discovery is that when a living animal is at the end of losing its life any symbiotic or parasitic organisms in the body panic and start fleeing. this could herald a new age in medicine since if we deathscare organisms diseases from viruses to bacteria might run away .
ill look for funding for the next phase of my research whereby i infect the cat with flu virus nyonga the cat for some seconds it dies and i resuscitate it and see if the flu is gone.
next phase we go to humans , we get a mentally challenged person like mkamba mshamba mjinga illiterate @PHARMACY and try to deathscare the kwashiokor out of his brain .
funding guyz is what ill come for after the CAT part 2.
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magreb
May 12, 2023, 4:00am
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LuandaMagere:
animals rights my fren
Have you ever thought of the rights of the goats, chicken, fish and cows anytime unakula animal proteins? Nguruwe inajua unaijali maslahi ukikula bacon na sausages?
naelewa cycle of life my fren , cheetahs have to eat
mavi ya kuku. that cat is just a body that houses your daughter’s angeli and protector and you have angered it. sasa your daughter is in great danger. immediately now now go to one of the nearest hindu temples with a gunia or rats and ask a swami to make offerings to appease shashthi the goddes of cats. if you dont do so in the next nine days your daughter could be choked and raped incestuously.
LIEN:
So elders i have made a semi discovery, it has room for more research.
there is this cat that belongs to my daughter, so today as i was nursing my hangover i saw it purring around the house. no one was around and i picked it up and said hi. out of nowhere it bit my finger.
i calmed down and thought of the best punishment for the cat. since i was alone i tied its four limbs and started choking it in phases , yaani like how CIA were doing to arabs in Guantanamo bay, Enhanced Interrogation . i choke it , it fights but can only move its head when it tries to yelp , the mouth is closed and more choking .
the choking goes on till its hapless then unaacha it gains strength and air then more phased choking . i did it till it conformed and knew who was the top cat in the house. then i let it go elders am not a narcissist / psycho. it went and prostrated for 10 minutes straight recovering its 5 lives that had almost gone :D:D:D:D:D:D.
NOW TO THE DISCOVERY
before choking the cat it was pure white . while choking it , in the head i saw one flea running in panic all over its head , when i stopped ngeta-ing it the insect disappeared.
so my discovery is that when a living animal is at the end of losing its life any symbiotic or parasitic organisms in the body panic and start fleeing. this could herald a new age in medicine since if we deathscare organisms diseases from viruses to bacteria might run away .
ill look for funding for the next phase of my research whereby i infect the cat with flu virus nyonga the cat for some seconds it dies and i resuscitate it and see if the flu is gone.
next phase we go to humans , we get a mentally challenged person like mkamba mshamba mjinga illiterate @PERDITION and try to deathscare the kwashiokor out of his brain .
funding guyz is what ill come for after the CAT part 2.
:D:D:D:D hii ilinipita saa gapi !? Uwesmakende sucking his own cock
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
