I Sliced My Cousin

[system]

@Mathaais

That is perfectly ok, it isn’t like they were married. There’s an idiot here who confessed to regularly Dfing his soldier brothers wife.

@1776 , does it count when you slice your friend off his side chick (not his wife), i did that one.

[Mathaais]

@gashwin

shupit

Ooh Gashwin, it was you?
That hekaya of a brothers wife who was taking a shower in one of those rural bathrooms, saw a lizard and screamed thinking it was a snake. Guy came to the rescue, found her naked and as they say, the rest was history. Was that you?

[Mathaais]

@Fala 12

it was okey untill pissa and coke were mentioned in the same hekaya with reddy kilowatt and era of no mobile phones

Na wewe Fala nunua bundles, how do you post 1 comment three times?

[gashwin]

@Mathaais

Ooh Gashwin, it was you?
That hekaya of a brothers wife who was taking a shower in one of those rural bathrooms, saw a lizard and screamed thinking it was a snake. Guy came to the rescue, found her naked and as they say, the rest was history. Was that you?

wasn’t a brother…cousin

[Mathaais]

@gashwin

wasn’t a brother…cousin

OK I retract the word idiot, I know you aren’t one. Nice hekaya it was though.

[Fala_12]

@Mathaais

Na wewe Fala nunua bundles, how do you post 1 comment three times?

ni network iko mbaya

[Mathaais]

@Fala 12

ni network iko mbaya

Hama umoja.

[le_scumbag]

@Touchlyrics

Kwa wale ambao wanaelewa what mutually exclusive events are, ndio hii moja. I can actually come up with a formula to prove hii ni hekaya.

Yenyewe watoto ni wengi huku kwa kijiji.
Let me give you an education younglins,before mobile phone came to Kenya,we used to communicate with radios. Working with a delivery company then,it was easy to call up a delivery crew and get things done.And before you start asking which radios,its the kind of radios the police use. So it was possible to have anything delivered pronto.

The sadness of the young people these days is thinking nothing happened before they grew up…

[bubudui]

Actually, you helped your cousin. Otherwise, he would have ended up marrying a whore.

[gashwin]

hoe

[Nananimpa]

What came before the other, pizza delivery or mobile phones? U earlier stated that there were no mobile phones. To my recollection they started delivering pizzas the other day…

[Dunya]

A real scumbag this one

[Lucky_Luciano]

Kwani utarudia mara ngapi…haya basi rudia moja ya mwisho basi

@Fala 12

it was okey untill pissa and coke were mentioned in the same hekaya with reddy kilowatt and era of no mobile phones

[kush_yule_mnono]

NIAJE @le scumbag umekutiliwo ukidanganyana. Kubali tu yaishe

[le_scumbag]

@kush yule mnono

NIAJE @le scumbag umekutiliwo ukidanganyana. Kubali tu yaishe

Get it right @Kush. The fact that there were no mobile phones doesn’t mean a pizza was not delivered. N Reddy Kilowatt was just another name for KP&LC…why is it so hard for younglins to understand simple things

[le_scumbag]

@Nananimpa

What came before the other, pizza delivery or mobile phones? U earlier stated that there were no mobile phones. To my recollection they started delivering pizzas the other day…

To your recollection. But I did not say the pizza was delivered by the pizza guys,did I?
The pizza was delivered through other means.
Why are you all so monochromatic?

[mundu_mulosi]

@Fala 12 what is happening bru?

[Fala_12]

@Mundu Mulosi

@Fala 12 what is happening bru?

Bruh Breh ma niccur, i was in a place with poor network let me delete the duplicate posts now

[Njamba_Huthu]

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[Fala_12]

@Lucky_Luciano

Kwani utarudia mara ngapi…haya basi rudia moja ya mwisho basi

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