I So Miss the unsupervised "VIP" and all the....well

aviator · June 10, 2015, 4:20am

Hehehe.

Na mkia ni nini?

gashwin · June 10, 2015, 5:15am

she sleeps in my house;)

gashwin · June 10, 2015, 5:16am

she had stolen cake?

system · June 10, 2015, 5:17am

New Terms I learnt last year

S.J: This is a reputable establishment in the city where male listers frequent to sample fleshy offerings for a fee.

Coomer/Cuumer: a reproductive part of a hired female subject who engages in the commercial business of pleasuring male listers for a fee eg from Example 1 above

Wa kulala: this term refers to a situation where a lister hires a Coomer (refer to 2 above) from eg S.J (refer to 1 above) to Dry Fry repeatedly (refer to 4 below) at their places of residence

Dry Fry: a popular activity engaged by male listers which involves engaging in unprotected carnal knowledge with high risk Coomers and Wa kulalas from S.J (refer to 1,2,3 above )

Shoti: this term refers to the number of times a male lister is able to Dry Fry ( refer to 4 above) a Wa Kulala (refer to 3 above) from late at night to the wee hours of the morning before daybreak.

Kumwaga: This is the end product I.e climax of a dry frying episode. Most listers claim that they immediately embark on another “shoti”

7.Hekaya: This term is used to describe a lister who has claimed to have successfully embarked and completed Terms 1,2,3,4,5,6 described above ( not necessarily in that particular order) but lacks photographic evidence of the same.

Cantivelier: this is an unrelated civil engineering term

The fountain of knowledge it was! Was about to do a similar post! Well done…So is Ktalk, everyday you learn a new word! Word of the day: makei

Purr_27 · June 10, 2015, 6:06am

Meaning Makeki :D:D

madova · June 10, 2015, 8:36am

What about kula mkia?You still got alot to catch up with.

danji1 · June 10, 2015, 8:52am

What about kidonda? What does it mean?

kush_yule_mnono · June 10, 2015, 10:34am

Mujamaa kama umecheki hio maneno tell me ni momo ama laptop nijue kama nafuata ama nipigie @ekamsweu pass

kush_yule_mnono · June 10, 2015, 10:35am

Sweetheart si unihook up

The.Black.Templar · June 10, 2015, 10:36am

I think @msalame grace she can answer that herself…

kush_yule_mnono · June 10, 2015, 10:36am

Inaitagwo kironda

stunner · June 10, 2015, 10:44am

wewe kanono chukua @Supu don

Supu_don · June 10, 2015, 10:48am

ooooh stunner bby…wanipatiana tu…am offended…

Supu_don · June 10, 2015, 10:49am

kironda kimurio no kiino…

madova · June 10, 2015, 11:11am

hahahah,kai nimwananire.:D:D

stunner · June 10, 2015, 12:42pm

baby vile uliniwacha bila message i have to give u away

Sabily · June 10, 2015, 2:35pm

Ati ndu Supu?

Supu_don · June 10, 2015, 3:11pm

ii uguo…kiu nokio kironda kimurio…

uwesmake · June 10, 2015, 4:22pm

@GRACE MSALAME IS THE QUEEN OF KTALK REAL SWEET LADY

Cypher254 · June 10, 2015, 4:34pm

Btw why did they do away with VIP