Like I usually emphasize, quality matters. Unaeza kuwa ukienda nne ambazo hazitoshi moja mzito. The gal ends up with mo nyeges coz there is no time you are satisfying her.
Stony:
Hehehehehe. Hiyo story inanikumbusha mengi. She was a Kao lady ā brown, skinny, halafu kalikuwa kamekauka kama miwa. People must have wondered how anyone could be so unfair as to stick anything thicker than a matchstick into her. That was the public perception. Inside my one bedroomed apartment, she was something else.
Yaani ilikuwa hakuna kupumzika. I had to strike her thrice every night. And not just any strike, they had to be heavy strikes, delivered with a clean heart. I would be almost dead by end of the second one . Many are the times I wished a plane from Wilson airport could crash into our apartment to save me from the third round.
My only break would come in when she was in code red. And even then ilibidi nimkondolee macho nimshow in our culture, it is a taboo strike at that time. However, I would still endure an hour or so of her humping my thigh. Halafu hizo sounds za karatasi, they still haunt me to this day- sipendi kusikia kitu kama karatasi ya mkate ikitoa ile sauti ya kukunjwa. It was torture. I remember ningeingia kitchen kuchukua kitu, ananivuta kwa collar ya shati jo, alafu anakalia sink, anakanyaga stool with one leg alafu hiyo ingine anakanyaga sink, anavuta panty sideways ati ingiza hapa. Na saa hizo pengine chakula iko jikoni. Nikijaribu kulenga inakuwa scuffle, naunajua kitchen ni zile ndogo - you lose your balance unagonga masufuria na kila kitu, alafu neighbors wanashindwa kwani WWIII imeanza ama nini. It always used to be an uphill task, kwanza kuingia na panty inakufinya from the side, and them remember umekuwa night duty. Mateso brother. To avoid the embarrassment, I learnt to comply fast, although it used to take a lot of energy to summon my strength. Akienda ushago nilikuwa nacelebrate kaa chizi for the few days she would be away.Usiwahi wish situation kama hii, atakama wewe ni fisi kiasi gani.
Waaa nakufeel mseeā¦ Sio funny ata.
system
August 5, 2015, 12:19pm
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@Stony umenimaliza:D:D:D:D
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system
August 5, 2015, 12:31pm
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Stony:
Hehehehehe. Hiyo story inanikumbusha mengi. She was a Kao lady ā brown, skinny, halafu kalikuwa kamekauka kama miwa. People must have wondered how anyone could be so unfair as to stick anything thicker than a matchstick into her. That was the public perception. Inside my one bedroomed apartment, she was something else.
Yaani ilikuwa hakuna kupumzika. I had to strike her thrice every night. And not just any strike, they had to be heavy strikes, delivered with a clean heart. I would be almost dead by end of the second one. Many are the times I wished a plane from Wilson airport could crash into our apartment to save me from the third round.
My only break would come in when she was in code red. And even then ilibidi nimkondolee macho nimshow in our culture, it is a taboo strike at that time. However, I would still endure an hour or so of her humping my thigh. Halafu hizo sounds za karatasi, they still haunt me to this day- sipendi kusikia kitu kama karatasi ya mkate ikitoa ile sauti ya kukunjwa. It was torture. I remember ningeingia kitchen kuchukua kitu, ananivuta kwa collar ya shati jo, alafu anakalia sink, anakanyaga stool with one leg alafu hiyo ingine anakanyaga sink, anavuta panty sideways ati ingiza hapa. Na saa hizo pengine chakula iko jikoni. Nikijaribu kulenga inakuwa scuffle, naunajua kitchen ni zile ndogo - you lose your balance unagonga masufuria na kila kitu, alafu neighbors wanashindwa kwani WWIII imeanza ama nini. It always used to be an uphill task, kwanza kuingia na panty inakufinya from the side, and them remember umekuwa night duty. Mateso brother. To avoid the embarrassment, I learnt to comply fast, although it used to take a lot of energy to summon my strength. Akienda ushago nilikuwa nacelebrate kaa chizi for the few days she would be away.Usiwahi wish situation kama hii, atakama wewe ni fisi kiasi gani.
This is how I surviveā¦hump dāem thighs till I doze off
I donāt think anakuwanga serious :D:D
Utashangaa @Purr_27 ā¦She is as serious as a heart attack. Ni nature yake kupenda sekede but its all good.I like her for that. Ni mreal
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danji1
August 5, 2015, 1:41pm
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Haha. So hii biz mafisi wanapenda huenda ikawa noma sana. Haha. Hapo ndio fisi huona nyama anahepa with zeal.
Hii ni hekaya, kwani stori yako na yule mboch wako wa slopes iliendaje?
Stony:
Hehehehehe. Hiyo story inanikumbusha mengi. She was a Kao lady ā brown, skinny, halafu kalikuwa kamekauka kama miwa. People must have wondered how anyone could be so unfair as to stick anything thicker than a matchstick into her. That was the public perception. Inside my one bedroomed apartment, she was something else.
Yaani ilikuwa hakuna kupumzika. I had to strike her thrice every night. And not just any strike, they had to be heavy strikes, delivered with a clean heart. I would be almost dead by end of the second one. Many are the times I wished a plane from Wilson airport could crash into our apartment to save me from the third round.
My only break would come in when she was in code red. And even then ilibidi nimkondolee macho nimshow in our culture, it is a taboo strike at that time. However, I would still endure an hour or so of her humping my thigh. Halafu hizo sounds za karatasi, they still haunt me to this day- sipendi kusikia kitu kama karatasi ya mkate ikitoa ile sauti ya kukunjwa. It was torture. I remember ningeingia kitchen kuchukua kitu, ananivuta kwa collar ya shati jo, alafu anakalia sink, anakanyaga stool with one leg alafu hiyo ingine anakanyaga sink, anavuta panty sideways ati ingiza hapa. Na saa hizo pengine chakula iko jikoni. Nikijaribu kulenga inakuwa scuffle, naunajua kitchen ni zile ndogo - you lose your balance unagonga masufuria na kila kitu, alafu neighbors wanashindwa kwani WWIII imeanza ama nini. It always used to be an uphill task, kwanza kuingia na panty inakufinya from the side, and them remember umekuwa night duty. Mateso brother. To avoid the embarrassment, I learnt to comply fast, although it used to take a lot of energy to summon my strength. Akienda ushago nilikuwa nacelebrate kaa chizi for the few days she would be away.Usiwahi wish situation kama hii, atakama wewe ni fisi kiasi gani.
hehehe bado mimi hukumbuka hii story nacheka pekee yangu
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He he, one of funniest stories to read here. Is the niccur still around or it was a one off thing?
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heheh @Stony yuko area bado I see him commenting around
kiLo
April 7, 2016, 6:37am
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Kuna panya ilikua inararua kitu kwa squad bay. Sauti ka karate si inakunjwa kunjwa. Ikanikumbusha hii. I muffled my laugh the best I could, lakini wapi. Wasee wameamka na kuniuliza ni mashetani gani wamekaba kilo. Nawa show hamtaelewa
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