Interview blunders

[MegaKing]

HEHEHEEHEHHEHE
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[SnazzyKenyan]

@Liberty

You dare smoke in an interview? Ama ni jokes?

Our bosses at BAT smoke in the boardroom. No big deal.

But we don’t smoke with em.

But niulize…Shari ya green???

[Liberty]

@SnazzyKenyan

Our bosses at BAT smoke in the boardroom. No big deal.

But we don’t smoke with em.

But niulize…Shari ya green???

Hehe. I know KBL embloyees are also allowed to drink not more that two bottles of beer while at work. I also worked with Italians where a bottle of beer or vodka was not bad after meals. A suit and a tie was not a must. The problems with Africans is that they are too formal or so they beleive.

Yenyewe shati ya green ni worse.

[chief_lieutenant]

:D:D:D:D:Dpolo na tie. uko sawa

[Ubongo]

Most fresh graduate thinks the world owes them. Shati ya green na tie, you took one stick and took your mouth near him so that he light. Wewe ni mwenda wazimu

[Giggz]

@Electronics4u

After clearing campus, I had this mistaken notion that the job market out there was eagerly waiting for me. Shock on me coz I learnt hard way.
The mistake that I was making was amongst, many others attending an interview either in the wrong attire and/or very overconfident.
One interview clearly has never escaped my mind:
I was invited by a certain muhindi in westlands who had a company that dealt in PABX systems, handsets, mobiles and related electronic and electrical appliances. I was being interviewed for a technical sales rep posishen.
I went to the interview dressed in a green polo shirt, a black trouser and a black tie!
At the reception, the muhindi saw me, smiled and then invited me to his office.
I told myself, “aaah with kasmile, hii job ni ya mine.”
Kumbe the dude was laughing at me coz of the way I was dressed…
The interview went on smoothly, then suddenly the guy reached out to his pocket, removed a pack of Embassy cigarettes, pulled out 1, and started smoking. Then he placed the packo on his desk.
I told myself again: “Ahaa! If this guy can smoke in my presence, it shows he has confidence in me. Hii job ni ya?..ya mime”.
I then did the unthinkable.
I reached out for his pack of Embassy, pulled a cigarette, asked him for the lighter and lit the cigarette!
Before I exhaled the first puff, I was being frogmarched outside the gate by his security men.

:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p

[airconditioned]

@Electronics4u

I went to the interview dressed in a green polo shirt, a black trouser and a black tie!
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[Giggz]

@kasaman

You were so darling !

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[Tia]

Hekaya timamu:D:D:D

[chriskiil]

wueh,i wish igekuwa hennesy,job ugepata…ama ata weed mgepuff kidogo nyi wote muanze kucheka then job pap!

[chriskiil]

or maybe…maybe that was part of the interview to check if you can eat bosses ‘things’

[Electronics4u]

@chriskiil

maybe that was part of the interview to check if you can eat bosses ‘things’

True. And I failed terribly.

[system]

@LeoK

Haikosi huyu mod ni mjaka. Eti polo shirt na tie ?

Zii.
Wajaka hatuwezi fanya hii upuss.
Worst case scenario ni trao ya linen ya white tukitengeneza nduthi kwa garage.
:D:D

[system]

@pseudonym

eeeh…ok! @introvert where are those closet grenades?

Madam, achana na @kasaman. Utamea kipara bure kama mimi.

[Nattydread]

@introvert

Zii.
Wajaka hatuwezi fanya hii upuss.
Worst case scenario ni trao ya linen ya white tukitengeneza nduthi kwa garage.
:D:D

Fundi wangu wa mbao (absolutely bespoke!) alikuwanga na viatu via white, self-painted. Sato anatoa overall anajichoma suti 4:30, anageuka evangelist.

Siku moja, akachota gallon ya Conta akaimwaga ndani ya plastic jug ya Brookside. Kumuuliza akajibu eti atataka hiyo gallon ili anunulie generator ya kanisa ngata. Tuliachania hapo. Conta ya ngiri na mia tano ikakaushwa na mwangaza.

[system]

@Nattydread

Fundi wangu wa mbao (absolutely bespoke!) alikuwanga na viatu via white, self-painted. Sato anatoa overall anajichoma suti 4:30, anageuka evangelist.

Siku moja, akachota gallon ya Conta akaimwaga ndani ya plastic jug ya Brookside. Kumuuliza akajibu eti atataka hiyo gallon ili anunulie generator ya kanisa ngata. Tuliachania hapo. Conta ya ngiri na mia tano ikakaushwa na mwangaza.

:D:D:D
Interestingly, I have a carpenter friend who carries his tools in a briefcase and donns a suit to work daily.

[Adeudeu]

:D:D

:eek::eek::eek:

Miguu ungewekelea juu ya meza.

[system]

@Adeudeu

:D:D

:eek::eek::eek:

Miguu ungewekelea juu ya meza.

:D:D:D:D Hapo ungeitiwa karao :D:D

[SnazzyKenyan]

@Liberty

Hehe. I know KBL embloyees are also allowed to drink not more that two bottles of beer while at work. I also worked with Italians where a bottle of beer or vodka was not bad after meals. A suit and a tie was not a must. The problems with Africans is that they are too formal or so they beleive.

Yenyewe shati ya green ni worse.

Sasa tukikuja interview huku BAT, us guyz who passed the written one wer all asked tuingie hall.pale mbele all the bosses lit their cigarettes. Then one of em asked “who among you is allergic to smoke?”, the 2 dumbasses who raised their hands kazi iliisha kabla ianze. Walienda

[INSERTER]

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