Yaak. Sharing a woman with your friend. Or eating his leftovers. Paka you ask him if he is done eating, so you can take over.
I can walk down Moi avenue today and within 20 minutes have picked up 3 girlfriends. And I am not smooth or anything.
Y so desperate.
Siku ile nitakuona in person nitacheka nikufeā¦
Siku moja utajipata in that scenario,I was aware of everything,sijui how it got to being this cosy.She is a smooth player but I have maintained my dignity
Hell no. Too many women. I cant eat my friends leftovers. Do like I told you above. It wonāt even take you 20 min to score. You will forget this woman like a tissue paper.
why do you want to keep the group freesbie ball for yoursel in the house? this is just screwed up. how now?even if all women have a history, its better not to know who and how many times she screwed such and such a person. halafu ona vile umeambiwana @Bantu
- Bros over hoes
- When a bro breaks up with a girl, the girl is off limit during the mourning period, the mourning period lasts forever.
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Once a lady aachane na boy wako, wewe pia unaachana naye. You now treat her like an enemy of the state, a terrorist.
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Hawa watu wanakuambia hapa juu uwachane naye are not wrong. Juu imagine you are all out kila mtu na dem/wife wake halafu wako kila mtu kwa group anajua alikuwa dem wa boy wako na huyo boy ako hapo, just imagine the awkwardnessā¦
Ama worse mkosane kidogo, ataenda kwa boy wako na unajua a shoulder to lean on becomes a dick toā¦
Go for her kama boy wako amekuchosha hautaki ubeshte naye tena. Otherwise keep off. Endea watu kama @Mkufuu na @denis young wakufundishe kukatiana
Hehe i have done that on several occasions. @KinduKiega let me give you some ideasā¦get out of your comfort zonesā¦avoid having lunch within the office toka nje and have lunch where you can meet new people, take a matatu once in a while and sit next to pretty girlsā¦chat them up. Make sure you take a walk mtaani during peak times wakati watu wanafika home and chat some girls upā¦you will be very surprised
Eish!! You need new friends na si kwa ubaya
You really know me inside out,I need to know wewe ni nani.As for your suggestion I will do enyewe napenda kukaa solo,i donāt know where I got the habit from
You have a small penis.
Wooow i try to avoid you but this time you caught up with meā¦
he is obsessed with small penises
You canāt avoid your small penis.
Hawa waschana hupenda kuongeleshwa sana. Out of every three girls you chat up moja hawezi kataa kukupatia numberā¦
Mwanaume ukijibu mwanaume mwenzako wow basi kuna shida
kwanza siku hizi sio kama kitambo ukiwa highschool ati utadanganywa jina ooh number,hapaaana. bora you are decently dressed and presentable you will make significant headway
mimi 7/10 women hunipea namba but strangely enough i never call them na wakinipigia sishikingi sijui nimezeeka ama nini .
sema tu Vega 100 imekumaliza. umeanza kumeza mate na kushindwa kutafuna nyama anko
sawa CID wacha niwawachie vijana kiwanja .
Trueā¦one thing i learnt the hard way is never to approach a girl head on kwa street always approach her from behind ni kama unamfikiaā¦kama umemuona coming towards you unampita alafu unapiga u-turn