Is kuachika so hard ukiachwa?

[Illuminated]

@MpendaAmani

Hahahahahahaha:D:D:D:D:D. I have not laughed so hard for a long time. Hii ni thread ya kimataifa. Thread of the month. Day made @Illuminated

:D:D:D Thank you

[Private_developer1]

:D:D:D:D noma sana

[pamba]

@Illuminated

Mambo yake ilikuaga hivyo yote…
I can give you more than hundred episodes.

Another day he came to the house and sat quietly for some minutes. Later he started to stretch his left hand alaf akaniambia, “huu mkono wangu unauma and nashuku ni kama yule mwanamke aliniendea kwa waganga… the pain has persisted since a day I fought her man.” I enjoyed. I couldn’t know all he was after in the lady after they seperated.
Baadaye he told me, "I’ve fought this guy several times but he seems arrogant. Lakini sasa nataka kuwapea vita ya mwisho ya kimataifa alaf niachane na wao " “Kwani unataka kuwafanyia nini?” I interrupted. “Hebu nitafutie shoka langu ndogo hapo chini ya kabati” He continued. I then searched under the cupboard and found a small all-metallic axe… “Hii ndio nitaenda nayo”… Nikaikagua kagua, then handed it to him…
For a while I felt threatened, ju by that time sikuwa nimezoeana na yeye bado. And I had never known he was so daring… That axe disturbed me for some time. I thought of anything I could say, nikakosa… nikaona nimwambie tu, “haka kashoka hakajanolewa vizuri… kanakaa blunt kiasi…” But he told me, ati, “kanatakiwa kawe hivyo”

Mambo yake ilikuwaga all crazy namna hiyo

Maliza najua hii hekaya ndio unaanza.

[Illuminated]

@fala_mjanja

:D:D:Dasande unco. I’ve had a shitty day lakini umemaliza vizuri

Your shitty day has been turned around by this shitty thread of mine
:D:D:D

[SwagMargeddon]

alinunua emami ya kujisugua after kupigwa na watu?

[Illuminated]

@pamba

Maliza najua hii hekaya ndio unaanza.

You right… If I were to post it all… what I’ve given is less than the introduction alone. But we’ll laugh it in bits.

Sijasema kuna siku ingine alikuwa akipitia pitia picha zake kwa album zenye alipigwa pamoja na mabeshte zake…
I joined him, tukaziangalia for sometime…
Tulifikia one photo that he had posed with other 6 niggahs. … akaniambia, “hawa wote walikufa same day” …and started to narrate

[Gacamba]

Night evening villagers

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@SwagMargeddon

alinunua emami ya kujisugua after kupigwa na watu?

No. They did not beat him. The hugged him instead.

@Illuminated your auncle has just replaced auncle Thio (@kush yule mnono) as my favourite auncle

[pamba]

@Illuminated

You right… If I were to post it all… what I’ve given is less than the introduction alone. But we’ll laugh it in bits.

Sijasema kuna siku ingine alikuwa akipitia pitia picha zake kwa album zenye alipigwa pamoja na mabeshte zake…
I joined him, tukaziangalia for sometime…
Tulifikia one photo that he had posed with other 6 niggahs. … akaniambia, “hawa wote walikufa same day” …and started to narrate

Sikuachi, can sniff a good hekaya from a distance.

[gashwin]

@It's Le Scumbag

No. They did beat him. The hugged him instead.

Some people are just slow in life - Aviator 2015…

[Bratheee]

Hekaya za huyu uncle zikwom. Funny stuff

[Illuminated]

@pamba

Sikuachi, can sniff a good hekaya from a distance.

Utanimalaysia… lakini, don’t worry, kikapu bado imejaa. Hizo nimeokota hapo kando tu… ndani hatujagusa pando:D:D

[Abba]

@pamba

Endelea?

Brother where have you been

[pamba]

@Abba

Brother where have you been

Trying to get good ugali for my family sir.

[Abba]

@pamba

Trying to get good ugali for my family sir.

Omwami inbox ni muhimu at times . Good to see you around

[Makonika]

:D:D:D
Shait.
Can I adopt your uncle?

[Motokubwa]

@Abba

Omwami inbox ni muhimu at times . Good to see you around

alitishwa na purpleste

[pamba]

@Motokubwa

alitishwa na purpleste

Shemeji mimi ni pure breed from Western, i dared that lubbish to ban me akaingia chini ya maji,nimekuwa nikitafuta ugali kubwa na ilipatikana Friday, some talkers know what i mean.

[gashwin]

@pamba

nimekuwa nikitafuta ugali kubwa na ilipatikana Friday,

pongezi afande.

[pamba]

@gashwin

pongezi afande.

Heading church for prayers sir, will be praying for your family.