Is mungiki back ?

[ChifuMbitika]

@JM. Pombe

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[li]Plot: Encounter with Mungi-like people.[/li][li]Climax: It’s a tale of suspense.[/li][li]Idioms: “The lady is breathing fire”.[/li][li]Interesting characters: The narrator.[/li][li]Block of boring text? There are six paragraphs and if you find the text boring… there’s always the lanyes threads.[/li][/ol]

The OP is a good hekayarist but he can do better by fine-tuning his narrations

[Giggz]

@MachaaWaHadithi

It’s a hectic evening as I deliver gas from one homestead to another.

One customer is so angry with me saying namdanganya nasiko karibu, as a matter of fact Ni direction nimepoteza, I stop in a nearby bodaboda shade n call her anipe direction , I ask the bodaboda guy to speak to her via the phone… Kumbe Ni next road …waaaaaaaah, the lady is breathing fire but finally we meet n I drop the gas kshs 600 profit pap, we are making a kill with this prices …no stable price yet for gas …

After 4 more deliveries it’s around 8pm , I get another call (machaa harakisha na ukuje na kitu ya kuzima Moto )

Wtf****** kufika huku , kimeumana , the 6kg cylinder imeleta ubwakini , mzae alitest if it’s leaking kwa kuwasha kiberiti hapo kwa nozzle ya kale karegulator ka 6kg … Wacha Moto iruke , kufika Ni kuchukua a piece of wood na kutupa ile cylinder nje ikiwaka , already I have my fire extinguisher, I do my maths , kuzima hi kitu na fire extinguisher Ni hasara coz nitarefill na 2k , we opt iwake izime yenyewe ,20 mins later the cylinder is as black as coal …luckily no one got hurt …am off …

On my way back Kuna this matatu Nissan , nikama ilikuwa private party , imesimama kando ya barabara , it’s playing traditional music zile za thuku wa thuo , inside are men aged kitu 25-50 wearing this hats zimeshonwa na uzi za white n black …

There are sniffing tobbaco (njiri) the traditional one wrapped in banana stem… I observe them for 6 mins n wonder is the sect slowly coming back in form of our traditions or wtf is that did I see…

Kwani they ever left ?

[Giggz]

@MachaaWaHadithi

It’s a hectic evening as I deliver gas from one homestead to another.

One customer is so angry with me saying namdanganya nasiko karibu, as a matter of fact Ni direction nimepoteza, I stop in a nearby bodaboda shade n call her anipe direction , I ask the bodaboda guy to speak to her via the phone… Kumbe Ni next road …waaaaaaaah, the lady is breathing fire but finally we meet n I drop the gas kshs 600 profit pap, we are making a kill with this prices …no stable price yet for gas …

After 4 more deliveries it’s around 8pm , I get another call (machaa harakisha na ukuje na kitu ya kuzima Moto )

Wtf****** kufika huku , kimeumana , the 6kg cylinder imeleta ubwakini , mzae alitest if it’s leaking kwa kuwasha kiberiti hapo kwa nozzle ya kale karegulator ka 6kg … Wacha Moto iruke , kufika Ni kuchukua a piece of wood na kutupa ile cylinder nje ikiwaka , already I have my fire extinguisher, I do my maths , kuzima hi kitu na fire extinguisher Ni hasara coz nitarefill na 2k , we opt iwake izime yenyewe ,20 mins later the cylinder is as black as coal …luckily no one got hurt …am off …

On my way back Kuna this matatu Nissan , nikama ilikuwa private party , imesimama kando ya barabara , it’s playing traditional music zile za thuku wa thuo , inside are men aged kitu 25-50 wearing this hats zimeshonwa na uzi za white n black …

There are sniffing tobbaco (njiri) the traditional one wrapped in banana stem… I observe them for 6 mins n wonder is the sect slowly coming back in form of our traditions or wtf is that did I see…

They are not necessarily Mungiki, hao ni thaaai guys probably, the Karuri wa Gakure sect. Very peaceful actually.

[Giggz]

@D mon

Hao ni Thaiii. Very confused fellas if you ask me. They have started circumcising their women too.

You are confused actually. They have never stopped but its optional/voluntary. They are also polygamous.

[Giggz]

Btw hakuna anything wrong with worshipping God in your own way but we always demonize African religions whereas we comfortably praise other race methods.