Itabidi wakenya wa up their game

[Electronics4u]

@hakimoto

Ukuona kabuda Hapo Middlesex

East London iko Eastlands mtu wangu.

[Tiriitiondo]

@Okiya

East London

Easton Apartments?

@Okiya

All that for only 500 bob. So apparently most vinyozis in the shopping centre are now owned by Rwandese. Vinyozi wakenya wasipochunga watakuwa wanajinyoa.

Kenyans or Britons?

[system]

@Okiya

Went to visit an old friend in East London. Time ran out na singeweza enda kwa kinyozi wangu wa kawaida so he shows me his Barber shop. Nikiwa kwa line I came to learn that the barbers are from Rwanda…hawa watu service yao iko juu tu sana…

Kwanza ukiingia kinyozi kuna dispenser ya keringet water & it’s free. Most vinyozis in Kenya unaweza kufa na kiu.

The ambience is also good. Kuna air conditioner. There are 8 barbers each with his own spot. Hapo mbele for every two barber spots kuna LCD TV ya Fuji…btw for the young ones Fuji was a big company in the 80s and 90s. Hapo ndio nimeona game ya Kariobangi sharks na Everton. Hao players wa sharks walinibamba sana the way they celebrate after scoring a penalty.

Anyway, kinyozi mwenyewe nayeye anajua kazi. Hana mbio na wewe. Machine ni Philips. Akishamaliza job you’re ushered into another section uoshwe kichwa.

There you meet lovely ladies. Kichwa inaoshwa thorougly na shampoo. Then unapanguzwa na very clean hot towel. Btw they have a washing machine to clean the towels.

After hapo ni thorough massage. Kichwa, shingo, mabega, mgongo, thorax, spinal cord etc. Unakandwa kandwa unaskia yes. Akimaaliza Uso nayo inapigwa sand paper na St. Ives.

Then upakwa spirit. Bump control na after shave. …yani ukitoka hapo you can go straight to your errands. Not a speck of hair.

All that for only 500 bob. So apparently most vinyozis in the shopping centre are now owned by Rwandese. Vinyozi wakenya wasipochunga watakuwa wanajinyoa.

They have to up it. That is for sure. Because my friends take me to salons owned by our neighbors and some dude does my hair, my pedi and mani at the same time. Bliss I tell you. One was an apprentice few years ago na sasa hivi you have to book an appointment!

[WuTang]

@Notanewguy

Sijaona Hawa ma rwandese live live btw, on IG I see the ladies are pretty tall for a lady, Hawa wenye wako Kenya wanatoshana aje?

Most Kenyan chicks wako 5’2 to 5’8

What guys here call Rwandese are actually congolese tutsis but most Kenyans cannot tell the difference. In terms of height, wengi ni average tu.

[4makind]

@Okiya

After hapo ni thorough massage. Kichwa, shingo, mabega, mgongo, thorax, spinal cord etc. Unakandwa kandwa unaskia yes. Akimaaliza Uso nayo inapigwa sand paper na St. Ives.

:D:D:D
This particular part must be an unforgettable experience!

[Motokubwa]

@WuTang

Probably Major Donk the gaza guy, Babu Owino na slay kwin Theuri. Juu wako constituencies zao.

kwetu wameanza kuzikana Kwa community burial ground bana

[WuTang]

@Motokubwa

kwetu wameanza kuzikana Kwa community burial ground bana

Kuna cemetery huko dago?

[gashwin]

@WuTang

What guys here call Rwandese are actually congolese tutsis but most Kenyans cannot tell the difference. In terms of height, wengi ni average tu.

a tutsi is a tutsi, a banyamulenge.

[LeoK]

@Okiya

Went to visit an old friend in East London. Time ran out na singeweza enda kwa kinyozi wangu wa kawaida so he shows me his Barber shop. Nikiwa kwa line I came to learn that the barbers are from Rwanda…hawa watu service yao iko juu tu sana…

Kwanza ukiingia kinyozi kuna dispenser ya keringet water & it’s free. Most vinyozis in Kenya unaweza kufa na kiu.

The ambience is also good. Kuna air conditioner. There are 8 barbers each with his own spot. Hapo mbele for every two barber spots kuna LCD TV ya Fuji…btw for the young ones Fuji was a big company in the 80s and 90s. Hapo ndio nimeona game ya Kariobangi sharks na Everton. Hao players wa sharks walinibamba sana the way they celebrate after scoring a penalty.

Anyway, kinyozi mwenyewe nayeye anajua kazi. Hana mbio na wewe. Machine ni Philips. Akishamaliza job you’re ushered into another section uoshwe kichwa.

There you meet lovely ladies. Kichwa inaoshwa thorougly na shampoo. Then unapanguzwa na very clean hot towel. Btw they have a washing machine to clean the towels.

After hapo ni thorough massage. Kichwa, shingo, mabega, mgongo, thorax, spinal cord etc. Unakandwa kandwa unaskia yes. Akimaaliza Uso nayo inapigwa sand paper na St. Ives.

Then upakwa spirit. Bump control na after shave. …yani ukitoka hapo you can go straight to your errands. Not a speck of hair.

All that for only 500 bob. So apparently most vinyozis in the shopping centre are now owned by Rwandese. Vinyozi wakenya wasipochunga watakuwa wanajinyoa.

My fren, tumeongea hii kitu mpaka tume choka. People need to go out more.

[The_real_voice]

They are the most polite and social folks i have met in my life. And contented in life too surprisingly. I once asked one kwani uchumi ya kenya haimuumi akasema he has seen worse. Good for them.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

Sis ni watu wa @Afro cant relate

[mikel]

@WuTang

What guys here call Rwandese are actually congolese tutsis but most Kenyans cannot tell the difference. In terms of height, wengi ni average tu.

actually no difference they are just one and the same people

[WuTang]

@mikel

actually no difference they are just one and the same people

Yeah, but hao wenyewe huniambia kuna some notable differences between them.

[mikel]

@WuTang

Yeah, but hao wenyewe huniambia kuna some notable differences between them.

They will never admit to being one people…and yes they have recently acquired differences thanks to colonial borders

[Bigfish1]

Service industry needs a lot of innovation, dedication and consistency, hapo ndio most guys fail.
I can’t recall, a barber that has ever given attention to detail, to even make sure no hair was left on me after a shave.

[inzhener_otmetka]

Incoming MCA doing a pre-benchmarking exercise… and almost getting a sexercise…

[Antonio_Mascaro]

@WuTang

Yeah, lakini they are more reserved than the aggressive Kenyan women.

hapo sasa. Hawa wetu wacha tupee watanzania waende kutoa hao mabwege bio

[captain_obvious]

Mimi barber wangu shiney eye nimekua loyal kwake for close to a decade juu he prioritizes quality. Hata muwe watu mia mnangoja, hawes harakisha ati asipitwe na pesa. If you’re impatient then you’re free to go to another kinyozi. Alianza kuninyoa na 50 Bob na sahii ni 200. Customers wanazidi kuongezeka tuuuu.

[sakwa]

@Okiya

Went to visit an old friend in East London. Time ran out na singeweza enda kwa kinyozi wangu wa kawaida so he shows me his Barber shop. Nikiwa kwa line I came to learn that the barbers are from Rwanda…hawa watu service yao iko juu tu sana…

Kwanza ukiingia kinyozi kuna dispenser ya keringet water & it’s free. Most vinyozis in Kenya unaweza kufa na kiu.

The ambience is also good. Kuna air conditioner. There are 8 barbers each with his own spot. Hapo mbele for every two barber spots kuna LCD TV ya Fuji…btw for the young ones Fuji was a big company in the 80s and 90s. Hapo ndio nimeona game ya Kariobangi sharks na Everton. Hao players wa sharks walinibamba sana the way they celebrate after scoring a penalty.

Anyway, kinyozi mwenyewe nayeye anajua kazi. Hana mbio na wewe. Machine ni Philips. Akishamaliza job you’re ushered into another section uoshwe kichwa.

There you meet lovely ladies. Kichwa inaoshwa thorougly na shampoo. Then unapanguzwa na very clean hot towel. Btw they have a washing machine to clean the towels.

After hapo ni thorough massage. Kichwa, shingo, mabega, mgongo, thorax, spinal cord etc. Unakandwa kandwa unaskia yes. Akimaaliza Uso nayo inapigwa sand paper na St. Ives.

Then upakwa spirit. Bump control na after shave. …yani ukitoka hapo you can go straight to your errands. Not a speck of hair.

All that for only 500 bob. So apparently most vinyozis in the shopping centre are now owned by Rwandese. Vinyozi wakenya wasipochunga watakuwa wanajinyoa.

There are tons of barbershops in Nairobi with this kind of service

e.g Eddy’s Barbershop

[sani]

Unaspend 500 kutoa trash kwa kichwa na caretaker akiitisha 300 compound ifagiliwe mzuri mnazusha