I've finally accepted i'm old.

  1. Those who use phones on the table during a meal. Some even make it worse n receive calls right there

Over 35+ and when out on a date you find them cuddling, kissing and lots of PDA. That stuff should be left to teens.

kama we ni mzee na bado unaona keeping up with the kardashians you need 2 hot sweeps

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Kenyans in the diaspora are the worst in this sector, women over 40yrs still clubbing every weekend (ati tunafukuza uzee<—WTF), they still rock teenie clothes that will make that jeans displayed by unicorn look stoneage, men over 40 and some even in their 50s having earrings kwanza zile kubwa kubwa on both Ears na ki mtu kina nywele ya white, kinavalia hizi basketball caps za hip hop yenye imesimama kuruka at times inabidii boy kama mimi kuuliza mahali ame buy hizo label juu this wazee wanajua shimo zote.

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GStar Nyongesa (Not this one wa Ktalk bbt the real one) yuko 45yrs or above na bado kinakuvalianga the latest sneakers over the weekends. Yeye ni mzee but is a porn lover and also likes kunyonya coomer(CJ) jus coz i told him that is the in thing and he being msee wa ocha followed suit

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Menopause pap!!!

the only time I leave the barstool is when I go to the gents,dancing unafanya mentally

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Xaxeni, xi mnifollow kwa IG #pictings #feelingawesome #luvuall

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Lol heh

Sex hainanga uzee wacha mtu ajibambe

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What is PDA @Mathaais Supermarket?

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Public Display (of) affection…

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Buggers who are as old as Vasco dagama and insist on playing loud music in their vehicles, so loud that it can be heard a KM away,alafu mshenzi kama huyo anatoka clubbing at 3am , gets into the apartment parking , closest to my bedroom window,since its his fav spot,and he let’s the music play for the next 15mins while he tells stories with the watchie nkt

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Umenikumbusha update niliona FB ati “Unapanda jambojet alafu unapost picha kama 100. Siku utatravel na Emirates ama Etihad si utaproduce documentary.”

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I’m old.

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hahahhaha…i saw on an FB profile some one posting a pic of their lovely son and saying how her son has changed her life…then her use name was 'SHIKO THE VIRGIN MHOTEST…was like, either am too old or the word virgin changed its meaning…

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my daugter is going to pre unit

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Subaru owners ndio culprits hapa

Na hio flight amelipiwa na kampuni

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na wale huenda seminar na kutuwekea picha za shakura… na sijasema @Ebru

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Salamu

I was visiting my grandmother the other day and some kids greeted me with a “shikamoo” and for a moment I think I heard my bones creak and felt telomeres shorten then I remembered kids in Arusha are just better behaved than ours.

Grown people who can not sit down and talk about issues huniudhi sana. How are we supposed to find solutions to problems?

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Umejibiwa na the Don.