Jana

[inzhener_otmetka]

@M2Random

Jana sikuwa na plans za kulewa. Stima ikapotea mtaani na siwezi dozz mapema kama kuku. After kusoma story ya ule talker nikaona niache 250grams na corolla nyumbani nikam tao na lopha. Ariff wangu alikuwa ananingoja 64 tuhappen akinichanuanga biz Fulani. Kuingia lopha nkaketi na slay queen. People have a habit of assuming sielewi Kikuyu. Akiongea na simu akasema hafiki tao juu duka zimefunga. Akaanza kuniambia na kiswahili nimwambie tukifika roasters. Since nilijua ni mwenyeji ni smalltalk anadai, nikachat kiasi nikachukua number. Alinitext nikiwa club nikamshow I just want to screw her and leave. Anataka tumeet Leo which left me wondering, unaambia dame live you will just f**k her and probably break her heart na anainsist kukuletea Mali. Haidhuru. Ntafanya tu vile me hufanya, no guilty conscience. Mwishowe atasema all men are dogs yada yada

Are you a dog?

[Liberty]

@pseudonym

Well maybe…just maybe,she also wants to ferk you and leave you. Ndio mwishowe ukuje kucomplain about single mothers. :D:D

she wants to fek him?! :eek:

[Wrench_jr]

Tomba haraka…murugu herbs inatafuta wagonjwa wa kutibu kisonono

[Mathaais]

Lopha ni model mpya ya Toyota ama ni gani?

[Mayai_Kumi_Kumi]

@M2Random

Si kuma. Kwani ni siri. I don’t beat around the bush kwanza dame akinitext nikiwa mlevi. Nilimwambia akam keja ntabuy mzinga majioni. Na nikamshow ajue panty atavua and she doesn’t mind. Mimi pale naingia na helmet. Halafu nikimfeast to my fill nichoree simu zake aanze kulia all men are dogs. Chenye hajui in ati nitamkulia keja ya beshte yangu senior bachelor.

Ile mchele itatembea hapa! Tuesday utaandika hekaya vile ulifagiliwa nyumba na ukaamka na cd ikiwa kwa mdeki!

[denis_young]

Kijana utawekewa mchele ukiamka hiyo sofa yako iende pamoja na familia ya panya Ile iko huko ndani.

[dusko]

Liteskin unasumbua na hizi uwongo zako za kukatiwa na madem kila saa uko kwa mat. Meffi sana

[Nattydread]

@M2Random

Na bag imejaa nguo? Ama roasters ni baze ya Malaya ni vile sijui. Na hajaniitisha pesa yoyote or even implied kitu hata fare

Utarogwa na huo mzinga wako na keja ya beshte yako ifagiliwe. Vile nimesoma, malaya ni wewe tu

[cleo]

ngombe hii chukua @Quanstrom na @Voltron muende mutombane. Na kama unaamini hii story pia ubinjwe

[gashwin]

@dusko

Liteskin unasumbua na hizi uwongo zako za kukatiwa na madem kila saa uko kwa mat. Meffi sana

Forgive him. He forgets the lie he told last time.

[system]

chunga usipewe mdudu tukuzike kesho

[Polmos]

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[uwesmake]

@Ice_Cube

Nairobi shamba la mawe

boss umefika 33 hujaoa , unangoja uoe yesu ama ?

[Ice_Cube]

@uwesmake

boss umefika 33 hujaoa , unangoja uoe yesu ama ?

:eek::eek::eek: not yet 33, am 30 lakini hii mwaka naweka mtu ball

[Bingi]

@Ice_Cube

lakini hii mwaka naweka mtu ball

utawajibika cid1?

[Ice_Cube]

@Bingi

utawajibika cid1?

lazima kaka

[Polmos]

@Ice_Cube

:eek::eek::eek: not yet 33, am 30 lakini hii mwaka naweka mtu ball

Mbona anakuuliza.Kwani anataka kukuoa?Mwambie it’s none of his business.Kwani atakusaidi kulisha familia yako?Atakusadia kupeleka bibi maternity for check up and delivery?Ata kusaidia kulea watato?kusomesha?Kulipa hospitali wakiwa wagonjwa,Kulisha.etc.

[gashwin]

@Polmos

Mbona anakuuliza.Kwani anataka kukuoa?Mwambie it’s none of his business.Kwani atakusaidi kulisha familia yako?Atakusadia kupeleka bibi maternity for check up and delivery?Ata kusaidia kulea watato?kusomesha?Kulipa hospitali wakiwa wagonjwa,Kulisha.etc.

Ya hao wawili hayakuhusu

[Bingi]

@Polmos

Mbona anakuuliza.Kwani anataka kukuoa?Mwambie it’s none of his business.Kwani atakusaidi kulisha familia yako?Atakusadia kupeleka bibi maternity for check up and delivery?Ata kusaidia kulea watato?kusomesha?Kulipa hospitali wakiwa wagonjwa,Kulisha.etc.

peasant kama mimi mwanzo wazo la kuwa na familia yangu halinijii hata kidogo

[pamba]

Sweeps zingine.