:D:D good point.
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:D:D:D:D:D funny but true
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Nitaweka siku moja kama zile za Pamba but pia mimi one day nilipata only bed bila mattress, a towel and my clothes scattered all over.
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Ati alirudi! Oh gods!
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You guys are making me choke on my alcohol!!!
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Wah!
The boy child surely has problems⌠alafu some months down the line atakam aanze kuomba msamahaâŚ
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Reminds of a nigga ,got the same call ,rushed home to find everything in the house cleared and th e Lorry moving. He managed to jump up ! Akiwa kwa gari nasikia napigiwa simu âmtu wangu, eeeenimehama nasijui naenda wapi , lakini nitawajulisha !â
Kumbe the wife was tired of the nigga drinking problems !
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the guy was giving in âjuu ya watotoââŚwe reminded him that next time haitakuwa longâi itakuwa McAggaryâŚ
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Aaaaargh!!!
These women always out here convincing the whole world all women are crazyâŚ
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Nilirudi pole pole kwa bar nikalewa mpaka midnight nikaingia nikalala juu ya mbao kama nimejifunika hiyo towel which luckily ilikuwa zile large size.
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Iza men! She might one day regret this. As for you, you can start afresh. Report to police for that OB and get a divorce. Una bahati hakipanga kukuuwa
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youâve conveniently forgotten how you cried the rest of the nightâŚ:D:D:D:D:D
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wah!! pole kwa masaibu.
as a man that memory is conveniently forgotten⌠
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bado mnakunywa kiembeni na kadereâŚisorait
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I didnât, I slept immediately juu ya ulevi. Mimi huwa roho ngumu mbaya. I remember swearing am not going after her but would start buying new stuff immediately which I started by buying a mattress the following day.
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ukiamka unakaa sand paper⌠ulim_forgive?
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Unaokota chipo mahali, unaamka unapata ulihamishwa. Unaamua kuoa, unakuta wembe ni ule ule. Wanawake mnataka tufanye nini jameni??
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:D:D:D
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Kuna boy wangu he works in Britam, 2013 October to be exact, jamaa fresh employed akanunua vitu kiasi kwa nyumba, out of feeling like a master juu ya pesa kapata dem, jana wakalipwa 24th on a Thursday siwezi sahau, wakaserereka salo yote by 29th pesa imeisha, jamaa the last 1k akaamua kufukuza mtu nayo kaa fare na kaenda job, key apee caretaker. Weee jamaa alifika nyumbani jioni, hana pesa hana vitu dem aliepa. Msee salary ya kutumia November imeisha October 29th. Woooiiii jamaa alianza kukula chai na KIDANCE ya ofisi kaa shiet, juu anajua hakuna lunch ama supper.
Jamaa alikua akifika kwa hao usiku, hawashi stima anaingia ivyo tu kwa nyumba adi bedroom, anajua njia, anagonga kitanda na mguu moja alafu anaruka kwa bed hadi salary ya November ikaingia.
Up to today we usually laugh about hii episode.
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